31|sweet lies

Brenda G

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Ever felt like you're the worst person on the planet? Well, that's me.

I had a list of reasons to prove that I was indeed the worst person in the universe. The first reason being, I lied to my best friends Sam and Dulcie. The other day, during the whole Jake and me incident, I managed to cook up a convincing lie in order to explain why Jake and I were both naked in the water. Of course, I used the skinny diving story as an explanation. I could sense by the suspicious looks from Dulcie and Sam, that they weren't fully convinced but they chose to let it slide. Or didn't they?

The second reason as to why I was the worst mundane is, I nearly had sex with my best friend's crush. I clearly knew that Cara had feelings for Jake but despite that, I shamelessly fell for him. What's worse is that I nearly had sex with him. What was I thinking? Just how horny was I? Wait, did Jake lace the slices of bacon with horny pills? Was that why I wanted to have sex with him?

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