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[Mature Content] Sa halos apat na taon, sekretarya si Ella Stanford kay Javier Summers, at loob ng panahon na iyon, palagi niyang nilalabanan ang nararamdaman para rito. Jave was undeniably sexy, pero alam ni Ella na hindi siya mahuhulog kailaman sa isang babaero. Ni minsan, ‘di man lang siya nito binigyang pansin. Kahit hindi naman ito naging problema para kay Ella, kinimkim niya itong mag-isa. Hanggang sa isang araw, sa magarbo at sosyal na birthday party ni Jave, dumating si Ella na suot ang isang napakagandang pulang dress, kasabay ang isang accessory: another man. Isang business trip sa Sicily, Italy kasama si Jave ang nagtulak sa kanila upang mas mapaglapit pa. Kinailangan pa ni Jave na magpanggap na mapapangasawa ni Ella para lumayo ang kanyang manliligaw. Soon, this led to an intense, passionate affair. Pero nang magdulot ng ‘di inaasahang pagbubuntis ang mainit na pagtatagpong ito, papayag ba ang isang malayang CEO na magpatali sa kasal? Naglalaman ang kuwentong ito ng mga sekswal na eksena at ‘di angkop na mga salita.

Demie Argento has been living alone in Italy since her parents died when she was 18. Until then, she worked hard for herself everyday, not noticing that she’s been out of her league. A 24 year old woman, who had just graduated. Living alone on their house, without gimmicks and fun. She then admitted to herself that she needs to spice things up, if she doesn't want to grow old, a virgin. And she will do that on her birthday, and that is on the day of Christmas. Right timing, their family friend invited her to spend the Christmas with them, so Demie's plan was immediately formed. She will surrender her virginity to Alastair, her childhood sweetheart. However , things went wrong. Because on that night, she surrendered herself to Alastair’s older brother, Alessandro. Will a mistake spice Demie’s life completely? Would they try to make it right? Or will it be just a forever hot mistake in Christmas?

She is Margarette Leora Bartolome, a girl who are suffering from severe narcolepsy. Naging pagala-gala sa masikot na daan simula nang mapalayas ng mga kamag-anak. Paano kung sa pagiging pakalat-kalat ay mapunta siya sa lugar kung saan nakasanayang tambayan mg limang lalaki? Will it drives to her unbelievable journey in life and love?

Si Kaoree Rogen ay simple lamang babae hangad niyang makatapos nang pag-aaral ngunit sa kasamang-palad ay may nangyari hindi inaasahan. Dahil rito tinulungan siya nang kanyang matalik na kaibigan, si Jez. Si Jez na naninirahan kasama ang apat pang mga lalaki. Doon ay tinanggap si Kaoree upang manilbihan at tumira sa iisang bubong kasama ang limang lalaki. Si Thaddeus, kilala bilang isa sa pinakagwapo at tahimik na lalaki sa kanilang lima. Sporty type siya at isa siyang introvert. Kabaligtaran niya ay si Latrelle, siya ay kilala hindi lang dahil sa ka-gwapuhan niyang taglay ngunit karamihan sa mga babaeng nagkakagusto sa kanya ay dine-date niya. Ang pinakaclose niya naman ay si Marcus , parehas silang makulit ni Latrelle kaya sila ang pinaka magkasundo sa lima. Hilig niya? Babae? Hindi. Mahilig siya sa paru-paro at adventurous siyang tao. Ang Heather nilang lima - Si Wyndery na sinalo ang lahat ng bagay na pinaka sa isang lalaki. Nasa kanya na ang talino, kabaitan at ka-gwapuhan. Ngunit ang kagandahan ay walang ibang sumalo kung hindi si Jez. Si Jezrielle, ang bestfriend ni Kaoree na hinding-hindi siya pababayaan. Nang makilala ni Kaoree ang apat na lalaki ay nagbago ang lahat. Lalo ng nahulog ang loob ng tatlo sa limang lalaki sa kanya. Ano nga ba ang mas mananaig? Ang pagkakaibigan, o ang puso? Ngunit paano na lang kung hindi lang pala iyon ang susubok sa kanila lalo na kay Kaoree? Pilit man na hindi alalahanin ang nakaraan ay sadyang binabalik ito ng tadhana. Ang nakaraan bang ito ang magiging sanhi upang magkawatak-watak sila o mas papatagin ang kanilang pagkakaibigan? Basahin niyo na lang ang nakakaloka! Nakakalandi! Nakaka-ugh! Walang iba kung hindi ang nobelang "A House With Heartthrobs." Mapapasabi ka na lang na, "Sana all!"

Fourteen months in another country is not enough for him to move on, so he decided to stick to another plan—to date another woman. Unable to move on and forget his first heartbreak, Blaze Villacorta accepted his engagement with Dream Cortes, a 26 years old nurse, who fell in love with him at first sight. Dream only wants a simple marriage life but loving an ex-playboy who's still in love with his first love is not easy. Can Dream take the risk and fight for her place in Blaze's heart? Or the blazing love and affection she has towards him will burn her to ashes?

Being the head of the family, kay Marco na atang ang responsibilidad na palaguin ang kumpanyang itinaguyod ng pamilya pati na rin ang pagpapalaki sa nakababatang kapatid na si Beatriz. He had worked hard, played all his cards wisely para marating ang kung anumang narating niya ngayon. Aside from being the CEO of Fuentabella Conglomerate, together with his two mates ay naitayo nila ang FHM Management. He then finally decided the inevitable, to settle down because part of him longed for something warm like the sunshine. How cheesy it may sound he wanted something like what Beatriz possess. Love and family. Everything was doing fine. He's waiting for Poleen to be ready until he get a taste of her. Her sweet, innocent Cielo. Consuelo Sta. Maria, ang dalagang napiling ipakasal kay Stefano Hernandez. Ang naturang kasal ang magiging kaganapan sa matagal ng plano ng parehong haligi pamilya. She give it a try, kung para sa abuelo niya ay gagawin niya ang lahat. Stefano seems nice sa kabila ng pagiging stiff at aloof. Until their paths cross, the remarkable Marco Antonio Fuentabella Would she succumbed to heat everytime Marco initiates it? Paano na ang nalalapit niyang kasal kay Stef? Would she commit?

Isa lang ang dahilan ni Karina sa pagbabalik sa Cerro Roca— ang bawiin ang asawa mula kay Elizabeth Asturia na may malaking pagkakautang sa kaniya. Gagawin niya ang lahat kesehodang gamitin ang sariling katawan para muling mabighani si Cholo Gastrell at mapaibig ito. But unfortunately, Cholo doesn't want to do anything with her anymore. He insulted and pushed her away but she never wavered for she has all the right to claim him as hers with the marriage certificate in her keeping and the wedding band in her finger. Pero ang akala niyang madaling gawin ay nabasag nang malaman niyang ikakasal na pala ang dalawa. Nonetheless, Karina will deliver her promise. Mrs. Gastrell will make sure that by hook or by crook, she'll get her husband back.

"I will not allow you to choose what days to love me." Klaire Hendoza, has a simple and peaceful life. A man will come, she will love him w/ all her heart. But... he will leave her, while she 's bearing his child. Five years later, Luis Mendrano came back. He turned out to be a well-known Mafia Boss. They were brought back w/ him to be protected. But, she made a wrong choice. Because she will experience the dreadful life w/ him. Will she stay? With the cruel and dangerous Mafia Boss. Who wants her killed.

i was born to be a warrior, i was born to protect the Heavenly realm. I was born to be the trusted and great warrior of the King in Heavenly realm. but fate was really a roller coaster. what will happen if the great warrior of the heavenly realm will possessed by the Demon? i was being possessed by the Demon and definitely to be the demon Queen.

Liza, a B-list celebrity who wanted to get more famous, had a wild one-night stand with a complete stranger she met at a bar she went to often. It's only for one night. She will not see the person again, nor will she be entangled in the sheets with the person with whom she had a one-night stand. That is Liza's rule, and the stranger is no exception, even if he is one hell of a good-looking guy and a master of sex. She has no intention of sleeping with him again. But her plan was thwarted when the stranger unexpectedly showed up at her house, claiming to be a mafia boss who wants to help her gain popularity and become an A-list celebrity by sponsoring her.