Lahat ng Kabanata ng THE HILARIOUS HUSBAND (LEE BROTHERS #2): Kabanata 31 - Kabanata 40

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Chapter 31. Hope's Revenge Part II Failed

CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE: HOPE'S REVENGE PART II FAILED★HOPE RYKER LEE★“Matulog ka r’yan mag-isa mo katabi ‘yang mga daga mo,” mataray na sabi sa ‘kin ni Elisse habang palabas siya sa kuwarto namin. Nakasuot na siya ng pantulog dahil katatapos niyang mag-shower.I wanted to laugh at how worked up she was, but I decided to play the pitiful husband card instead. “Senyorita Darling, sorry na kasi. Huwag mo ‘kong iwan dito sa kuwarto. Hindi ako sanay nang hindi ka katabi. Hindi ako sanay na hindi kita naaamoy sa tabi ko.”Of course, it was all part of the plan. May second wave pa ang ganti ko sa kaniya. Na-predict ko nang dahil sa mga daga ay hindi siya matutulog dito sa kuwarto namin. And me? I was prepared for that. Boys scout ‘to, laging handa. Kaya hinanda ko na rin kanina ‘yong guestroom para sa kaniya.She didn’t even glance in my direction, completely ignoring my dramatic performance as she marched out of the room.As soon as she was gone, I sat at the foot of the bed, trying so hard n
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Chapter 32. Racing Heart

CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO: RACING HEART❥ ELISSE GARCIA ❥I woke up with a jolt, the pressing need to pee dragging me out of my comfortable sleep. Groggy and disoriented, I slid out of bed in the guestroom, rubbing my eyes as I shuffled toward the bathroom. The clock on the wall read 1 a.m. — not exactly the most ideal time for a bathroom run, but what could I do?Ganito na talaga ang routine ko, nagigising sa dis-oras ng gabi para umihi, dahil bago ako matulog ay umiinom ako ng gatas o ‘di kaya’y tubig or tea.I pushed the door open and flicked on the light. Ngunit nagulantang ako at nagising nang tuluyan ang diwa ko sa bagay na bumungad sa ‘kin sa banyo. No, wait. Hindi ‘yon basta isang bagay lang. It was a… pirate?Sh*t. What is Captain Jack doing here in the guestroom? Nananaginip ba ako?Tila naestatwa ako sa kinatatayuan ko at natakot gumalaw because he has a sword in hand, eyes glaring straight at me like he was about to attack. His wild hair, that tattered pirate outfit, and the way
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Chapter 33. Anemic

CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE: ANEMIC❥ ELISSE GARCIA ❥“Tinawagan ko si Mom,” bungad sa ‘kin ni Hope pagbalik niya sa opisina namin. “Sa labas tayo mag-d-dinner ngayon, kasama natin ang pamilya ko. Kaya huwag kang magkakamaling umuwi agad. Baka takasan mo na naman ako. Nakakahiya kila Mom at Dad kung makikita nilang magkaiba pa tayo ng sasakyan pagpunta ro’n,” he continued, sounding half-serious but half-playful.Yeah. May point naman siya. Siguradong iba ang magiging dating no’n sa pamilya niya kung separate cars pa kami. Thankfully, it was Friday, so at least I had the time for it. Besides, it wasn’t like we did this often. In fact, since Hope and I got married, this was the first time we’d have dinner with his family again.I let out a dramatic sigh, pretending like I had no choice. “Fine,” I said, as if I were reluctantly agreeing.Pagpatak ng alas sais ng hapon ay sabay na kaming lumabas sa opisina. Of course, siya ang nagbukas ng pinto for me, kasunod ang iconic line niyang, “Dragon’s f
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Chapter 34. Longlong

CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR: LONGLONG★HOPE RYKER LEE★I shot a quick glance down at my pants the second I felt my c*ck twitch. ‘Oh, come on. Talaga ba, Longlong? Haplos lang ‘yon, oy! Sino nagsabi sa ‘yong tumayo ka! Dapa!’Haplos lang ang ginawa niya sa ‘kin, and I’m already malfunctioning. F*ck. Paano ko ngayon gagawan ng paraan ‘to? Of all times, in front of my entire family, my body decides to turn into a hormonal teenager. At para bang dinig ko ang dignidad ko na pinagtatawanan ako habang sinasabing, ‘Magpigil ka muna, gago!’I tried to keep my face neutral, but I could already feel the heat creeping up my neck. Nang balingan ko si Elisse, naabutan ko siyang nakatingin din sa tapat ng alaga kong nakaumbok, at nang mag-angat siya sa ‘kin ng tingin, imbes na tigilan ang ginagawa niyang paghaplos sa braso ko ay itinuloy pa lalo habang bahagyang nakangisi sa ‘kin. She was teasing me, and I was falling right into it.I let out a quiet breath, praying no one else at the table noticed. My fami
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Chapter 35. WARNING (R18+)

CONTENT WARNING!Please note: The following chapter contains s*xual scenes and is intended for mature audiences only! This material is not suitable for minors. Reader discretion is advised.CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE★HOPE RYKER LEE★“Maghubad ka na,” utos ko kay Elisse dahil habang naghuhubad ako ay pansin kong nakapanood lang siya sa ‘kin. I smirked, feeling a little cocky. “O gusto mong ako ang maghubad sa ‘yo? Puwede rin naman. Gagawin ko ‘yong nabasa ko sa book—'yong pinupunit ‘yong damit at panty.” Sinundan ko pa 'yon ng pagkindat.Napabuga siya ng hangin na parang nayabangan sa ‘kin. “Akala mo ba gano’n kadali ‘yon?” she shot back, her tone challenging me, eyes narrowing slightly as if daring me to follow through.Napangisi ako lalo, sunod ang paghakbang ko palapit sa kaniya no’ng boxer brief na lang ang suot ko. “Gusto mong ipakita ko sa ‘yo kung pa’no? But I’m warning you,” I leaned in, lowering my voice, “baka hindi lang damit ang mapunit.”Tinaas ko ang mga kamay ko at humawak sa b
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Chapter 36. WARNING PART II

CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX: WARNING PART II★HOPE RYKER LEE★“Malapit na, Elisse…” I whispered, my voice low, as my thrusts sped up from behind her. Her grip on the glass door tightened, and the sound of her hands pressing against it echoed in the room, growing louder with every movement.“F*ck.” Hinugot ko ang alaga ko mula sa kaniya, bahagyang nanginginig ang katawan ko at tuhod as I took quick steps toward the toilet bowl, releasing myself there, panting heavily as I let it all out.Gustuhin ko man kasing pasabugin ‘yon sa loob niya ay hindi pa puwede. Hindi pa kami okay. Hindi ko pa ramdam na mahalaga ako sa kaniya, at mas lalong hindi ko pa ramdam na mag-stay siya sa ‘kin.Habang patuloy kong pinalalabas ang katas ko, siya naman ay hinugasan at sinabon ang sarili. Inabot niya ang towel sa rack at iniwan ako sa banyo.Binilisan ko ang pagkilos at hinugasan na rin ang sarili ko pati ang kamay bago ko siya sundan sa kuwarto. Kailangan maagapan ko na makapagbihis siya dahil hindi pa kami tap
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Chapter 37. Against The Wall

CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN: AGAINST THE WALL★HOPE RYKER LEE★THREE months had passed since that unforgettable night with Elisse, but ever since then, it felt like she had put up walls again. She was back to her usual self—cold, distant, and hardly engaging in conversations with me. It was as if the intimacy we had shared had never happened.Kakausapin niya lang ako kapag tungkol sa trabaho, at kapag susubukan kong makipag-usap sa kaniya, sobrang tipid lang ng binibigay niya sa ‘king sagot. It was frustrating, especially when I could still vividly recall the way she looked at me that night, the way she melted against me as we kissed. The way she moaned my name. Now, it was as if all of that had been erased from her memory.Inasahan ko pa naman na matapos ang gabing ‘yon ay baka unti-unti na siyang magbago at bumigay sa ‘kin, pero mali ako. The past three months had devolved into a series of chaotic pranks and retaliations, with each of us trying to outdo the other.Hindi ko makakalimutan ‘yo
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Chapter 38. Dinner Date

CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT: DINNER DATE★HOPE RYKER LEE★HINDI maalis ang ngiti sa labi ko ngayon habang nagmamaneho patungo sa restaurant kung saan kami magkikita ni Elisse. Dinner date. Siya ang nagyaya kaya ang ngiti ko ay abot-langit.Yes. You heard it right. Niyaya ako sa isang dinner date ng dragon na ‘yon. Niyaya niya ako through phone call. Sunday kasi ngayon at naiwan ako sa bahay habang siya ay lumabas dahil inimbita siya ng isa sa mga kaibigan niya dahil birthday raw ng anak nito. Then, later in the afternoon, she called me. She asked if I had any plans around seven in the evening, and if I didn’t, she suggested we have dinner out.Of course, I didn’t play hard to get. I agreed right away because, let's be real, it’s not every day that someone like her—my fierce dragon—acts all sweet and invites me out. Ang sabi niya pa sa ‘kin ay sa restaurant na raw kami magkita dahil doon na siya dederetso dahil baka raw maalanganin siya ng uwi galing sa birthday-an.Pagdating ko sa restaurant
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Chapter 39. Jealousy

CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE: JEALOUSY❥ ELISSE GARCIA ❥“Nasaan ang Kuya Hope mo?” bungad ko kay Edward na naabutan kong nag-p-prepare ng meryenda niya sa kusina pagpunta ko ro’n.Kararating ko lamang galing sa Lee Entertainment. Mas naunang umuwi sa akin si Hope, samantalang ako ay nag-overtime ng isang oras sa opisina dahil may mga kailangan akong tapusin. Dahil separate cars kami, hindi na niya ako hinintay pa. He just told me earlier to be careful on my way back. But when I parked my car before coming inside, I didn’t notice Hope’s car in the garage—only Edward’s. Meaning, Hope wasn’t home yet, even though he left before I did.“Sinundo si Ate Ella sa school,” Edward said simply, but it felt like a heavy blow to my chest, stirring something inside me I couldn’t quite explain—na ngayon ko lang naramdaman.“Hindi mo ba kasi hinintay si Ella?” “Hindi naman kami sabay ng out ngayon. Mas nauna ‘ko sa kaniya, at may pinuntahan kami ng mga tropa ko. Kaya no’ng tumawag siya at nagpapasundo, hindi
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Chapter 40. Customized

CHAPTER FORTY: CUSTOMIZED❥ ELISSE GARCIA ❥“Hindi ko alam kung ano’ng ireregalo ko sa kaniya, kaya kwintas ang naisip ko,” Hope continued, explaining after telling me that Queenie was his friend, someone he met through mutual connections. But I wasn’t sure if I believed him.I mean, kung kaibigan niya lang ‘yon, bakit kwintas ang kailangan niyang ibigay? Lalo na at lalaki siya at babae ang kaibigan niyang ‘yon. It felt… off.“Bakit nasa drawer pa? Why haven’t you given it to her yet?” I asked, keeping my voice steady, though my arms were crossed tightly over my chest. Nasa garden pa rin kaming dalawa, at hanggang ngayon ay hindi ko pa rin ginagalaw ang ginawa niyang clubhouse sandwich.“Nagdadalawang-isip ako. Feeling ko maling kwintas ang binili ko.” He sighed, as if this was the most stressful problem he could have. “Puwede mo ba ‘kong bigyan ng ibang idea?”“Mug. Picture frame. Toothbrush. Suklay. Sabon. Bimpo,” seryoso kong sagot, my voice calm but my brow arched ever so slightly
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