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Kehidupan pedagang bakmi itu dirundung nestapa. Namun, mengunjungi bangunan misterius yang disebut Menara Nirwana membuat ia memiliki sistem yang memberinya kekuatan. Kini, dia telah menjelma menjadi sosok tangguh yang bergelimang harta, dihormati dan dikelililingi wanita!

Jules has two problems. Ever since she woke up in the forest on her Prom night, she has sleepwalked and woken up in the middle of the same forest with a knife in her hand and no recollection of what occurred the night before. Her second problem is the intense desire she has for Rowan Cross. Rowan Cross has two problems. His Halo Master, Tristan wants him to investigate the disappearance of supernatural students who have gone missing on their college campus, and he wants Jules with every fiber of his being.

Sylvain Wilde had been searching for his mate from the moment he shifted. All he wanted was to find his other half and live his happily ever after. Except, he didn't realize that his mate would be of a completely different species from him and that she would be an enemy he'd be willing to give his life for! _____________________________________________ Book 5 of the Mate Series! You have to read Books 1 - 4 to understand this one! Books listed inside!

Amala Kngiht, harus kehilangan segalanya karena sebuah kecurangan. Lebih parahnya dia harus mengandung benih seorang pria yang sama sekali tidak ia kenal. Enam tahun kemudian, dia keluar dari pengasingan diri dengan membawa seorang anak laki-laki yang super tampan. Suatu hari, anak ini menabrak Nathan Alazka, seorang pria terhormat. Pria itu menolongnya, tapi betapa terkejutnya Nathan ketika melihat kemiripan anak ini dengan dirinya. Lebih terkejut lagi saat bertemu ibunya. "Kamu!" Dia adalah wanita yang bersamanya di malam enam tahun yang lalu.

How far you can go to get your love? Sati, an Indian girl crossover all her way to china to meet her superstar Xiao Wei to make a sweet love story. The most handsome, popular singer and actor Xiao Wei, who have many fans across all over the world and many celebrities & pretty face adoring him to get his attention, will he be able to accept an ordinary girl for his love life/partner ?? Sati will faces many consequences on her way to get her love but there is saying which always made here decision stronger that, 'When you really desire something from the whole heart and soul, all the universe conspires you to achieve it'

After a very public break-up between the university's 'it' couple, all eyes are on the heartbroken Quarterback, Caleb Briggs. His life had been laid out in front of him for as long as he can remember. After one drunken night with a dream girl, he wakes up alone and is determined to find her. Little does he know, she doesn't want to be found. The last thing that Violet wants is to draw in extra attention. It's bad enough that she's the football coach's daughter, but to be dragged down in the gossip mill as The Rebound? Not on her life. When she breaks her father's one rule to keep away from his team and sleeps with the school's quarterback, she is prepared for the consequences. That doesn't mean that she isn't planning on running from them for as long as possible.

Awal dari kemunculan pendekar yang di pilih langsung oleh para dewa. Bahkan Pendekar ini di pilih sejak masih dalam kandungan ibunya. Perjuangan orang tuanya cukup susah karena rumah yang sudah lama ditinggali tiba tiba di serang dan di hancurkan oleh para pendekar jahat. Sehingga mereka terpaksa harus hidup di dalam hutan bersama seorang kakek yang usianya hampir 100 tahun. Sampai pada akhirnya pendekar pilihan dewa itu lahir di dalam hutan tanpa bantuan siapapun hanya suaminya saja yang membantu. Tapi saat dewasa pendekar pilihan dewa ini malah menikahi putri dari seorang raja yang terkenal sangat kejam........ Akankah dia tetap menjadi pendekar baik atau malah sebaliknya? Dia ikut jahat! Awal dari kemunculan pendekar yang di pilih langsung oleh para dewa. Bahkan Pendekar ini di pilih sejak masih dalam kandungan ibunya. Perjuangan orang tuanya cukup susah karena rumah yang sudah lama ditinggali tiba tiba di serang dan di hancurkan oleh para pendekar jahat. Sehingga mereka terpaksa harus hidup di dalam hutan bersama seorang kakek yang usianya hampir 100 tahun. Sampai pada akhirnya pendekar pilihan dewa itu lahir di dalam hutan tanpa bantuan siapapun hanya suaminya saja yang membantu. Tapi saat dewasa pendekar pilihan dewa ini malah menikahi putri dari seorang raja yang terkenal sangat kejam........ Akankah dia tetap menjadi pendekar baik atau malah sebaliknya? Dia ikut jahat!??

Jordie baru saja dipecat dari pekerjaan impiannya sebagai seorang pilot. Di saat yang sama, pacarnya, Aster, meminta keseriusan Jordie untuk melamar. Tentu saja hal ini membuat beban Jordie bertumpuk. Bagaimana mungkin seorang pengangguran seperti dirinya melamar dan menikahi seorang perempuan? Apalagi, kekasihnya adalah seorang influencer ternama di Indonesia. Di saat kebingungan itulah, Jordie mendapat tawaran dari sebuah manajemen artis ternama di Indonesia. Michael, Manajer seorang artis muda terkenal di Indonesia, meminta Jordie untuk menjadi seorang artis dengan gaji 1 milyar. Syaratnya adalah Jordie harus menyamar sebagai Reynold Fernandez, artis muda papan atas yang secara rahasia mati overdosis di sebuah vila. Wajah Jordie dan Reynold nyaris mirip meski mereka bukan anak kembar. Michael hanya ingin Jordie menggantikan Reynold Fernandez selama satu tahun agar seluruh kontrak kerja yang sudah ditangani terselesaikan dengan baik. Setelah itu, Jordie boleh kembali ke kehidupan asalnya. Jordie menerima tawaran itu. Dia butuh uang dan menjalani kehidupan gandanya sebagai Reynold Fernandez, seorang artis muda dengan jutaan fans! INSTAGRAMKU @bonanzalalala

One simple boyfriend spell. One ancient book of magic. What could go wrong? At eighteen, I'm thrown from my normal life into the supernatural world. One moment I'm planning prom and the next, I'm on a one-way bus ride to Hollowheaven's Supernatural Academy where I won't be allowed to see my friends or interact with the rest of the world until I control my power.Whatever.This place is weird and I can't help feeling this is a mistake.But a dare at an initiation goes too far, I get in over my head.Who knew that I could conjure ghosts?I can't fall in love with guys who aren't even real— or alive. I've got to figure out a way to get them back into the afterlife before I can't walk away from them. Before I can't stand not to have them in my life.One thing I'm learning is that magic is never simple.**Sex scenes/explicit content, violence and gore. Suggested age range - 18+**Supernatural Academy Series is created by Autumn Gray, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Kell Cross is Arcata Highs' bad boy. However, he holds one secret. He's a Nephilim and he's in love with a human girl. After suffering the pain of loss and seeing his brother Mikhail suffer for his love Nevaeh— he decides that it's better if he denies his love. But fate has other plans for him. Amara is beautiful, smart, and completely in love with Kell. All she wants is to live out her dream of being a photographer and getting out from under her parent’s overbearing rules. When her body suffers debilitating visions of ritualistic deaths and Armageddon; Kell is the only that can keep her seafe.