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Alvaro Dominguez is a name that everybody knew and feared. Born into a rich family, Alvaro was living like a king of an empire. When offered a wife to produce an heir, who would've thought that the lucky girl would be sweet little Genevieve? Genevieve Cortes is the town's sweetheart. Raised by her Mama Emilia, she was respected and adored by all, young and old. Everybody knew she was the kindness girl you could meet. Thrown into the rich lifestyle, how would Genevieve cope being the billionaire's wife?

"Sa akin siya! Ako ang asawa niya kaya hindi mo siya puwedeng angkinin. Magkakamatayan muna tayo bago mo siya maagaw sa akin!" "Hindi ko siya ibibigay sa 'yo. Oo. Mag-asawa nga kayo pero ginamit mo lang siya para sa sarili mong kapakanan. Ngayong nakuha mo na ang pakay mo sa kaniya, hindi mo na siya kailangan. Doon ka na lang sa kabit mo. huwag mo na kaming guluhin ni Derie May!" "At paano ka naman nakasigurado na ginamit ko lang siya? kailan ka pa naging tsismoso? Mahal ko ang asawa ko kaya babawiin ko siya sa 'yo sa kahit na anong paraan. Huwag mong angkinin ang hindi sa 'yo, Bryce. Huwag mo akong subukan!" Parehong matapang at walang gusto na magpatalo sa dalawang lalaki na ang pinag-aagawan ay ang isang babae. Isang inosenteng babae na naipit sa gulo ng pamilyang Avendaño at Vicente. Parehong nagkagusto si Stefano at Bryce kay Derie May at halos magpatayan na para sa pag-ibig nila rito. Ang hindi nila alam ay habang nagpapatayan sila ay tumakas naman si Derie May para makalayo sa kanilang dalawa. "Pareho lang kayong manggagamit! Mga mapagsamantala! inabuso niyo ang pagiging inosente ko. Wala sa inyong dalawa ang pipiliin ko. Mas nanaisin ko pang mamatay kaysa ang makasama ang isa man sa inyo."

—¿Por qué me has elegido?—Porque eres valiosa para mí —respondió, su voz oscura y peligrosa rozándome la piel de un modo que hizo que se me acelerara el corazón y me doliera el alma.—No te pertenezco a ti ni a ningún hombre —repliqué, temblando mientras me mantenía firme.—¿Quién ha dicho que yo sea un hombre?*****La princesa Evie Stanton vivía una vida de lujo que detestaba con pasión. Nada era bonito cuando se trataba de la alta sociedad y cuando su padre intentó obligarla a casarse con un hombre que le doblaba la edad, supo que tenía que salir de allí. No sabía que el capitán Thane, un príncipe dragón en busca de venganza, le había echado el ojo. El amor a menudo nos encuentra de la forma más misteriosa, y estos dos enemigos se unen para encontrar la forma de ganarse la libertad. ¿Serán capaces de dejar a un lado sus diferencias por amor?"La lujuria del dragón" es obra de Claire Wilkins, autora de eGlobal Creative Publishing.

When nerdy but cute, Miranda Whitmore's parents decide to move to a place called Howling Cliffs, she is not happy. But there's nothing she despises more in this small town than Nigel Vanderwolf, the hot jock who happens to be the son of the man Miranda's family is staying with. The two bump heads continuously, with Nigel's crude sexual jokes and relentless mockery of her virgin status and Miranda's snappy rebuttals and ability to annoy him constantly. But one night after a dangerous game of Truth or Dare, Miranda becomes lost in the woods where she gets trapped in a cave because of a thunderstorm. Feeling guilty of his part in Miranda's disappearance, Nigel sets out to find her. He stumbles on the girl he finds the most annoying, sheltering in the Forbidden Cavern. The two ensue in a heated argument, disturbing the God that resides there. After Nigel takes Miranda home, the two decide to never speak to each other again, thus going their separate ways, only to wake the next morning to find themselves in each other's bodies. Now Miranda has the upper hand because she has finally learned Nigel's secret. Her neighbour and bully is a werewolf. What will Miranda do with this newfound information? Will she expose to the world that the supernatural is real? How will Nigel cope with this magical phenomenon? Will he be able to switch back in time for the great Alpha Trials? Follow Miranda and Nigel in this epic tale of enemies to lovers in the Werewolf Switch.

Waking up in an unfamiliar place (Hotel), Meifeng found herself bare and cold, with pain scattered all over her body. Unable to recall how she got there, her mind filled with horrified thoughts, as a shiver ran through her spine. Just then the door of the bathroom attached to the room opened, revealing a man wearing black bathrobe. Her eyes widened, shock evident on her face as she pointed towards him, “Yo…You…” She stuttered. Instantly panicked about the girl, he ran towards the bed, trying to touch her face, only to see her flinch in fear and drill herself in duvet in the next second. Wrapping herself like a sushi, the girl only revealed her eyes, which darted towards the messy condition of the room with clothes scattered all over. “How am I here?”

su tono era extremadamente suave, como si yo fuera su tesoro más preciado. Apretó su agarre y acarició mi cintura con una de sus grandes manos con ternura. El calor que se filtraba a través de mi ropa encendió mi cuerpo.No te resistas —ordenó mientras me besaba. Cerré los ojos, correspondiéndole el beso, deseando más.—Dime que me eliges... —susurró en mi oído, enviando escalofríos por mi espalda.No pude evitar temblar de deseo Sin embargo, todo lo que pude hacer en respuesta fue apartarlo.—Lo siento...Desde que Mia nació, la desgracia la persiguió. Nada funcionaba en su vida. Estaba desesperada por una salida cuando dos alfas poderosos e increíblemente guapos la salvaron de su miseria. Desde entonces, hombres atractivos seguían apareciendo a su alrededor, y sus problemas desaparecían uno por uno."Los 5 Alfas de Mía" es una creación de A.B Elwin, una autora de eGlobal Creative Publishing.

This story revolves around a young girl Mia who was fortunate and unfortunate at same time. Mia attended a high school reunion to meet her high school crush whom she had not seen for years. Unfortunately, She entered the wrong private room and ended in a man's bed. No young girl ever had plans of Getting pregnant out of wedlock and so was our Mia. Mia later discovered she was pregnant for the unknown man and didn't have the courage to flush out her baby. She felt she was gonna strive too take good Care of her baby on her own. Meet Zenith a young handsome guy whose parents were so wealthy and needed him to get married as soon as possible. But one thing Zenith and his family didn't know was Zenith already had a son somewhere. What happens when Zenith finds out and he didn't just want his Son but also his baby Mama?

He smirked, knowing he was on the winning side. "So it's a done deal for three months?" He raised his eyebrows, putting his hand forth for a handshake. I looked at the long fingers and perfectly aligned nails and then at his patient face. Sighing to myself I my own hand into his and ignored the tingles that flowed through every nerve as his fingers curled around my hand and shook it lightly. "Yeah three months." "Goodnight then." He winked, removing his hand from mine and turned to walk away. "Hey wait!" I called out, suddenly remembering something. "You don't have my number." "What makes you think that? I have my ways Smith." And with one last wink I saw him take a turn and disappear from my sight. I let out a long breath, leaning on the nearby wall. Looks like I just made a deal with the Devil. * A sarcastic girl, a cocky guy. Throw in some mystery, murder, filthy jokes, wonderful friends, tons of kisses, secrets, surprises, eye-rolls and a killer on run. And you have got yourself a story never read before. ***So grab a cup of hot chocolate, some chips and a warm blanket and get ready to laugh, cry and bite your lip in anticipation. Enjoy!!

Warning for 18+ old reader and open minded readers only , you were about to read a kinky author writing a love story it was suppose to be a romance with sweet nothings but yeah I was just a warning anyway read it wisely enjoy. Allyza Shane Chu a strong woman with soft heart. Her father was diagnosed with Kidney failure and needs to be treated right away, she can't let her father die but she needs amount that she can't even afford. Humingi sya ng tulong sa tita niya but didn't help her. Her aunt despise her existence because sinisisi sya ng tita nya kung ba't namatay ang mama nya dahil sya ang pinili ng papa niyang iligtas nung pinanganak siya. She did cry when her aunt didn't help she has nowhere to run, she cried on the church but an old woman approach her and offered her a job. And The Job is to be her Son's Baby MAKER.

Acostarme con mi mejor amigo fue algo que no debería haber ocurrido. Nos hicimos una promesa cuando éramos jóvenes, pero la promesa fue olvidada hace mucho tiempo, al menos por él, pero no por mí. Yo no olvidé que era mi príncipe azul. Salía con chicas, cosa que no me importaba porque yo aún era menor de edad. Dormíamos en la misma cama hasta el día de hoy, pero nunca cruzamos la línea. El problema comenzó cuando su prometida no se presentó a su boda, y tuve que jugar a ser su novia por el día solo para salvar las apariencias. Esa fue la fecha en que todo cambió. Tuvimos la noche más caliente y me dijo que no debería haber pasado porque estaba saliendo con mi mejor amiga, Candice. Eso me golpeó en las tripas. Debería haber sabido que nuestras promesas estaban fuera de lugar. Debería haber sabido que nuestras promesas fueron olvidadas hace mucho tiempo. Eso duele, pero nada duele más que descubrir que estás embarazada del hijo de tu mejor amiga y no puedes decírselo porque está enamorado de tu amiga.