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Come and be one with Travis and his friends as they venture through the vast unknown, and hunt down the culprit behind the series of deaths that's been going on both in and out of the school.

Lucy Everhart's bitch of a sister lures her into a trap, but it turns out the man she's forced to spend a night with is actually a bigwig in the business world! They have a shotgun marriage after signing a marriage contract. After marriage, Lucy's secret identities are revealed one after another. Tobias Ripley learns something new about her daily and dotes on her like crazy. He says, "Let's have another child, honey." Lucy doesn't want that. "You have countless mistresses and lovers, don't you? Go to them if you want a child!" Tobias protests, "Nonsense! I have no idea what you're talking about, honey! You've always been my one and only!"

"Do you want to divorce your useless husband and be with me instead?" Ang baritonong boses na iyon mula sa kaniyang likuran ay nagpatinding ng kaniyang balahibo. Tila muling nabuhay ang katawang lupa ni Adeline nang marinig muli ang boses na iyon. Pumikit siya, dinama ang init ng hininga ng estranghero hanggang sa nahagip ng kaniyang tingin sa pamilyar na tattoo sa ilalim ng pulsuhan nito. Takot ang lumukob sa kaniyang pagkatao, natabunan ang init na nararamdaman. Mabilis siyang humiwalay sa lalaki habang tinatambol ng kaba ang kaniyang dibdib. Hindi niya maipaliwanag ang nararamdaman habang nakatitig sa itim na mga mata ng lalaking tila lalamunin siya ng buhay. "I-Ikaw?" Ngumisi ang mapula nitong mga labi, "Hello, my beautiful wife. Fancy seeing you here." *** Sa ngalan ng paghihiganti, nagpakasal si Adeline sa isang lalaking nakaratay. Ang tanging gusto niya lamang ay mabigyan ng hustisya ang dinanas niya sa kamay ng dating asawa at stepsister. Maayos sana ang lahat kung hindi lamang siya ginugulo ng isang misteryosong lalaki na nakasiping niya sa gabi ng kaniyang kasal. Dumagdag pa ang gulo nang biglang magising ang kaniyang asawa. Adeline was so confused but she knew she would choose the right path. Ang asawa niya ang pipiliin niya pero isang sikreto ang biglang sumabog sa kaniyang harapan na nagpagulantang sa kaniyang buong pagkatao.

Ysabella Santibanez, the beautiful and one and only heiress of a leading company in the construction industry, Santibanez Corporation, is the center of interest of every man in the business world—however, their company is on the verge of bankruptcy due to the scandal in which she became involved. The only way for her to save their company is for her to marry Axel Montegrande, the son of the world's richest tycoon, with whom she has had a bad blood relationship since they were children. She is extremely unhappy with her marriage to his number one rival, but she has no choice but to do so for the sake of their business and her family.

Mr. Hottie and I (He is a flirt, she is crazy) Genre: Romance, Comedy, Erotic Tags: hatred, love, jealousy, pranks, schemes, contract married, billionaires, highschool, sex, suspense…..etc Location: America Written by - Tema SYNOPSIS Hot, intelligent, successful and heart stoppingly handsome - those are words that Xander Richards is quite familiar with, he is a young billionaire in his final year of high school. Topping all that, is the fact that he is the only successor to his father's business empire. His gleaming ivory skin, rich black, combed over hair, delectable pink lips and perfect masculine figure have most girls fawning over him, in their eyes he is but a Greek god. Despite his cold heart, he loves all the attention he gets yet, considers all girls sluts who want attention and seeks to get it at any cost until he meets Eva Luna. Her headstrong attitude catches his attention and he immediately dislikes her for not falling in love with him like most girls. Eva Luna has more than a handful of screws loose, she is a crazy high school final year student. She was born with affluence at her beck and call but chooses not to flaunt it. She owns chains of companies. She is very beautiful, intelligent and a mean prankster, her golden skin, red hair and blue - hazel eyes are guaranteed to ensnare every heart. She butts heads with Xander from their first encounter and dislikes him immediately because of his sardonic nature and his reputation as a flirt. Alas, the tides of hate can be easily swayed, especially when adventures are thrown. Can there ever be a chemistry between the two?

Anna Silverlake tidak pernah menyangka akan terbangun di bawah kungkungan seorang pria tampan yang baru menikah--dan mereka sedang melakukan malam pertama. Apa yang terjadi? Mengapa dirinya tiba-tiba saja memiliki seorang suami? Anna segera menyadari kalau dirinya baru saja terdampar ke dalam sebuah novel berjudul ‘Mawar yang Rapuh’ dan menjadi Tiana Hartley, sang pemeran utama yang nantinya tewas di tangan keluarga tersayangnya lantaran ia menikah dengan pria ini: Keith Wilson--seorang CEO dingin yang sebenarnya sama sekali tidak pernah mencintai Tiana. “Tidak! Aku tidak ingin menjadi pemeran utama yang naif, lemah, dan cengeng! Aku harus melarikan diri!” Melarikan diri dari keluarga dan mantan kekasih yang ingin membunuhnya. Melarikan diri dari suaminya yang dingin dan tak acuh. Lalu membesarkan seorang bayi yang tidak ia ketahui ternyata telah tumbuh di perutnya--hasil dari malam itu. Tanpa tahu kalau Keith Wilson, si pria dingin itu, akan mencarinya hingga ke ujung dunia sekalipun. Follow me : IG : @summerrainwriter

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Meet Samantha Ezra Mendivel. Ang anak ng isa sa pinakamayamang negosyante sa bansa. Maganda at sexy at kayang higitan ang kagandahan ng iba. Bata palang ay pangarap na n'ya ang pag do-doctor. Ngunit sadyang mapagbiro ang tadhana, pinili n'yang bitawan ang sariling pangarap upang mahanap ang nawawalang kakambal. Sa pag lihis n'ya ng landas, ito naman ang magiging daan upang makilala n'ya ang lalaking magpapa tibok ng puso n'ya.

"I need you to get the out of my presence!" Lorena screamed, her whole body trembling with rage. Makris chuckled. "You swear you hate me Lorena, but your eyes tell a different tale. Your body responds to my presence with the promise of the most sinful pleasures of life. I know you loved him once Emerald, but he's your past. I my dear, I am your future." The glamorous Lorena Cicero is a tempting heiress from the most delicate home in Rome. If Rome has a royal family, it is the Cicero's. She has the face of an angel, but the brains of a demon. The previous year, her elder sister Verona Cicero was forced into an arranged marriage to the duke by their absurd father. This year, it is Lorena's turn to be forced Into an arranged marriage willed with a contract to the heir of the most powerful Greek businessman from a prestigious lineage, Makris Adriano Andino. All breaks loose when the arrogant Greek billionaire discovers she's the woman who catnapped him a few weeks back. He vows to put the sharp-witted beauty in her place, while Lorena plans to defy her father if it meant being stuck in a loveless marriage. A whirlwind of love, betrayal, power, lust, and drama tests the relationship between these two powerful dynasties, leaving casualties behind.

Danang harus menelan pil pahit ketika niat baiknya meminang Ayu kekasihnya mendapat penolakan dari orang tua Ayu. "Kami sangat berterima kasih atas niat baik Nak Danang untuk meminang putri kami Ayu. Namun mohon maaf lamaran tidak bisa kami terima," putus Pak Suryo, ayah kandung Ayu. "Ta ... Tapi kenapa?" tanya Danang tak percaya. "Sudah Pak, langsung bilang saja apa alasannya. Gini ya Danang, kami sudah berembug kalian tidak berjodoh. Jumlah neptu dan weton kalian adalah 25, ini akan menjadi petaka bagi kehidupan rumah tangga kalian!" putus Bu Ratmi, ibu Ayu sambil mengangkat dagu dan membuang muka. Penolakan ini dianggap konyol oleh kedua sejoli itu. Mereka pun berusaha keras untuk mendapatkan restu, tapi keluarga Ayu tetap bergeming. Kedua orang tua Ayu sudah membuktikan kalau angka 25 tidak akan membuat langgeng, karena pengalaman pribadi mereka yang akhirnya bercerai. Selain itu Ayu juga akan dijodohkan dengan Wira, putra teman Budhenya yang memiliki hitungan weton yang sempurna, yang akan membuat mereka langgeng berumah tangga dan disegani.