one liner jokes tagalog

Nang malaman ni Marissa na ikakasal siya sa hindi pa niya nakikilala na groom. Labis ang lungkot niya dahil may boyfriend siya na mahal na mahal niya. Nagulat si Marissa sa sampal ng daddy niya at binantaan siya nito na papatayin ang boyfriend niya. Kaya wala siyang choice kundi sumangayon sa kasal na hindi niya inaasahan. May nalaman si Marissa kay Austin na lubos niyang kinatakot. Pero habang tumatagal natutunan na niya mahalin ang asawa niya. Magiging masaya kaya sila sa huli?

Tahimik na naninirahan sa probensya si Alexa habang pinamamahalan niya ang kanilang negosy sa lungsod. Nakatira lamang siya sa isang simpleng bahay kasama ang kanyang dalawang kapatid. Isa lamang siyang simpleng babae at walang kaartihan sa kanyang sarili. Ibang iba sa kanyang kakambal na Si Alexis. Alexis are brat, she gets everything she wants. She always wear a sexy dress and clothes, and all man looking at her they like her.

'What's that from?' Daniel says, lifting my sleeve a little more to reveal the obvious bruise. Shit I forgot about that one, 'I bumped into my counter last night. You know me, I'm clumsy'. Daniel looks at me knowingly. I have to get to class, but I'll meet you at lunch. My treat.' I say, run off to class. That was a close one. She was compelled to work from a young age in order to support her parents' vices and her own education. She was the neglected child of alcoholic parents. Daily bruising was a reality. She went through a lot of suffering before she found the man who would save her.

I looked at the naked stranger lying asleep beside me. Lightning flickered, illuminating his muscular body only in glimpses. He was covered in mud and blood, and though in human form now, he still looked wild and monstrous. I’d never found myself lying beside any naked man before in my life. He pulled at my clothes, and I let him rip them off. The thunder came closer, booming right overhead. We kissed with a frantic passion and grasped at every inch of each other. One of the only normal human girls at the Werewolf Noble Academy, I was at the bottom of the social order from the start. But even worse than that, just about everyone at school picked on me for being fat. One day I slept with a stranger in an accident. He is the second prince of the werewolf world, and wants to marry me!

Yesha has been brokenhearted many times because of love just because she can't give herself to any of her former boyfriends. Yes, she is still a virgin; at the age of 22, she's still a virgin, and out of despised and also with the help of the influence of alcohol, she gave herself to a complete stranger, a handsome stranger that turned out to be her boss!! Her boss would do everything just to have her as his woman!

Nagdanas ng malalim na sakit si Athena nang malaman ang pagtataksil ng kanyang boyfriend at stepsister. Ibinigay niya ang buong pag-ibig niya sa lalaki at ang buong pag-unawa niya sa kanyang stepsister, ngunit sinaktan pa rin siya ng mga ito. Dahil doon ay lumapit siya kay Euwenn, na gusto ng kanyang stepsister na pakasalan. Si Euwenn Cervantes ay apo ng founder ng Prime Global. Matalino, guwapo, at kilala bilang matagumpay na batang negosyante. Nais ni Athena na pumasok sa isang kontrata para pakasalan si Euwenn, at buong kasiyahan naman itong tinanggap ni Euwenn. Ngunit nais ng lalaki na ang kontrata ay maging isang tunay na kasal.

Does the heart remember who it once loved? What happens if someone else possesses this heart and the actual owner is gone? How can he fight the feeling if his rival is his best friend? And worse, she is his best friend's first love. Should he just let go, even though he knows he will be hurt a second time, or follow his heart even if he hurts someone else?

(This story may contain violent plotline. Read at your own risk. R18) Leigh is just an ordinary high school girl who wants to finish her studies peacefully, but things don't seem to be going as planned when she witnesses the brutality of Kenji, a guy with a darker past. She began to become involved with this guy that night, no matter how hard she tried to avoid him. Meeting him is a nightmare she never wished for-and as she becomes entangled with Kenji, unexplainable feelings begin to grow inside of her. No matter how much she tries to avoid him, fate has a way of bringing them together. How is she going to get away from him? Will she be able to get away from him, or will the opportunity to change him and make him a better person pass her by?

He is a ruthless CEO, known for his cruelty and bloodlust. She is a lost heiress, a young lady from a prominent family. Seven years ago, she was trapped in a schemed one-night stand with him. Now, she emerges as a stunning figure with triplets, vowing to exact tenfold revenge upon those who framed her. Just when she decides to make a clean break, a mysterious man appears and cages her in his embrace. With a devilish grin, he whispers, "My dear, with my children, you cannot escape my grasp even if you run to the ends of the earth!" Ms. White sneers, "I don't want a man who throws himself at me." One of her children cunningly smirks, "Mommy, it's better not to challenge Daddy anymore, your skills are still too shallow."

Si Lara ay isang babae na may malungkot na nakaraan at buhay. Wala siyang sariling pamilya, wala siyang sariling ipon, at nagsusumikap siya sa araw-araw para lang mabuhay. Limang taon na siyang nagtatrabaho bilang janitress sa isang sikat at prestihiyosong kumpanya sa bansa, ang Etoile Cosmetics. Ang kanyang pang-araw-araw na gawain ay ang gumising ng maaga sa umaga, pumasok sa trabaho, umuwi sa tinitirhang apartment, at magpalipas ng malungkot na gabi nang mag-isa. Nais niyang maging katulad ni Amanda Montserrat, isang maganda, mayaman at isang makapangyarihang babae na nagmamay-ari ng kumpanya na Etoile Cosmetics. At mukhang nagkatotoo ang kanyang kahilingan. Nang dahil sa isang malaking aksidente ay nabubuhay siya ngayon bilang si Amanda Montserrat at kailangan niyang mamuhay sa mundo nito hanggang sa makabalik siya sa kanyang sariling katawan! Pero paano niya gagawin iyon?