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My husband brings a pregnant Meryl Cleat home and lies to me, claiming that she's his stepmother. I'm wholly against the idea, but she says, "The children will call you their mother when they're born, so you don't have to go through the pain of childbirth. Think about how lucky you are, experiencing motherhood without the suffering!" I demand a divorce in the heat of the moment; Meryl is so infuriated by this that she faces labor complications and later dies. Out of guilt, I become a stay-at-home mother to care for her two super male kids. Yet they scaled me with boiling water and blind me in one eye. My health deteriorates under their intense torment, and I'm diagnosed with uremia. That's when I accidentally discover Meryl isn't my stepmother—she's my husband's mistress! I'm in despair when I return home. To make matters worse, I catch her—when she's supposed to be dead—and my husband in bed together. Her two super male sons ultimately stab me to death. When I open my eyes again, I'm taken back to the day she fakes her death!

karima, a 17 years old who would get bullied in school because of her bad clothing, her father died when she was 13 years old, her mom remarried again. Her stepdad and stepsister treats her well infront of her mother but when she is gone. they turn super evil and beat her up. She would run away someday and try to find herself. Ayan, a very successful business man. He is known for his arrogance, he would find this girl and take her in. What would happen to these two? would they fall in love? Would she reach her goal and find herself! I will be posting this on royalroad, please do read it there. I'm so excited because my book was just nominated for the 2021 Readers Choice Awards contest by TCK Publishing! Please vote for it at https://www.tckpublishing.com/2021-readers-choice-awards/

We all know how it ends, the story of the sexy cheerleader and the captain of the football team. But this is different. Every cheerleader always dates every guy on the football team it is a "high school achievement". You know how it feels to walk down the hall and have all eyes on you, most of them envy you, some wish they were you, some wants your man and the few just would stop at nothing to drag you down. Well that's a "high school challenge" one way or the other student see school as a battle field in other to meet up with the high status, keeping up appearances, expressing themselves and getting high. Keeping up good grades is only secondary. PROM, PROM, PROM, that's what's on every girls mind and it will be embarrassing when your girls ask "who are you going with" and you say "with no one", "that's a high school walk of shame". High school is like a bed you lay. You can choose how you want to lay it, what matters is you lie on it eventually. By The story of the sexy cheerleader and the captain of the football team are just like the fairy tale story of Cinderella and her prince charming but the question is, does every story end up like that? Still, standing at the far end of the hallway was a simple introvert, trying to cook up the courage to say one word to her. He could see her laugh at her friends jokes, but can she SEE him?

Kelsey Lieven, a beautiful accountant at Lazardo, was forced to marry the son of her father's friend, Weylin Malachy, a super cold CEO of Malachy Hotel.  Unfortunately, before the wedding was held, Kelsey suddenly disappeared. What really happened to Kelsey? And why was Weylin grateful that his future wife had disappeared?  And what will they do if they are reunited after six years?

After the first wave of the apocalypse which claimed billions of lives, however, only one in five hundred million people were immune to the virus, in return, the virus transformed them into metahumans with super abilities. In order to prevent the second wave, seven metahumans were sent on a mission to recover a cure which is located at the "Greenspot"- a place known to be the home of the most dangerous zombie variant.

Laina Ricci life was never the same as she labors under many stressful trubulations,She and her brother were care taken in the orphanage as their parents passed away in a car accident ,her brother being her only family she priotized him more than anything,She worked two jobs,one been as a pizza delivery girl and the other as a receptonist at a grand hotel .When her brother gets in too deep with some dangerous wolves pack and comes to Laina for help -dragging super alpha lord Asher Pakers into her life .Laina was tough and stone cold when it came to love as she barely trusted any men as her past relationship was a scandal ,If only she could have remained cold as she found Asher ,his body,his scent even his domineering nature -so intoxicating.As a Werewolf Alpha Lord,Its Asher job to protect his people.Laina might have been capable of handling herself but that doesn't mean she was safe from his enemies ,His need to protect her was more important than his pack business-Laina,a human,his mate .Bedding her once is not enough to satisfy his wolf,he needs a true bond.The tension between them scares Laina ,but sometimes the reward was worth the risk as the thought of losing Asher terrifies her more than losing her life .Asher will do anything to keep her safe and when someone hurt her it would be a blood bath .As their Love traveled through a deep rollercoasters of emotions.But it's not long before Laina past comes to hunt her as she finds out that she is related to mafias,Lana and Asher must fight the struggles to stay together as her background detests Asher pack .Will Fate be in the card for them?

[How do you avoid the darkly handsome Beta that wants to... eat you?] Camilla: I was sent to Alpha Jackal’s mansion to pay off my foster parent’s debt. It wasn’t something I feared until I learned that Rin, the pack's Beta, is a powerful demon. Now I'm stuck under the same roof as Rin, and there is no chance of avoiding him. I wish I could. Why? Because a demon murdered my parents in cold blood. I fear Rin. Demons are monstrous, which is why it must be one of life's cruel jokes to have inserted Rin into my life. Rin: I should stay away from the new housekeeper, but how could I possibly keep away from the seductive she-wolf? She is gorgeous, and my Alpha would punish me if he knew badly I wanted her to sit on my face, squirming and moaning my name. He can never know the truth, especially not since he seems interested in her too.

Guns, katanas, arrows, bows, bullets, and strings were her ideal instrument of choice. While the youth her age was in a classroom studying, she was busy raising a child and training to be an assassin. Albeit having it rough almost all her life, she was a cheerful secretary to one of the most eligible bachelor CEO in town by day and a deadly assassin by night. Things were going smoothly for a while until she fell for the CEO. Xander was a man known for his charm and his wealth. Women loved his physique and wealth. Men were jealous of his gains in life. ................ Gunshots rang in the once peacefully chaotic room: A tremendous change from the blazing and super hype partying atmosphere to a battlefield. Alexander got lost in his mind for a few minutes. Shortly after, the nightmare from the past took the reign over his conscious mind. The momentary lapse in focus almost cost him his life: as a bullet came flying towards him. "Nooo...." came a familiar feminine voice running towards his form and then .....

Charlotte is a resident doctor with the body and dreams of a model. She is in a cat and rat relationship with billionaire business man Ontario who has a crush on her since like forever. Charlotte had a huge crush for mega super star, Jake Reid but Jake turns out to an arrogant clean freak. Will there be a love triangle?....

With mixed feelings, Jillian Moore goes to the casting of the new season of "The Super Model" to investigate the case of a missing girl behind the scenes. Before she knows it, she stumbles into a turbulent whirlpool of glamour, ambition and shady dealings. When, to make matters worse, she falls in love and has to shimmy from one lie to the next, her life seems to come completely apart at the seams ...