(1) Blaming the Nuggets

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Do you know that sensation where you are pooping and your whole focus is on how to poop your poop out of your butt without it accidentally cutting in two halves because your butt cheeks might squeeze it?

It's a difficult task, a really difficult one.

Not cutting the poop in half is a talent. Especially when you are answering nature's call in nature, like literally in the forest.

With this incredible amount of focus, your senses will be heightened too. For the fact that you are in the middle of the forest, pooping, and that it's dark and cold and moist and creepy and that you can hear the chippering of birds or insects or something, and with an additional random low growl which sounded like it came from all directions -not being able to cut the poop in this situation is a skill since we most likely squeeze our butt cheeks when we get shocked or scared.

"I blame the nuggets, I swear," I muttered silently as I breathe in deeply and immediately regretted it since I've smelt my