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Nagising si Dana Montecarlo matapos ang limang taon na pagkakaratay sa ospital. She was under comatose, matapos niyang makaligtas mula sa isang malalang car accident. Sa kanyang paggising ay agad niyang nakita ng asawang si Garrett. Masaya si Dana na malaman na nakaligtas ang kanyang asawa mula sa aksidente, and he looks alive and well... Pero sa paglipas ng mga araw, napapansin niya ang malaking pagbabago sa kanyang asawa. Ang mga halik nito ay hindi na katulad ng dati, and he is acting aloof and distant towards her, as if she is a total stranger. Ano kaya ang nangyari sa kanyang asawa pagkatapos ng aksidente na kinasangkutan nila?

Yvette Villareal, the highest-paid general surgeon in the U.S. was really in love with Dwayne Hunter Wylvre, one of the youngest successful business tycoons in Asia who saved her when she was nineteen but the same man who bullied her during her childhood days. *** After seeing the man who saved her from the snatcher, Yvette can't get him out of her system but later on, she'll learn that he was also her childhood enemy, Dwayne Hunter Wylvre but it was too late for her to hate him. Eight years later, their paths met again but everything isn't the same anymore. Gone is the man that she adored from afar. Dwayne was caught in a fire incident three years ago leaving him a great trauma. Upon knowing that he hates everything related to hospitals, Yvette hid her true profession as she came into the picture and tries to convince him to take therapies. Will she be able to convince him or her lies will just take her to a different level of heartache?

Harper Parisi was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Bilang anak ng Senador, nakukuha niya ang lahat ng anumang gustuhin niya. From being the latest luxury bags to eye-catching dresses, name it all and she have it. When she met Wyatt, she said to herself that she will make him fall in love--- by hook or by crook. But when the secrets of her past started unfolding, how would the Senator's daughter handle everything knowing that the ties that bound her and Wyatt involves her father's wrongdoing? The Senator's Daughter by: untoldjins FILIPINO • R18+

Kybelle Syria Vargas always isolates herself as she's afraid of being judge by people so she become loner and over thinker. In the middle of her monochromatic journey, she found someone who showed her the other side of the world. She finds out that all the thoughts she's afraid to unleash is still possible to tell in writing and it become her rescue. Her passion and commitment in writing is the reason why she hailed as the first Editor in Chief of The Phantom, their school publication and when she helps the second batch she struggles to be a loner again as she happen to meet the person who broke her heart years ago. Dave Jedrick Martinez.

“Some beginnings start with hellos, but ours started with a kiss.” Amaia was at lost of hope and Luke has just attempted to die when their path crossed. Araw-araw ay pahirap nang pahirap at pabigat nang pabigat na ang pinagdadaanan ni Amaia. Her father hates her, her sister despises her. Wala na ang ina niya para protektahan siya. All she has is herself and her sadness. Ngunit sa gabing sukong-suko na siya, natagpuan niya ang isang lalaking nakahilata sa gilid ng dagat. Although she has no idea who the man was, she suddenly became scared of him dying. With her desire of saving the man, she gave him a mouth to mouth—giving up her first kiss. But what is this? The mysterious man is responding to her kiss! For a love that started out with a kiss, how will it turn out in the end?

Memories would flow back. Spells would be casted. The dead would be resurrected. A war would ensue. And a change in the atmosphere... the wicked ones became good and the good ones became wicked. The Chosen Twelve were destined to protect the mages of Ataraxia from formidable black creatures, in accordance to the prophecy of the Phoenix Empress. They were the Celestial Zodiacs, the most powerful twelve beings. They were the keepers of peace and order. The chosen ones who will soon retrieve Ataraxia from its ashes.

Sofia Kennedy Fontana was a CEO of Fontana Real Estate Company. She was a terror, feared and dangerous boss. Sa isang kadahilanan ay may Lupa siyang gustong angkinin na siya namang pag-aari ni Miles Blanco. She fell for him, Kennedy pity him. She end up saving the land for the man, pero paano kung inalok niya ito ng kasal at ang kabayaran ay pag ibig? He's just an ordinary guy, that's what she thought of him. She's not just a CEO but also a Princess, she also do illegal business. Will they end up of loving each other despite of the secrets they hide to each other?

Pagkatapos nang panloloko ni Stefan kay Eli dahilan nang pagkamatay ng anak niya, nagsumikap siya upang maging isang magaling na Doctor. Makalipas ang limang taon, pagtatagpuin silang muli sa pinaka-komplikadong sitwasyon. Gagawin kaya ni Eli na sagipin ang buhay ng asawa ng taong nanakit sa kaniya noon?

Kylie never thought she would end up falling inlove with her bodyguard slash soon to be brother. Taga bantay at driver niya lang dapat ito, pero nahulog siya sa binata, sinong hindi maiinlove sa lalaki? He's perfect! Para sa kanya ay perpekto na ito. gwapo, mabait, masipag at higit sa lahat matalino! Hindi man ito mayaman ay ayos lang sa kanya. Ang problema nga lang sa binata ay lagi lang itong seryoso. Bibihira magsalita na kulang na lang ay mapanisan ng laway. Masaya siya ng malamang may nararamdaman din pala sa kanya ang binata. Dahil gusto nga ng magulang nila na ampunin ang naging lihim muna ang relasyon na meron sila. Kaso wala talagang sekretong hindi nabubunyag nalaman ng parents niya ang relasyon nila. Dahil doon nagdesisyon ang mga ito na ipadala sa ibang bansa ang binata at kuya niya para doon ipag-patuloy ang pag-aaral. Hindi niya iyon alam. basta pag gising nalang niya kinabukasan. Wala na ang lalaking mahal niya iniwan siya ng walang paalam. Years past nakalimutan na niya ang lahat. Naka-move on na siya at masaya na ulit. Pero mapag laro talaga ang tadhana kung kailan ayos na siya bigla namang bumalik ang binata at hindi na ito basta basta dahil nalaman niya na isa na itong bilyonaryo. At ang masaklap pa, makakasama niya ulit ito sa iisang bahay at trabaho. What will she do? How will she deal with the man who broke her heart then?

Ysabella Santibanez, the beautiful and one and only heiress of a leading company in the construction industry, Santibanez Corporation, is the center of interest of every man in the business world—however, their company is on the verge of bankruptcy due to the scandal in which she became involved. The only way for her to save their company is for her to marry Axel Montegrande, the son of the world's richest tycoon, with whom she has had a bad blood relationship since they were children. She is extremely unhappy with her marriage to his number one rival, but she has no choice but to do so for the sake of their business and her family.