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"Don't play coy with us, Jacqueline. You know that we want you," Grady was to my back and kissed my naked shoulder excruciatingly slowly. We...oh, fuck. ***** Since a very young age, Jacqueline has always been the adventurous type. Growing up she didn't change, her curiosity developed in all aspects of her life. But watching her mom wilted away because of her dad's affairs made her swear not to fall for any man. She moved miles away from home to free herself of her family's hypocrisy and judgemental view of their social circle. Jacqueline couldn't believe the day when she was recruited by an escort agency. Her love of intimacy was reflected in ways she always imagine. The lack of family closeness made her crave attention from others, up until the day she met the twins, from then on she never felt so suffocated in all her life. Follow Jacqueline's journey as she discovers love, not only from one but two men. How will she handle them, and will she follow her guts and fall for both brothers?

Some people appear in life as blessings in disguise. Not knowing where my life was heading after facing betrayal after betrayal, Someone appeared in my life as my stepdad. What is it? A love? In love with my ex-stepdad whose appearance seems to be a shield for me. Who kept protecting me even after all the lies I had told him. After Mom lied about her identity. I fell in love with him, my mother's contracted husband who divorced her right after he got to learn about her true identity. But he kept me protected as my legal guardian, who makes me his family. And, I fell in love with his sincerity and his warmth.

You find out the billionaire’s daughter might be the baby stolen from you years ago, and now she won’t accept anyone but you. He drags you to his mansion and throws a document at you. You’re thinking, “Please, just let me explain… wait, a mate contract?!”

Hidup sebatang kara, Dania harus menghadapi pengkhianatan dan niat buruk orang-orang yang ingin menguasai harta warisan kedua orang tuanya. Dalam rasa kalut dan takut, Dania dipertemukan dengan Sangga, sosok yang mengaku sebagai teman baik sang mama. Dengan rayuan akan memberikan perlindungan, Sangga mampu membuat Dania menerima lamarannya. Meskipun berbeda usia dan menikah tanpa cinta, tetapi rasa aman dan nyaman yang dia dapatkan bersama Sangga mampu membuat rasa cinta tumbuh subur di hati Dania. Hingga hadir berbagai bukti kedekatan Sangga dengan sang mama di masa lalu, yang menunjukkan jika sang mama memiliki hubungan spesial dengan lelaki yang kini telah bergelar suami. *** "Aku kira kupingku salah dengar, tapi ternyata memang benar nama mamaku yang kau sebut malam itu."

"But Angelo, I love you and we could be together and we won't have to abort our baby." I sobbed my eyes becoming red. "Raina, listen it's not Ours that's your responsibility and secondly I'm sorry, I can't return those feelings...we fucked that's all there was to it." He spurt coldly and my heart broke it a million pieces making me cry even more when he left banging my office door. - Raina Williams a preachers kid, who believes in love, a successful lawyer. She just finished college and is currently working at a well-known law firm. She meets Angelo Le roux, her bosses son from Netherlands, the arrogant billionaire bachelor who doesn't do commitment. He doesn't have to sweep her off her feet to get her into bed. She gets pregnant and he tells her off to get an abortion..

Apa yang anda lakukan jika anda sudah bertunangan dan dititipi bayi tanpa diambil kembali? Selain itu anda juga memiliki bisnis yang tidak dapat ditinggalkan. Sebentar lagi tunanganmu akan pulang! Panik yang pasti, karena kamu pasti tidak mau tunanganmu salah paham. Itulah yang terjadi kepada Michelle saat ini. Akhirnya Michelle mencari sang ibu bayi, tapi tidak berhasil. Karenanya, ia mencari ayah sih bayi yang merupakan selebritis terkenal, Jason Casanova. Michelle adalah cinta pertama Jason, ia sangat senang ketika Michelle mencarinya tapi semuanya jadi berubah menjadi tragedi ketika Michelle memberitahunya bahwa ia adalah ayah dari bayi yang dibawanya! Setelah membuktikan bahwa ia bukan ayah dari bayi Tina, Jason bertekad untuk mengejar cinta Michelle meski tahu Michelle telah bertunangan. Tapi kalau dengan usahanya saja pasti tidak akan berhasil. Tapi bagaimana kalau dengan bantuan Jojo? Tidak ada yang mustahil! Mari kita saksikan serunya perjuangan Jason, Mengoyahkan dan mendapatkan cinta Michelle, apakah dia akan berhasil? Mari kita saksikan bersama hanya di GoodNovel.

Dilamar mantan saja bakal kaget, tapi gimana kalau tiba-tiba kita malah dilamar kakaknya mantan?! Kaira yang baru kembali ke tanah kelahirannya, merasakannya! Gadis itu mendadak dilamar Davian Rajendra karena suruhan mantan Kaira sendiri. Apa yang sebenarnya terjadi? Lalu bagaimana kisah Davian dan Kaira selanjutnya?

In a whirlwind of deceit and desire, Jasmine's life is turned upside down when her father remarries, setting off a chain of events that includes betrayal by her step-sister Layla and her own boyfriend, Paul. For her mother's treatment, Jasmine becomes a surrogate mother, leading to the birth of twins. Just as she begins to rebuild, billionaire Damon sets his sights on her, igniting a passion neither can deny. Their steamy encounters reveal hidden desires and challenge Jasmine's resolve. Damon's lips brushed against hers, sending shivers down her spine. "Trust me, Jasmine. Let me show you a world of passion and pleasure you've only dreamed of." "Stop it," Jasmine said. Suddenly two sweet buns interrupted their moment, "Mommy, Mommy, Dad is not little child, we are. love us!"

Pandora thought she would have a white picket fence and 2.5 kids with her highschool sweetheart. That was until he stood her up on their date and she caught him cheating. Newly divorced Pandora goes to Vegas and lets her hair down. A wild night with a stranger results in her waking up with a terrible hangover. Moreover, she couldn’t remember his name or what he looked like! Life after that should have been boring—apart from fighting off her ex-husband, and putting the mistress in her place. Who could have known that one night of passion would lead to unexpected and lifelong consequences. Now, Pandora needed to search for the baby of her father. But what is she to do when she is attracted to her doctor? Will she forget about the mystery man who made her laugh or will she start anew with this handsome and polite doctor? Will the demons of her past allow her a happily ever after?

Irene Dante's life takes an unexpected turn when she has a night out with friends and wakes up to the shocking news of her pregnancy. Disowned by her powerful father and with no memory of the father of her child, Irene is determined to rebuild her life and prove her worth. Years later, as a successful businesswoman and single mother, Irene crosses paths with Benjamin Ferrari, the menacing Capo Dei capi of the Italian Mafia. Drawn to her and her daughter Sofia, Benjamin finds himself torn between his responsibilities to the mafia and his growing love for Irene. But when the truth of their past connection is revealed, it threatens to tear them apart. Will Benjamin denounce his life of crime and fight for the family he never knew he wanted, or will their love be lost forever in the shadows of a dangerous world? In this gripping billionaire romance, Irene and Benjamin must navigate a high-stakes game of love, loyalty, and redemption in order to find their happily ever after.