jokes about men

Chase Collins left the mountains to fulfill his master’s wish and to go through an arranged marriage with a beautiful CEO. He discovered the seven girls he used to know had all grown up to be gorgeous beauties, each one sexier than the next. From then onward, he began his journey to the pinnacle of life while surrounded by these beautiful women. What? Did you say you have a PhD from overseas and have amazing medical skills? I’m sorry, I can revive the dead! What? Did you say you can detect treasures and predict fortunes? I’m sorry, I got bored with those skills a long time ago! What? Did you say you’re a martial arts master who can kill a person within ten moves? I’m sorry, I’m unbeatable, but you can go ahead with your bragging! What? Did you say you’re a gorgeous woman with a huge bust and perky butt, and you’re a talented artist?

Aurora Garcia realizou um casamento relâmpago com um homem estranho no primeiro dia em que se conheceram.Ela achava que o seu casamento seria apenas uma convivência, sem amor envolvido.Mas ela não esperava que seu marido se apaixonasse profundamente por ela.O que mais a surpreendia era que toda vez que ela enfrentasse uma situação difícil, assim que ele aparecia ao seu lado, tudo se resolvia facilmente.Quando ela perguntava o porquê, ele sempre dizia que era apenas sorte.Até que um dia, ela assistiu a uma entrevista com um homem mais rico de cidade G, famoso por proteger sua esposa, e ficou chocada ao descobrir que este homem era justamente o seu marido. E quanto a essa esposa que ele tanto protegia, era ela mesma!

Darko, sang Jenderal Besar yang di kagumi dan di segani karena jasa-jasanya dalam peperangan yang tak terhitung, mengambil jeda dalam karirnya demi melangsungkan perjodohan. Namun, karena di anggap tidak memiliki asal-usul yang jelas, Darko selalu menjadi bahan olok-olok dari keluarga istrinya. Yang menginginkan Angeline, putri keluarga yang di jodohkan dengan kepada darko oleh kakek mereka untuk menikah dengan pebisnis kaya raya daripada mengikuti sang kakek yang menikahkan dengan laki-laki miskin dan berpakaian lusuh serta tak berguna itu. Namun semua orang tidak tahu, tentang siapa sebenarnya Darko sang Jenderal Besar yang paling ditakuti di medan perang. Kelak, ketika semua fakta terkuak, Darko akan menundukkan tikus-tikus yang mencoba meruntuhkan istana besarnya.

Karena suatu jebakan, dia hamil dan malah menikah dengan pria yang berkuasa."Selalin mengandung anak haram, kamu berniat untuk membuatku mencintaimu? Jangankan tiga bulan, bahkan kalau aku memberikanmu waktu tiga puluh tahun pun, kamu tidak akan mungkin berhasil!”Wanita itu tahu bahwa keberadaannya tidak diinginkan, jadi ketika tanggal pernikahan tiba, dia melarikan diri. Namun, siapa yang menyangka hal itu membuat sang calon suami menggila dan mengejarnya ke seluruh dunia?!“Hatiku untukmu, hidupku juga, kamu bisa ambil semua yang kamu inginkan, tapi kembalilah padaku!” Saat melihat bocah kecil menggemaskan itu, pria itu terperangah. “Anak haram itu ….” Wanita itu melotot dan berseru, “Anak haram apanya?! Dia anak kita!”

Thea doesn't believe she has magical powers or a destiny to save the werewolf race. She wants to be Beta to her future Alphas, identical triplets Alaric, Conri, and Kai, but they want her as their Luna. While they wait to shift for proof they're mates, they must prepare to fight a growing evil that's wiping out werewolf packs, suspects Thea is goddess gifted, and wants to take her power. As enemies pile up, Thea must embrace her fate to protect the people she loves. * * * * * This is not a story about characters abusing and hurting each other then somehow ending up together. Rather, the main characters treat each other well and support each other, fighting enemies side by side together. * * * This is an 18+ Reverse Harem story with adult themes and situations. * * * List of books (in order) in this series:Triplet Alphas Gifted Luna Vol 1 (complete) * * * Triplet Alphas Gifted Luna Vol 2 (complete) * * * Triplet Alphas Gifted Luna Vol 3 (complete) * * * Triplet Alphas Gifted Luna Vol 4 (complete) * * * Hope and Fate - The Alpha Stoll Alpha Ledger m/m romance spin-off (complete) * * * Alpha of New Dawn (coming soon) * * *

“Kenapa kamu mengkhianatiku? Kenapa aku harus mati?” Xiao Chen yang mati karena dibunuh oleh mantan kekasih dan selingkuhan kekasihnya, ia bereinkarnasi menjadi anak dari keluarga Xiao yang terkenal di benua. Dia lahir dalam keluarga kuat dan penuh kasih sayang semenjak itu Xiao Chen memutuskan untuk hidup tanpa melakukan banyak usaha. Tetap rendah hati, dan menikmati kasih sayang keluarga tapi memiliki sifat yang cukup nakal di kalangan tetua keluarganya. Sampai suatu hari Xiao Chen berubah menjadi orang yang berbeda sehingga keluarga yang dulu menyayanginya berbalik membencinya. “Kenapa kamu melakukan ini semua? Kenapa? Jawab aku XIAO CHEN!” Suara marah dari setiap tetua dan anggota keluarga Xiao hanya membuat Xiao Chen tertawa. Hidupnya tidak perlu dikendalikan oleh orang lain dan hidupnya tidak perlu orang lain mempertanyakan, ia hanya hidup menurut hatinya sendiri. “Hahahaha, kenapa? Tentu karena aku tidak suka dengannya, terlalu jenius membuat hatiku sangat iri padanya dan itu membangkitkan iblis dalam hatiku. Aku Xiao Chen akan membuat kalian merasakan apa itu rasa sakit yang sesungguhnya!”

Ini sepenggal kisah masa lalu yang belum usai antara Mahendra dan Hanami. "Aku mohon menikahlah denganku. Aku akan menebus semua kebodohan masa lalu kita. Aku janji akan membahagiakan kamu dan anak kita." "Jangan harap. Di antara kita hanyalah masa lalu. Jangan mimpi aku mau menikah denganmu." "Lihat saja, suatu saat aku akan membuatmu yakin dengan apa yang aku niatkan. Kamu akan menjadi milikku satu-satunya sampai hayat hidupku." "Gila." "Iya, aku memang sudah tergila-gila denganmu."

TWIN TORMENTORS BOOK 2 is out: *BEAUTIFULLY RUINED* It was outlawed to excuse oneself in the presence of either of the twins, let alone when they were two. But the clattering of the spoons against the plates made my head spin in circles. I wanted out of this place and I didn't care whether I would rub the obsessed psychopaths the wrong way, because they’ve been breathing down my neck since they brought me here. I can’t eat, shower, sleep, even sit alone without them going alpha on me. My twins: My tormentors!

Karena usia yang nyaris kepala tiga, Ratih dipaksa menerima pinangan lelaki yang pernah menolaknya. Rizal datang dengan status baru, duda dengan seorang putri. Di saat Ratih galau menerima pinangan Rizal, sang mantan ingin kembali. Haruskah Ratih mengalah, atau justru meneguhkan keinginannya untuk menikah dengan mantan cinta pertamanya? Ikuti kisah ini sampai tamat.

[MATURE CONTENT 21+] I'm not sure if I'm here, at the moment, I don't know if I'm screaming or begging him to stop as the weight of his hands on my back feels more apparent. Maybe I'm just helplessly drowning in my despair with only silent tears running down my face. Nothing matters because even my mind could not wander off and protect me for long enough to silently surrender to a horrific situation. "You lied to me, You lied to me! You said you wouldn't do this if I " The words slip away as I sob and cry out in pain. "Hm..”" Alejandro lets out a breathless chuckle, "I did?"One of his hands leaves my hip, reaching down to wrap around my throat, forcing my back into an arch so I'm faced with the reflection of myself in the mirror. It is so I can watch the deranged, lustful look in his eyes as he roughly thrusts himself in and out of me while choking me against his hand at my throat.This is cruel. This is disgusting. This is shameful. But it makes Alejandro smile in pleasure, in pride, that he's able to break me and bend me into his will. "I believe I said that I was fine if you wanted to wait, " he admits. "However, I never said how long. "The reflection of myself in the mirror is someone unrecognisable; she's broken, and angry. I can see my eyes darken in misery, in hatred. The mirror also provides me with Alejandro's expression, filled with contentment and satisfaction. "I HATE YOU," I spit out with every inch of dignity that I may have left. The statement left no mark on Alejandro, instead, he thrusts into me harder, making me cry out but I didn't care, not anymore.