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Lucas memutuskan berhenti menjadi Raja Mafia karena kesehatan sang ibu yang memburuk. Namun, saat kehidupan sedang berjalan normal, dia harus menarik bos cantik di tempatnya bekerja ke dalam pelukan, yang membuatnya terpaksa kembali menjadi Raja Mafia.

Seorang remaja yang memiliki kekuatan terpendam kerap di hina oleh teman-teman sebayanya. Itu terjadi ketika remaja itu diketahui tidaklah memiliki kekuatan di dalam dirinya. Pada jaman ini, semua orang memiliki kekuatan khusus. Dan kekuatan khusus itu akan bangkit ketika usia seseorang telah berumur tujuh tahun. Namun, ada seorang remaja yang usianya sudah lima belas tahun belum juga berhasil membangkitkan kekuatan yang ada di dalam tubuhnya. Bahkan, semua orang mengatakan kalau ia adalah orang cacat yang tidak bisa apa-apa. Remaja itu bernama Martis. Martis lahir dari keluarga sederhana. Kedua orang tua Martis tidak pernah menyesal telah melahirkan anak seperti Martis. Justru kedua orang tuanya sangat memanjakan dan menyayangi Martis. Setiap Martis di hina oleh anak-anak lainnya, maka kedua orang tua Martis akan sangat marah. Namun, Martis sangat yakin kalau sebenarnya dirinya bukanlah orang yang lemah!

Brittany is just looking for a sperm donor. 'Yung kayang mag bigay sa kanya ng isang maganda lahi. But, everything was messed up when her boss Jonathan Montejo offered his own sperm. A never-ending journey of a woman. Who was craving for a child and ended up. Pursuing love she's not prepared for.

WE'RE BACK! Yes, your favorite cousins are back at it again, but this time it ain't about me. So, buckle up and grab your wine glasses, because it's gonna be crazy! Mina’s POV: Wait a damn minute. Am I in hell? Because if I am, I need to speak to HR. I didn't even get a chance to plead my case, give a reference or something. I'm about to start freaking out because, I'm not a “go to hell” and mean it type of person. I can't do heat for five minutes let alone an eternity. I feel like giving my life to save a baby and a man should have gotten me at least joint visitation six months in heaven and six months in hell. “Mina, are you awake?” I heard the voice quietly say next to my ear. I tried opening my eyes, but it felt like I had sand in them. I decided to try speaking, but only let out something that sounded like a sick animal. "Wait right there let me get you some water.” I heard a voice whisper again. Who the hell is that? I have heard that voice before but couldn't figure out who the hell it was. “! We need to move; they've found us.” The voice came again. Wait, what? Who the hell are they? I tried opening my eyes again, this time I managed to get them open enough to see the figure picking me up bridal style. Then the stranger turned his head to look directly in my eyes and I knew instantly who it was. “Blaze? You gotta be shitting me.” I said, obviously shocked. “Hey, can we join the party? I hope you are serving food because we are famished.” I heard a man say.

(Jett Jamison Gray's Story) After being an obedient, caring, and martyr wife, Arya only ended up signing the divorce papers given by her husband. She had already given up hope that Damon Walton would reciprocate her feelings. She intended to vanish from their lives, but she came across something that reawakened the lioness within her. Now, she's back for vengeance, and she will make sure that everyone who lied and hurt her will suffer.   After knowing Arya's real identity, Damon keeps on crawling to her feet, saying, "Arya, please come back to me. I'm going insane! I badly miss everything about you. Let's marry each other again." ~~~~~~~~~~~~ GRAY SERIES 1 ONE NIGHT LOVE (TAGALOG) BOOK 1, 2 and 3 - COMPLETED GRAY SERIES 2 ONE NIGHT DARKER (TAGALOG) - COMPLETED GRAY SERIES 3 LONGING FOR MY EX-WIFE'S RETURN - ON GOING

Nick Henderson and Gabriel Swann are so very happy with their love affair. They have had five years of being alone with each other, and they have talked about having a third party in their relationship. Being bisexual they both love women but they both agree it would take someone so special to love both of them. All Millie Ashton wants is a family who loves her. Her mother has zero maternal instinct, and her two older half-sisters, twins and fashion models Pearl and Ruby, use her as a slave! After a massive row over a ruined top, Millie leaves home. On a wet and windy March day, Millie walks into what seems to be akin to a tiger's den. Superstar rock-god musicians Nick Henderson and Gabriel Swann, need a housekeeper. Was looking after the twins a case of better the devil you know, or will Millie find the most wonderful family.

Sarah was excited about going away to college. Her one regret was that she had yet to lose her virginity to Joshua, the only boy she'd ever loved. When Sarah agreed to go away with her boyfriend to his family's lake house, she thought it would a perfect romantic getaway. She did not plan on being stuck with her boyfriend's obnoxious step-brother and his dominating father and super hot uncle.What was supposed to be a weekend of romance and sexual discovery, turned out to be much more than Sarah bargained for.This book is a hot reverse harem that contains cheating and elements of age-play..Is suggested for mature readers only.

Memiliki seorang suami dengan gaji tujuh juta per bulan tidak membuat Nika hidup berkucukupan sebagai seorang istri. Ia harus memutar otak untuk mencukupkan uang satu juta rupiah pemberian dari sang suami. Hingga suatu ketika, batas kesabaran Nika benar-benar telah habis. Hingga membuatnya mau tak mau memberikan pelajaran bagi sang suami. Mungkinkah tabiat suami yang begitu pelit akan berubah, atau malah sebaliknya? Ikuti terus kisahnya!

"Mr Charlie, your son fought in school again" Charlie's assistant reported, Charlie was shocked, he didn't remember having another son in College again. "You fulfilled your promise, so, I will make you my wife no matter what, and I won't take a no for an answer," Charlie told Margret without mincing words. Margret didn't expect her return to Houston with two of her triplets will be very dramatic, a man she doesn't recognise claiming she promised to give him triplets, and another man who wanted to snatch her children from her. And her other son, who doesn't recognise her as his mother.

Amala Kngiht, harus kehilangan segalanya karena sebuah kecurangan. Lebih parahnya dia harus mengandung benih seorang pria yang sama sekali tidak ia kenal. Enam tahun kemudian, dia keluar dari pengasingan diri dengan membawa seorang anak laki-laki yang super tampan. Suatu hari, anak ini menabrak Nathan Alazka, seorang pria terhormat. Pria itu menolongnya, tapi betapa terkejutnya Nathan ketika melihat kemiripan anak ini dengan dirinya. Lebih terkejut lagi saat bertemu ibunya. "Kamu!" Dia adalah wanita yang bersamanya di malam enam tahun yang lalu.