Deflected
"Shut up, Rookie. I have to hit that aisle once a month, remember? Look just to the right of those items, and you'll see the tampons."
My eyes widen. "There are a lot of boxes."
"I know. You're looking for a pink box. It has a giant P on it…"
"Got it!" I grab the box feeling victorious and read it off to her. "Playtex Sport, Regular size, plastic applicator… Babe… are you sure this is what you want?"
"Nicely done," she praises. "That's exactly it. Toss that puppy in the cart."
"Tiff, are these the inside ones or outside ones?"
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