teacher jokes for adults

Mengagumi tanpa dicintai. Itulah hal yang Kia rasakan. Gadis yang terkenal cantik, pintar dan juga manja. Entah takdir seperti apa yang menghampirinya, karena saat cinta yang pertama kali tumbuh dalam hati, justru tertambat pada gurunya sendiri—Yuda. Setelah sekian lama Kia memendam rasa itu. Kini, dia memberanikan diri untuk mengungkapkan perasaannya itu. Namun, penolakanlah yang dia dapatkan. Karena ternyata sang guru sudah memiliki kekasih, hal yang tidak dia ketahui. Di tengah rasa sakit yang dia rasakan, Arya—teman sekelasnya—datang menawarkan sebuah cinta lain. Lalu, takdir berkata lain. Kekasih Yuda mengalami kecelakaan dan meninggal. Berita ini tersebar di lingkungan sekolah dan terdengar oleh Kia. Membuat hati gadis cantik itu menjadi bimbang. Antara mempertahankan hubungan dengan Arya atau kembali berusaha mendapatkan cinta sang guru? Apakah yang akan dipilih oleh Kia? Siapakah cinta sejati Kia?

"I'm in love with the new teacher." I announced, and the whole room fell silent. I could barely look at mum. She was in anguish. I had brought those pains to her already fragile heart. I had broken her heart to a point where the pieces couldn't be mended together anymore. The judge cleared his throat, and peered closely at me. "Are you sure of what you just said, Devan Baker?" He quizzed. I glanced at Mum once more, and gave my reply. "Yes I am." I announced, and the whole room fell into uproar. I gazed at their faces. The irony of life. What was good for me, couldn't be good for you. I wasn't a minor any more, and so I could choose who I wanted to be in love with, or maybe I wasn't supposed to? However, I had chosen to fall in love with Ms. Ellen Dudley the new teacher, and the world thought I was wrong? What did the world know? Things had begun to get messy, and I was in deep shit...

Aiza adalah seorang gadis cantik berkerudung yang sedang melakukan PKL di sebuah sekolah swasta yang sudah ditentukan oleh kampusnya. Selama melaksanakan tugas, ia dan teman-temannya sering merasa jengkel dengan sikap Riyan, anak pemilik Yayasan tersebut. Namun demi sebuah nilai yang baik, mereka harus tetap melaksanakan aturan. Hampir 2 tahun menyelesaikan kuliah, Aiza masih belum mendapat pekerjaan. Ditambah lagi hatinya yang hancur, karena Fadlan pria yang ia sukai ternyata melamar teman baiknya sendiri, Yunita. Akhirnya, Aiza diterima mengajar di sekolah swasta tempat ia melaksanakan PKL dulu. Sikapnya yang cuek dan terkesan menutup diri, justru menarik perhatian Riyan yang kini sudah menduda. Hingga pria yang ia benci itu, secara tiba-tiba datang melamarnya. Bagaimana kisah selanjutnya? Apakah Aiza akan jatuh cinta pada Riyan, pria yang dia benci? Silahkan dibaca...

Rara merupakan gadis nakal yang selalu bikin masalah nyaris setiap hari, sedangkan Aslan adalah guru termuda di sekolah Nusa Bangsa 86. Tidak pernah ada yang ketahui jalannya takdir menyatukan mereka berdua. Terjebak dengan perjanjian sang ayah membuat Rara menurunkan harga dirinya memohon Aslan menikahinya yang masih berusia 17 tahun. *** Zahra Rahayu Alfatir, atau yang disebut Rara sang pembuat onar di sekolah. Hampir tiap hari sang ayah harus datang ke sekolah karena Rara yang selalu melanggar aturan. Tidak ada yang bisa sang ayah lakukan kecuali berpikir menikahi Rara dengan gurunya sendiri yaitu Aslan merupakan anak dari sahabatnya. Aslan langsung menolak dengan alasan Rara muridnya, tapi karena sudah berjanji dengan sang ayah Rara terpaksa memohon Aslan menikahinya, padahal dia sangat membenci laki-laki itu karena selalu menghukumnya setiap hari. Lalu bagaimana kedua orang yang saling menolak perasaan bisa bersatu? Akankah cinta akan tumbuh?

BILLIONAIRE FAMILY SERIES After facing harassment during a fun night by a hot guy, Jessica Vegas serves him a hard slap that did not just surprise him but caused him the greatest embarrassment of his life. Everyone was shocked when they heard the news because the guy was the famous Cassanova Billionaire Doctor and Businessman, Cruz Westham, - every woman's dream man and a die for. Now he has sworn to make her beg, but what happens if he finds out that she's his junior brother's favourite teacher? Will he be obsessed with revenge or see her for the woman she is and maybe, just maybe, follow his heart for once?

Deandra "Andra" Michaela Anzaldo lost her parents after just the weeks she was born so she was left in the care of her not-so-good aunt. But regardless of that, she still grew up as a kindhearted and hard-working person but the people around her always remind her and always make her feel that she is just a piece of bad luck in their lives and nothing else. An incident happened that made her leave her aunt's house and that also led her to meet and live on one roof with her Hot Teacher – Mr. Francois "Franco" Adrian Del Mundo. Why, out of all the places she could go, she suddenly went to Del Mundo's Mansion? How did she get there? Has everything been easy for her living with her Hot Teacher? Would they grow closer and have feelings for each other? Is Andra willing to risk everything? And what will happen if her schoolmates and other teachers find out that SHE IS LIVING WITH HER HOT TEACHER?                                                            ****** DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, businesses, places, events are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fiction manner. Any resemblance to an actual person, living or dead, or actual event is purely coincidental. WARNING: Please be advised that this story contains sensitive content, mature themes, and strong language that are not suitable for very young audiences. You have been warned. Don't read this book if you're uncomfortable with the above content.                                                             ******

Aljin Dion Savadra, he is a substitute teacher in Saint Louis Academy. He's handsome, hot and sexy. No one knows that, he is also the owner of a big corporation all over the world. Many women aim to get his attention but no one succeeded to win his heart.  Miara Christ Quito, is a college student and the Council President of Saint Louis Academy. She's smart and hard-working. Besides being a student council officer, Miara secretly works as a janitress to support her family and herself. A lot of men admire her beauty and brain, but Miara prioritizes her studies and work. At the age of 21, she's never been in a relationship and has never been kissed or touched, but everything changed when she found out her new teacher was her boss, and guess what? He blackmailed her to marry him. What should she do if Mr. Aljin Dion Savadra is determined to get her? Would she be able to get away from him, or would she accept his offer to marry him? Would her boss slash teacher turn to be her lover?

Deandra "Andra" Michaela Anzaldo lost her parents after just the weeks she was born so she was left in the care of her not-so-good aunt. But regardless of that, she still grew up as a kindhearted and hard-working person but the people around her always remind her and always make her feel that she is just a piece of bad luck in their lives and nothing else. An incident happened that made her leave her aunt's house and that also led her to meet and live on one roof with her Hot Teacher – Mr. Francois "Franco" Adrian Del Mundo. Why, out of all the places she could go, she suddenly went to Del Mundo's Mansion? How did she get there? Has everything been easy for her living with her Hot Teacher? Would they grow closer and have feelings for each other? Is Andra willing to risk everything? And what will happen if her schoolmates and other teachers find out that SHE IS LIVING WITH HER HOT TEACHER?                                                            ****** DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, businesses, places, events are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fiction manner. Any resemblance to an actual person, living or dead, or actual event is purely coincidental. WARNING: Please be advised that this story contains sensitive content, mature themes, and strong language that are not suitable for very young audiences. You have been warned. Don't read this book if you're uncomfortable with the above content.                                                             ******

He was her physics teacher for just three month, he wanted to be more than a teacher, he wanted to teach her something different from physics. Stephanie and Dean had met once when she needed help but he offered her sex in exchange of help which Stephanie turned down. Now he is her teacher and still couldn’t get what he wanted from her out of his head. Fate played a trick on Stephanie which she had to accept his help. Dean who had a different plan aside from helping Stephanie got beyond what he wanted from Stephanie. Stephanie parents found out about them but then their lust had turned into love. Stephanie parents returned and reported him to the police, every help Dean had rendered to them and choose the life they would have lived previously but both of them finds it hard to move on even years after they still long for ecah other? Will fate bring them back or will they be on their seperate ways forever?

"He is her favorite teacher, she is his favorite student." Everything about Samantha Clarkson's new home is terribly uncomfortable, but her life in the school she transferred in is even worse. Elliot Villamore, the man she had a one-night stand with turned out to be her teacher, and she learns that he's engaged as well. She tries to ignore him, but they can't seem to keep their hands to themselves.