You Want That Watch? Then Watch Me Leave
On our wedding day, my bride insists on wearing an old, beat-up watch with the million-dollar wedding dress I buy her.
I call off the wedding on the spot.
She looks at me in shock. "You called off the wedding just because of a watch?"
I take out the divorce agreement and tell her to sign. "Yes. Because of that watch."
Everyone calls me crazy. They cannot believe I would end a ten-year relationship over something so worthless and file for divorce in front of everyone.
Dad walks up and slaps me across the face. "Get on your knees, you disgrace."
My mother-in-law shrieks that I have ruined her daughter's future by returning her like damaged goods.
I look at the watch on her wrist, which is stopped at 3:07, and I smile.
Then, I phone my assistant. "It's time. Release everything. I want a divorce."