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MONTREAL SERIES #1 (TAGALOG) A deadly, high-ranking assassin, forced to live as an ordinary student, enrolls at a prestigious university and crosses paths with the "Four Kings," the academy's most popular and untouchable group. As their worlds collide, tensions ignite, and the question arises: will the predator become the prey, or will the kings fall to her hidden power? M.H UPDATE 2025 : I'm currently uploading the edited version of this novel. Ps: If you added this book a long time ago and going to re-read it again, please remove and add it to your library again to refresh the book.

Pangarap ni Farrah Paraiso na ikasal sa kaniyang nobyo pero natuklasan niya na walong taon na siyang kasal sa kinaiinisang lalaki noong college, si Damon Punongbakal. Hindi niya inaasahan na ang kasal-kasalan nila dahil sa kalasingan ay naging totohanan. Minabuti niyang hanapin ang lalaki upang solusyonan ang problema, ngunit paano kung sa kanilang pagtatagpo ay ayaw na siyang pakawalan nito? Mahulog kaya ang loob ni Farrah kay Damon?

Pagkatapos ng limang taong paninirahan sa New York, napilitang umuwi ng Pilipinas si Elysia Samonte dahil sa pamimilit ng kanyang ina.Nakapagtapos s'ya sa New York University at isa s'yang sikat na Modelo sa ibang bansa, lingid sa kanyang kaalaman naka-arranged marriage na pala s'ya sa lalaking nag ngangalangang Xavi Hernandez na s'yang kinababaliwan n'ya noon. Isa itong babaerong abogado, at ang tingin kay Elysia ay isang babaeng magaling mang-akit ng mga lalaki dahil isa 'din s'ya sa naakit sa ganda ng dalaga. Dahil sa pamimilit ng kanilang mga ina kaya napilitan silang magpakasal sa isa't-isa ngunit para kay Elysia at Xavi sa lamang na paligsahan ang kasal kong sino ang unang bibigay sa kanilang dalawa ay s'yang matatalo. Si Xavi Hernandez kaya ang unang mahuhulog sa mapang-akit na ganda at alindog ni Elysia? O baka naman si Elysia Samonte ang mauunang mahulog sa mapanlinlang na kilos ni Xavi?

Triana Allende was living a fairy tale life until her father passed away. Everything fell apart when her mother arranged her marriage to the only son of a conglomerate to save their dying business—Devance Chaudhary. Meanwhile, Devance is against arranged marriage, but his father threatens to disinherit him if he doesn’t marry the daughter of his old friend. Devance is prepared to move heaven and hell to oppose his marriage to a stranger until he meets Triana. He bids the highest price that she could not refuse, even though she is engaged to someone else. Can love blossom between them? Because their presence together spells disaster!

Feeling pogi at suplado, ganyan i-describe ni Belle ang ultra rich at most sought after bachelor na si Zyrone Craig. Kaya nang masaksihan niya mismo ang hindi pagsipot ng fiancee nito sa tinaguriang wedding of the year ng mga ito, kulang na lang ay magpa-fiesta siya dahil naniniwala siyang deserve na deserve iyon ng hambog na binata. Tuloy-tuloy na sana ang kanyang pagbubunyi kaso habang tinatakasan nito ang makukulit na taga-media para sa isang exclusive interview, walang sabi-sabing isinama siya nito sa pag-eeskapo. Nadamay siya tuloy sa magulong buhay nito kahit hindi niya plinano. Isusumpa na sana niya ito dahil sa dinala nitong gulo sa buhay niya kaso, naging sabaw lahat ng braincells niya nang bigla siya nitong alukin ng kasal. At take note, um-oo siya! Kung anong nangyari, hindi siya sigurado. Basta ang alam lang niya, nang unang beses siyang halikan ni Zyrone, parang gusto niya ng take-two. At habang tumatagal, nararamdaman din niya na parang hindi na rin masama kung silang dalawa nga ang forever ng each other. Kaya lang, mukhang mahihirapan silang ma-achieve ang happy every after kung maraming sikretong nakapagitan sa kanilang dalawa dahil nga sa parehas silang stranger.

It was never supposed to be painful and depressing. A stupid mistake she knows that. After all, Jude Murray was her boss, and falling in love with him wasn't in her job description. But can they blame her? A little moth-like her couldn't stay away from fire even if it burns. And so their journey begins. Mary Jane Austen, the assistant secretary of the cold billionaire. One mistake, she left him for good. However, two years later they met again. “... You, you hurt me Jude. You made me look so small with all that whore you f*ck inside your office while I was just a foot away from your door...you! You are a heartless assh*le who didn't even realized that I was hurting.” Saad niyang nagpapahid na ng luha. “... How could you?” Sigaw niyang dagdag habang ang luha ay nag uunahang pumatak, na para bagang ilog na dumadaloy na lamang ng walang katapusan.

WARNING: R-18 l MATURE CONTENT l SPG l VERY SEXUAL l READ RESPONSIBLY After losing her family in a tragic accident, Adrianna Averleigh Mijares was left to put her life back together. She was left with a family whom he thought would give her love and care but none of them happened. She was being hated, considered rival and treated like a slave. At a very young age she realized that no one will really love her and protect her like what her parents did. She grow being independent and contented with having herself alone. She has never dreamed of finding someone knowing that no one who will accept, love and take care of her. Not until her peaceful and quiet life was interrupted by the Ret. Lt. Col. Gaden Lucas Montenegro. The man promised to accept, love and take care of her. He spoiled her with everything. He's the man every woman dreamed of. She felt love and at her happiest but fate is really against her will. The man who promised her forever is the same man who broke her into pieces. He left her broken and bleeding. Will someone be able to pick up all the broken pieces and put it back together?

Nagbago ang buhay ni Katelyn Louise nang hilingin ng kanyang kambal na siya ang maging substitute bride sa araw ng kasal nito. Bilang isang mabuting kapatid,mahal niya ito at may utang na loob siya sa kaniya ay wala itong nagawa kung ‘di ay sumang-ayon. Doon niya nakilala ang isang baldadong si Red Calyx Villareal. Siya ay malamig at walang puso kaya naging interesado siya rito. Akala niya magiging miserable ang kaniyang buhay kasama ang lalaki ngunit kabaliktaran ng inaakala niya. She spoils her as if she was a queen to him. Makakaya ba niyang mabuhay sa ibang katauhan o susuko na lang gayong marami ang kaniyang sekretong nalaman?

Lumaki si Lingling na buhay prinsesa sa kanilang probinsya. Ngunit dahil sa nangyari sa kanya ay lumuwas siya ng siyudad para doon na muna manirahan. At dahil gipit sa pera kaya naisip niya na maghanap ng trabaho, humingi ng sign at hindi nagtagal ay may naghahanap na nang trabaho bilang isang private nurse ngunit hindi niya na ito tinanggap dahil nalaman niya na mas matanda pa sa kanya ang aalagaan niya at kulang ang kanyang kaalaman sa pagiging nurse. Hanggang sa may kaibigan ang kanyang ina na naghahanap din na gustong pumasok ng trabaho pero bilang isang Yaya kaya sa dalawang pagpipilian niya na trabaho ay pinili niya ang magiging taga-bantay. Ngunit nagulat si Lingling pagkarating sa bahay kung saan siya magtatrabaho na kung sino ang magiging amo niya. Magawa niya pa kayang tumakas gayong may kasalan siya rito? Ano kaya ang magiging kapalaran niya sa dalawang makulit na anak ng kanyang bilyonaryong amo? Paano kung may kahilingan ang mga anak ng bilyonaryo kay Lingling, kaya niya bang panindigan kung unti-unti ay napapamahal na ito sa kanya?

Raised traditionally by her aunt, Maria Vienna Schneider is a nerd who hideously puts on an endearing mask and does things that would be deemed out of character to make her plan work. In the midst of doing something behind everyone else, she will encounter things that would definitely tear her in between holding on and letting go. Would she choose to stay with the man she loves? Or would she rather set him free and continue her life without him?