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*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Kristen Lambert has always been different from everyone else in the way she thought. She had long accepted that until she met him a High school teacher who was like her. He had some of the answers she needed. Gregor Bridger knew exactly what he was. He knew what she was as well the first time he saw her. While forging a friendship together they find even more about themselves out. A new life with a friend who after a long time becomes a lover and the love of each others lives they build a new future. One that it took over a hundred thousand years to make.

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

Chloe wakes up after a year long coma to find her alpha mate sleeping with a woman in her very room. After running away, her plan for revenge begins. One year later, when she is ready to finally reject and release herself and her former mate from the constant pain of their betrayals, it is in the act of her final revenge that she finds her second-chance mate. Her partner starring with her in her last film is not only her second chance mate, but they both soon find that his twin brother is too

It has always been the fairy tale princess life for Melissa Jones, a young and beautiful 21 years old upcoming model, who is also a daughter to a famous business mogul, until her 22nd birthday. Things fell apart for her, as she lost everything, including her three years old relationship to jason -- her Oddish temperamental boyfriend -- after she got to know, she had been betrothed to her father's friend right from childhood. However, unkown to her, there were still many troubles ahead, and secrets were still left untold, as Jason would do anything to keep her to himself.

Claire is in training to take over her cousins trades business. She is out to prove herself and nothing or no one is getting in her way. Her first voyage out to sea to complete her first assignment the unthinkable happens. her ship is attacked by pirates. Staring at the ship attacking them and then the tall dark captain; Something feels familiar. The Captain feels familiar. The Captain of the pirates is in debt and over his head in a bad situation. Not only does he owe a notorious pirate who is now calling himself the king of all pirates. He just became and enemy of the crown. Could this golden hair feisty annoying woman be his under cover angel? Will Claire help him right his wrongs and in return him help her prove that she is worthy of running her cousins business. Book two in The Morning Star saga

Wandering in the wastelands of Earth, Sirius found himself suddenly in a different world. Longing for peace, he'll have to fight for the happiness he was deprived of until now...

Stella is a broken vessel, a Tribian star that falls every 500 years, who carries the fate of a shapeshifter named Chase and his kind. Chase is a shapeshifter destined to save his clan. Their paths crossed in an unprecedented occurrence, and they became star-crossed lovers. However, even if he was madly in love with the Tribian Star, would he be able to drain her life in order to save the clan that has yearned for peace for centuries? Would Stella finally break free of her eternal curse and find love in Chase's arms?

Morgan and Claire run away one night to escape Claire's abusive father. They stumble upon a ship and thought this would be an easy way out. They should have known since their life has never been easy, this wouldn't be. The plan was simple start over, but that wasn't the case.The ship they stumbled upon was not a regular ship. It was a pirate ship and it's captain was out for revenge. Morgan and Claire now find themselves at the mercy of this Captain. They're a long ways from land and won't be docking anywhere soon. Morgan must find a way to make sure her and Claire survive.

Higiri mencari seorang gadis yang ia temukan sepuluh tahun lalu, untuk dijadikan istrinya. Karena hal itu, ia harus turun ke dunia manusia, padahal rumahnya berbeda, di suku Harmoni, letaknya di dalam Dunia Musik. Setelah beberapa waktu, akhirnya Higiri menemukan gadis tersebut, Kenta. Awalnya, Higiri berpikir ini adalah awal dari kebahagiannya bersama Kenta, namun ternyata, pertemuan mereka adalah awal dari bencana besar yang memuat banyak rahasia dalam Dunia Musik tentang sebuah perang sudah terjadi bertahun-tahun lamanya antara suku Bass dengan seluruh suku yang ada di Dunia Musik. Higiri yang berusaha melindungi Kenta, justru mendapatkan kenyataan bahwa Kenta sendiri ditakdirkan untuk berperang melawan Raja suku Bass, Kaito. Dengan menggunakan kekuatan dari alat-alat musik, nada, dan kekuatan nyanyian, serta kekuatan cinta yang Kenta miliki, bisakah ia menghentikan perang antar suku yang sudah terjadi bertahun-tahun tersebut? Akankah kekuatan cinta memang bisa menghentikan perbuatan jahat Kaito?