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After sharing a passionate night with the most hated Alpha in the kingdom, Sabrina never expected to see him again. But three weeks later, she’s summoned to his Pack. When she arrives, the Alpha glares at her with disdain and declares, “I’m pregnant. Take responsibility.” * * * Asher couldn’t care less about the rumors surrounding him. Ruthless and unrelenting, he has expanded his territories through bloodshed, leaving a trail of death and destruction in his wake. For his sins, the Moon Goddess cursed him—stripping him of his status and forcing him to the lowest rank of his kind: an Omega. Now, after an unfortunate one-night stand with a female Alpha, Asher finds himself facing an even greater nightmare. He is pregnant.

What was supposed to be a punishment for captain Ysabelle Gum soon turns into a romantic getaway when she catches the attention of a celeb musician on her team. Ysabelle has no interest in men, especially celebrities, she just wants to shoot and kill to her heart’s content. However, she is forced to reconsider when she is tasked with being his bodyguard. Ysabelle wants no part of it, not when the singer is hell-bent on making her love him. Actor and singer Jordan Bell was used to being fawned over, by fans and family. But he realizes he needs something else, something deeper. When he is cast in a military drama, Jordan and his team go to shooting stations, where he meets Ysabelle, who against all odds saved his life during a shooting mistake. Jordan is sure she is the one for him, and he vows to make her his bodyguard. But the thing is, Ysabelle has no interest in him, and no amount of broken bones will keep him away.

Frostia Sebastien, isang desi-nuebe anyos na lumaki sa hirap kasama ang kaniyang magulong pamilya. Dahil sa hirap ng buhay at sa kagustuhang makapagtapos ng pag-aaral ay naghanap siya ng trabaho bilang isang kasambahay. Napakalupit ng kaniyang tadhana at napunta siya sa mansiyon ng Rosales Residence at doon nagsimula ang kalbaryo ng kaniyang buhay. Naging lihim mab ang pangmomolestiya at panghahalay ng kaniyang among prinsipal ay nalaman pa rin ito ng karamihan lalo ba ang malupit na madam. Paano siya makakalayo sa mga mapanghusgang tao na walang alam kung ano ang malagim na sinapit niya mula sa Rosales Residence? Ipagpapatuloy pa rin ba niya ang kaniyang pagbubuntis kahit na alam niyang bunga ito ng panghahalay ng inaakalang mabutihing prinsipal? Paano siya makakatakas sa malupit niyang tadhana kung kinakailangan niya rin namang lumaban at maghiganti kahit sa maling paraan? “Kung ikakakulong ko ang pumatay ay ikakatuwa ko pa kaysa umiyak... nang sa kaisipang makukulong ako ay sisiguraduhin ko na... tapos na ang aking paghihiganti!” —Frostia Sebastien

This Book is Classified into Two Books under the same title. Book One has 60 Chapters. Whiles Book Two is the continuation and the love story of the Book One main characters' children. A one-night stand with a stranger brought Ashley to her downfall. Being betrayed by her step-sister and her boyfriend on her birthday, Ashley took on an impulsive action to sleep with a stranger. Which unfortunately got her pregnant. To add to her sorrow, her step-sister and her 5 years boyfriend were getting engaged. Thrown out from her home by her father and stepmother, Ashley thought she would struggle to carter for her baby. Until she met a man who took her under his wings and protected her. But the man always wears a mask in other for Ashley not to recognize who he is. Not having anywhere to go. Families and friends turned their back on her. Life was hard for Ashley. But she was still determined to move forward with the unknown man. Ashley was overwhelmed by the unknown person's care toward her. Without having any idea, the unknown person is no other person than David Westwood. The CEO of DWC, the multi-billionaire, and the same person who got her pregnant. What will Ashley do with her triplets? What will Ashley do when she finds the man who got her pregnant? Will Ashley forgive him and forget her past? Will there ever be love between them? Read more to find out!!

Bukankah tidak ada yang salah menjadi single mother? Kallula adalah wanita tangguh yang berjuang untuk membesarkan putranya seorang diri. Ia lebih memilih menjauh dari hidup Jaka, lelaki yang menghamilinya daripada harus terus terbelenggu dalam hubungan yang toxic bersamanya. Jaka yang selalu melakukan tindak kekerasan pada Kallula yang tengah hamil akhirnya lari dari tanggung jawabnya dan menikahi wanita lain. Lelaki yang berprofesi sebagai aparat negara itu, kini hanyalah seorang keparat di mata Kallula. Akankah Kallula hidup bahagia bersama anaknya?

.Steve was a billionaire that loves his job and cherished his wife, but he lost his wife to the cold hand of death during childbirth, and few days after the death of his wife, he employed Saraphina as his kids nanny, and has having an affair with his personal assistant, and he two housekeeper that was crushing on him, Let's read on and enjoying the fun and the potentials In this story.

Twin brothers.Different personalities. Completely identical. Except for a tattoo. One an ex-convict. The other a judge. Watch out for a thrilling drama as secrets and twists play out in this blockbuster story.You can read my interviewand oni, https://tinyurl.com/y62f98am

My ex-husband has remarried. Before the wedding, his new wife sends me an invitation. I can't understand this. Why would she invite her husband's ex-wife to her wedding? Half a year later, my ex-husband and his new wife make it onto the trending topics. #HaveMilesGallagher'sStandardsDroppedAfterHisDivorce? #MilesGallagherMustBeFilledWithRegret

After my husband died in a car accident, I worked tirelessly running a small restaurant to raise my son, Henry. Right before Henry's wedding, I won eight million in the lottery. Thrilled, I decided to sell the restaurant and finally enjoy retirement. So, I called to tell Henry about selling the restaurant, his usually polite fiancée turned hostile. "You're not expecting us to support you, are you? We've barely started working!" She even warned Henry, "If you spend any of our money on your mom, the wedding's off!" Henry argued with her but then reassured me, promising, "You've worked hard enough, Mom. I'll take care of you." Feeling pretty good, I planned to give him two million to start a business. The next day, I got a call saying Henry had been in a serious car accident and urgently needed fifty thousand for surgery. I sent the money immediately, but afterward, Henry vanished. Desperate, I braved a storm to find him in his city, only to walk into a wedding at some fancy hotel. There's Henry, giving a toast and calling another woman "Mom." And, oh, sitting beside her? My "dead" husband from ten years ago.

To Author, Romona is just his kids nanny and his fake girlfriend who is stubborn and unsubmissive person and he was gonna deal with her. She had challenged and talked back at him. Something even a madman wouldn't dare to do. He was gonna make sure she respects him. To Romona, Author was a rude and bossy human being who doesn't care about the feelings of others. And she was going to deal with him. **What happens when they two of them begin to fall inlove with each other? ** What happens when Tiana Wang the biological mother of his twin comes to claim her children?? ** Will Author go back to her or stay with Romona and fight her??