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{Warning: Some chapters of this story, entails erotic and matured contents. Read as you dim fit, or at your own detriment. Consider this an authors advise.} "My heart tells me this is the best and greatest feeling I have ever had. But my mind knows the difference between wanting what you can't have and wanting what you shouldn't want. And I shouldn't want you." • • • Keishana was reluctant to love the man her sister also loved so she did everything not to get close to him. But who would have thought that they would be so close to each other that they could hardly be separated? And in an unexpected turn of events, he fell on her and there was no other way to regain his love for her sister whom he had promised to marry. Will she be able to give up everything, including her family, just for the sake of the man she loves? Or is she willing to let go of everything they have to make her sister happy?

Kezia Chloe Villanueva smart, pretty, brave and talented. she's a princess of Villanueva clan. Iniingatan at Inaalagaan. Over protective sa kanya ang nag-iisang kapatid na si Lucas at ang tatlo nitong pinsan. Pati na rin ang dalawa niyang kababata. Minsan na rin siyang napag-kamalan na tomboy dahil lagi niyang nakakasama ang mga ito. Minsan din ay napapaaway siya dahil sa mga girlfriends ng kanyang pinsan at kababata dahil sa selos o kung hindi naman napag-kakamalan siya na isa sa mga Girlfriend ng mga ito. Her life was going happily, Until one day the person she didn't expect came back. The person she forgot, The person she cried, The person who left her without knowing the reason, Left without even saying goodbye. And also one of her childhood friend. Will she be able to face it again? Especially now, that they live in the same house?

Si Kalliste ay nag-eensayo para maging Alpha ng kanilang pack. Ang konsehal ng kanilang pack ay inaasahan na magpapakasal siya sa isang mayamang lobo na nagmula sa kanilang pack ngunit hindi niya iyon sinunod dahil mayroon nang nagmamay-ari ng kanyang puso. FInd out how the Alpha got in trouble.

Napilitan si Eliza na ibenta ng kanyang Tita Linda sa isang guwapong bilyonaryo para may perang gastusin sa ospital ng asawa nito na naaksidente dahil sa kanya. Wala siyang kaalam-alam na ibebenta pala siya. Akala niya no'ng una ay magtatrabaho lang siya sa guwapong bilyonaryo na si Alexander ngunit hindi pala. Kulang na lang ay malagutan siya ng hininga matapos niyang malaman na binenta pala siya ng kanyang sariling tita. Wala naman siyang nagawa kundi ang tanggapin na lang ang kanyang naging kapalaran. Dahil sa binenta na siya ng kanyang tita sa guwapong bilyonaryo na si Alexander ay lahat ng gustuhin nito ay kailangan niyang gawin kagaya ng pakikipag-sex dito. Ano kaya ang kahahantungan niya kasama ang guwapong bilyonaryo na si Alexander? Paano kung maging impyerno nang tuluyan ang buhay niya kasama ang guwapong bilyonaryo na ito? Is there a chance for her to escape? Paano kung magkaroon silang dalawa ng relasyon ni Alexander na guwapong bilyonaryo? Aalis pa ba siya sa piling nito o habang buhay na lang mananatili tutal una pa lang ay pati puso niya ay nabili na nito?

Eloisa lost her memory after the doctor couple found her and saved her. She wants to find the missing parts of her memory. Find the man in her dream who says that he is her husband. Can Eloisa find this man?

Yvette Villareal, the highest-paid general surgeon in the U.S. was really in love with Dwayne Hunter Wylvre, one of the youngest successful business tycoons in Asia who saved her when she was nineteen but the same man who bullied her during her childhood days. *** After seeing the man who saved her from the snatcher, Yvette can't get him out of her system but later on, she'll learn that he was also her childhood enemy, Dwayne Hunter Wylvre but it was too late for her to hate him. Eight years later, their paths met again but everything isn't the same anymore. Gone is the man that she adored from afar. Dwayne was caught in a fire incident three years ago leaving him a great trauma. Upon knowing that he hates everything related to hospitals, Yvette hid her true profession as she came into the picture and tries to convince him to take therapies. Will she be able to convince him or her lies will just take her to a different level of heartache?

Irish-Tristan (Complete) Sypnosis It's Just a Game Irish Nathally is an Independent-smart girl. She's a dreamer and reaching her Goal in life. A nerd that been bullied to their campus for almost 4 executived years but as she step in her Shs her life change when she meet THE BADDEST particular the group leader none other than Tristan. Tristan Ace is a Heartthrob in their campus. A wealthy person with a badboy/charismatic features. He doesn't believe in love and He believes that love is Just a Game. A game they've create that collide this two person. What will gonna happen?. Tristan will seek and find the true of meaning of love? @credits to the photo

Tahimik ang buhay ni Cailiegh habang nagtatrabaho sa isang fast-food chain. Not until Sky came in her life. Ang dati niyang tahimik na buhay ay napilatan. She become a slave of him. Pero, paano kung nahuhulog na siya kay Sky? Can she tell her feelings or she will remian the Slave of the Heartless Billionaire?

It was five years ago when Andrew's friends died. Two of them were his teammates in volleyball and one of them was his boyfriend. All of them were said to be killed by his best friend, Allen. The tragedy almost caused him to take his own life. But just like the rainbow that appears after a rain, Andrew was able to get back on his feet and tried to live as normal as possible. It was then when he met Karl, a handsome and a tall looking man with a cold demeanor. For Karl, Andrew was his sun no matter what his past is. Andrew was the person who changed him, a person he had promised he wouldn't leave. But there will always be darkness after the sun shines. For they thought they could finally be happy, a person from the dark past came back. Will Andrew be able to find happiness? or will the past pull Andrew back to how he was? For updates follow me on my Facebook page: @lawlietwrites

Planet Wayne, isang planeta kung saan itinuturing na Diyos ang mga bampira at tila hayop naman ang mga tao na ginagawang alipin. Bilang isang alipin, isa itong walang katarungang mundo para kay Lana. Mahahanap pa kaya niya ang kaligayahan at kalayaan na pinakaaasam niya lalo pa at isang masamang prinsepe na kilala sa pagpatay ng mga alipin ang nakabili sa kanya?