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It never crossed Danielle's mind that she would cross paths with her arch-rival, Karl, a business mogul in Northtide. Sparks flew but in more ways than one. One day, a reporter asked during an interview, "Mr. Burt, on behalf of the women, what is an ideal woman to you?" "Someone like my wife." Thus, Karl's secret marriage to Danielle spread across the world.

Nang maikasal si Charlaine Hidalgo kay Harris Jenkins, biglang isang iglap lang ay naglaho ang nakasanayan niyang masayang buhay. Her life turns chaotic, sadistic, painful, and nerve-wrecking. Gusto niyang i-divorce si Harris pero naguguluhan siya sa kaniyang sariling desisyon. Mahal niya ba ito o magpapatuloy na lang siyang nararanasan ang red flag nitong mga ugali. Harris Jenkins is the heir of Jenkins’s group of companies. He is a billionaire but a ruthless person; who enjoys sex and playing woman’s heart. Si Charlaine naman ay galing sa isang average family. Naikasal silang dalawa ni Harris dahil sa isang arrange marriage. Matagal na niyang crush si Harris pero hindi naman niya nakikita ang red flag nito. Nagkamali siya kay Harris. Harris is a lier, mamatay tao, sadistic person, at hindi man lang siya nito kinikilalang asawa. Gayunpaman, nang naging sobrang gulo na ng buhay nilang mag-asawa, nakilala niya ang isang David Jenkins-twin brother ni Harris. Isang hot, sweet, matalino, at hindi red flag. Gusto niyang maikasal dito, gusto niyang angkinin si David at gusto niyang mahalin siya nito. Kaso lang, nakatali na siya kay Harris. But she is eagerly wants David in her life. She planned something that made her life really chaotic. Akala niya may magbabago sa buhay niya nang mai-divorce niya si Harris. And David her new husband, it turns out, pinaglalaruan lang pala siya.

MATURE CONTENT 21+ BIJAKLAH DALAM MEMILIH BACAAN. Dania (27 tahun) akan dijodohkan dengan pria kaya yang cukup berpengaruh. Padahal Dania belum siap menikah. Di saat dia menghindari kencan yang diatur orang tuanya, dia malah melihat sepasang kekasih yang sedang bercumbu di koridor apartemennya. Di sebuah kelab malam, atas saran teman-temannya, Dania memesan seorang gigolo. Ini adalah hal gila pertama yang dia lakukan. Dan dia bertemu dengan gigolo tertampan dan termahal di kelab itu (Alex). Dia berani membayar berapa pun yang dia bisa untuk dilayani oleh pria itu tanpa melepaskan keperawanannya. Namun, siapa sangka ternyata gigolo pesanannya itu adalah pria yang pernah dia lihat sedang bercumbu dengan seorang wanita di koridor apartemennya. Alex (30 tahun) pemilik Pemilik kelab malam sekaligus gigolo terhebat di sana. Dia mendapat pekerjaan melayani seorang wanita tanpa menghilangkan keperawanan wanita itu. Itu memang pekerjaan yang mudah baginya, namun siapa sangka dia akan tertarik dengan kliennya itu. Bisakah Dania tahan dengan pesona Alex? Atau apakah dia malah jatuh cinta dengan Alex? Bagaimana pernikahannya dengan pria kaya yang tergila-gila padanya?

Ye Fan has five beautiful masters. First Master, Luo Qingcheng, is the Supreme Martial Arts Master with unparalleled power. Second Master, Mo Qinxin, is a peerless medical fairy who can bring the dead back to life. Third Master, Leng Wuqian, is an unrivaled god of killing, decisive and ruthless. Fourth Master, Qian Zhitong, is the head of the merchant guild, wealthy beyond measure. Fifth Master, Shangguan Wan, is the master of the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion, who knows everything under the heavens. Five years ago, on his wedding night, Ye Fan's wife, Lin Miaomiao, dug out his heart and left him in a mass grave. To avenge the heart-digging betrayal, Ye Fan became the disciple of five beautiful masters, learning medical skills and martial arts, and he finally got endless power! Hey Bitch! It's my turn!

(SEQUEL dari THE HOTTEST CEO) Makaila mengalami trauma berat setelah melihat insiden pembunuhan yang berlangsung tepat di depan matanya. Setelah dua tahun berusaha untuk kembali hidup normal, Makaila pun memutuskan untuk melanjutkan pendidikan sekolah menengah atasnya dengan tetap berada di rumah, tempat paling aman menurut Makaila. Namun, keputusan itu ternyata membawa bencana bagi Makaila. Sosok pembunuh yang selama ini terus mengganggu tidu Makaila, tiba-tiba muncul dan mulai meminta bayaran atas apa yang sudah Makaila ketahui. “Aku sudah menutup mulutku atas apa yang aku lihat. Aku tidak akan mengatakan pada siapa pun mengenai hal itu. Jadi, tolong lepaskan aku.”—Makaila Dalila Analise “Sayangnya, aku ini termasuk tipw orang yang tidak mempercayai perkataan orang lain. Aku perlu jaminan. Karena itulah, aku akan menjadikan tubuhmu sebagai jaminannya. Bukankah terbakar dalam gairah terdengar menarik?”—Bara Sarkara Treffen

“I didn’t force myself on you, you make it sound like…” “Yes, you did Eric. My body might have been willing, but you know my mind wasn’t, yet you still took me.” She accused. Cat short for Katherine has been Eric's lover! Because honestly she didn't see herself as more and she had finally had enough, she wants more! Eric has been so busy with work and is forever traveling, it's got so bad lately. Cat really feels like she is losing him. She hardly sees him .... Making Cat believe he is getting bored with her. Had she gone past her used by date. So to protect herself from heartache Cat decides to rip the bandaid off first. She tries to end things with him. Eric being the man he is doesn't see the need to end anything. Wants the easy sex she was sure. Even though their encounter had been the longest he had had with any woman.

The night before my wedding, I caught my fiance, Liam, in bed with my best friend. That really sucked. So, as revenge, I slept with Liam’s boss, Jethro.After getting pregnant with Jethro’s child, I coerced him into taking me as his wife. Alas, life as a trophy wife wasn’t as expected. I decided to call it quits, but Jethro squashed that thought and declared, “Serena Hart, you are mine. Forever.”

A Cinderella story with a difference. Wearing a mask allowed Ella to be herself for a change, attending the annual Blackwater Manor Masquerade Ball she meets a handsome masked man and like Cinderella, Ella runs before Masks are taken off at midnight. Little does she know the man she had just seduced was Prince Nickolas hiding away in this country estate. Nick is looking for his Cinderella.

This book contains unfiltered and steamy contents. Do you enjoy reading erotic one-shot stories? Do you love reading books that bring your wild fantasies to life? If you're into these kinds of stories, This is the book you should dive into. It is a compilation of taboo romance, mafia romance, billionaire romance, priest & Professor romance, dominating, possessive, and submissive romance that draws and locks you in. Read with caution.

He runs the largest crime organization in the southwest. His entire world should burn to ash. Why is she attracted to a man she should hate? When someone tries to kill her, there's only one person she can turn to and he's the last man she expects to save her.