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"Did you just lie to me?" He asked in his lowly yet furious voice. She felt shivers running down her spine, as her heartfelt sinking. She tried to speak but couldn't find her lost voice, but she knew if she keeps him waiting, it could be dangerous for her, so she shook her head in a 'no'. But unfortunately, it was not convincing enough as he approached her, making her take a step back. Smiling sadistically at her whimpering body, he towered her. He licked his dried lip, sensing her fear and lowered to her level, purring in her ear, "On my lap, baby doll." ~ 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃| 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐎𝐑| 𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 ~ LOONA, University of Heros was established by dark Queen herself, in order to protect the super-powered kids, until and unless they are capable enough to protect themselves but others as well. The school was known for its powerful attire and not only providing students with high-quality facilities or topmost security but also helped them use their powers as the elementals. Saving herself she, recognised as a psychopath, dominated the whole super-powered school, alone. But what if she gets someone from her competition? Will she be able to save herself from the darkness of the universe? Especially when he himself is interested in getting the girl? 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: This story not only contain sex scenes but also have BDSM and DDLG elements. So VANILLA readers QUIET the story RIGHT NOW!

Part 1: completed. Sequel: Completed || Clara, a human born to werewolf parents, is a notorious member of the White Soul Pack. Everybody is troubled by her even the alpha. So when she finds her mate, everyone is ecstatic except her. But she never knew her mate would lead her to her family and its deep dark secrets which were buried for years. ||

Addiction is like not having control of your desire for something. Luca Perez, a 29-year-old man is mature enough not to be lured by a temptation. Yet he loses control whenever she's close. Angela Colt is forbidden for the likes of him. She is off-limits. She is his best friend's sister, ten years younger than him. Luca couldn't go through the same pain again, but his addiction was slowly morphing into something more feral and darker which he had never felt before. * Life can be cruel sometimes; you have to find a way to weave through hell and stand strong. Angela is the youngest daughter of the Colt family. A 19-year-old, adrenaline junkie and an adventure lover. Everything was going super fine until she realized her feelings for a certain someone. The person she should never feel for or even think about. Luca Perez. 'You can never fix the broken glass because, in the end, you'll bleed.' But little did she know she could resist everything except temptation.

Saketi adalah keturunan pertama dari Prabu Erlangga, buah pernikahannya dengan Arimbi putri angkat Ki Bayu Seta. Meskipun, ia seorang putra mahkota, Saketi tampak bersikap seperti rakyat biasa. Ia tidak membatasi dirinya untuk berbaur dengan rakyat tanpa pandang bulu. Saketi memiliki kesaktian sama persis dengan sang ayah, di usia dua puluh tahun, Saketi sudah menjelma menjadi seorang pendekar pilih tanding yang sangat disegani dan ditakuti oleh lawan. Sang raja mempercayakan, Senapati Lintang sebagai juru didik bagi putranya itu. Dengan penuh harapan, putranya bisa menjadi seorang pendekar berbudi pekerti baik, dan menjadi pemimpin yang bijaksana. *** "Bedebah! Kami tidak peduli dengan niat kalian. Pokoknya setiap yang datang ke tempat ini, itu tandanya mau setor nyawa," kata pria yang mengenakan ikat kepala merah sesumbar.. "Langsung serang saja mereka, Paman!" pinta Saketi, ia merasa geram dengan perkataan orang tersebut. "Baik, Pangeran." Senapati Lintang mengangkat tangan sebagai isyarat, agar para prajuritnya segera menyerbu empat pendekar tersebut. Para prajurit itu pun langsung menyerang dengan melontarkan senjata yang sangat mematikan. Tampak sinar-sinar merah melesat dari bagian depan dan belakang rumah tersebut.

“ Flower sudah mati! yang berdiri di hadapanmu, wanita bernama Shaylenna yang liar dan panas di ranjang ... “ Rose Flower. Gadis 20 tahun berparas cantik, anggun dan lugu. Bekerja keras demi membiayai pengobatan sang ayah, yang terbaring sakit 5 tahun lamanya. Hidup miskin, dan terlilit hutang yang banyak. Penderitaannya tak hanya itu. Flower yang malang, dijual oleh kakak tirinya ke sebuah klub ternama di kota Paris. Karna sebuah perjanjian hutang piutang dan balas budi, di situlah sosok Shaylenna menggantikan Flower si lugu. Flower, lebih tepatnya Shaylenna menjadi IDOLA RANJANG dan takdir membuatnya terikat dengan pemilik klub, Alexander. Pria yang pertama menyentuhnya, menjadikannya idola ranjang dan tak lain adalah The King Of Paris yang nyatanya memiliki sisi kemisteriusan. Malaikat, yang juga berhati iblis. Ketenaran dan juga pesonanya, bahkan mampu menjerat 3 penguasa dalam lingkaran cinta, keegoisan, dan klaim akan dirinya. Salah satunya, Maxime D’orion The King Of London, yang berhubungan dengan masa lalu Alexander. Bagaimana Flower akan menyikapi takdir hidupnya dalam bayang-bayang 3 penguasa? Siapakah yang akan berhasil mendapatkannya, setelah tragedi penyiksaan hingga berakhir pemerkosaan yang berujung trauma mendalam dan tumbuhnya janin tak berdosa yang bahkan tak diketahui siapa pemilik sahnya. Inilah kisah cinta sad romantisme, antara jalang dan para penguasa..

When the award-winning actor Cole William’s career gets mixed up in a scandal his management team quickly comes up with an emergency wedding plan. However, things take a different turn in Cole’s life when he’s unable to get along with his pretend wife leading to her disappearance from his life. Now he has to disguise himself to make his contract wife fall in love with him.

Bonnie has spent her entire life being broken down and abused by the people closest to her including her very own twin sister. Alongside her best friend Lilly who also lives a life of hell, they plan to run away while attending the biggest ball of the year while it's being hosted by another pack, only things don't quite go to plan leaving both girls feeling lost and unsure bout their futures. Alpha Nicholas is 28, mateless, and has no plans to change that. It's his turn to host the annual Blue Moon Ball this year and the last thing he expects is to find his mate. What he expects even less is for his mate to be 10 years younger than him and how his body reacts to her. While he tries to refuse to acknowledge that he has met his mate his world is turned upside down after guards catch two she-wolves running through his lands. Once they are brought to him he finds himself once again facing his mate and discovers that she's hiding secrets that will make him want to kill more than one person. Can he overcome his feelings towards having a mate and one that is so much younger than him? Will his mate want him after already feeling the sting of his unofficial rejection? Can they both work on letting go of the past and moving forward together or will fate have different plans and keep them apart?

Amon menolong dua remaja wanita dari serangan penyamun, Limey dan Kinan. Merekapun menjadi teman seperjalanan, namun ditengah perjalanan Amon bertemu dengan pembunuh bayaran terkuat, menyebabkannya terpisah dengan dua wanita tersebut. Demi mencari kedua wanita yang disayanginya, Amon berniat masuk ke rimba persilatan dan menghadapi takdirnya sebagai salah satu dewa Perang dari Lembah Iblis. Disaat yang sama, dunia persilatan tengah bergolak karena dicurinya kitab-kitab dari perguruan putih, dan semua menuduh bahwa Lembah Iblis lah yang telah melakukan kekacauan tersebut. Dalam perjalanan mencari dua wanita yang disayanginya, Amon harus menghadapi gempuran dan taktik dari kelicikan orang orang dunia persilatan. Mampukah dia menemukan Limey dan Kinan? Cover art by Putra

Fate can be a funny thing. One minute, you are the beloved daughter of a powerful alpha, and the next, you're nothing more than a tool used to join forces with another strong pack. And if you don't go along with what is expected of you, the one who is using you for personal gain will make your life a living hell and destroy anything that is precious to you.Because of this, Denali Ozera finds herself married to the cold and ruthless Rosco Torres, alpha of the Crystal Fang pack and enemy not only to her, but her entire family. But by some weird twist of fate, Rosco isn't what others say he is, and he is even willing to help Denali get back everything that was meant to be hers.Together, Denali and Rosco devise a plan to destroy Denali's father and her stepmother and sister. All Rosco asks for in return is Denali's mind, body, and soul.

Bonnie and Clyde. Friends to lovers. Lovers to strangers. Bonnie Angelou has always been in love with her childhood best friend; Clyde. She did so many unimaginable things just to keep him looking at her. Ayaw na ayaw niya kapag naagaw ng iba ang atensyon ng lalaki mula sa kanya. Kaya naman para siyang super glue kung makadikit dito para mabantayan at huwag maagaw ng iba ang minamahal. Lahat ng kalokohan, sasakyan niya. Lahat ng hiling, pagbibigyan niya. Pero sa huli, mukhang hindi pa rin sapat...