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(Warning: Mature Content - R18 - Tagalog) Maia Asuncion hates Rafael Valiente. She always feels like he's stealing her something she ever wanted—her parents' attention. But despite that, romance emerged between them. Akala ni Maia ay magpapatuloy ang magandang relasyon nilang iyon. Ngunit nang nasangkot si Maia sa isang malaking eskandalo ay hinila niya sa putikan si Rafael at tinapon niya ang kung anong namamagitan sa kanila. Hurt and desperate, she ruined his name and dragged him to the dirt of shame, just to save her own. Ngunit matapos ang ilang taon, nagkrus muli ang landas nila. Maia and the now successful Engineer Rafael Valiente ended up in a messy agreement. Kalaunan, tumira sila sa iisang bubong. Paano humantong sa ganoon gayong may atraso si Maia sa lalaki at may nakaraan sila? And...what if they find themselves desiring each other in the middle of their set-up? Will they let their past and anger stop them? Will they let fire and lust consume them? Or will they forbid themselves from wanting each other? Just like what they did 5 years ago?

Tatlong magkakaibigan na ninais lamang ay magmahal at mahalin. Silang tatlo ay may kanya - kanyang mga nobyo pero dahil sa tukso at biro ng kapalaran, mahuhulog ang kanilang mga puso sa di inaasahang tao na siyang nobyo ng kaibigan. Mapapanindigan kaya nila at maipaglalaban o tuluyan nalang sekreto ang nabuong pagmamahalan?

I stare at her while she's bent down. "Are you deaf?" I asked her again and she didn't answer me. "Hey!" I can't stop myself from shouting at her because I think she doesn't know how to speak. Napahawak ako sa aking ulo dahil tanging pag-iyak lamang ang tanging sagot niya sa lahat ng taong ko. I rested and looked at her. "Anong pangalan mo?" I ask her in Tagalog words because maybe she's not understand me. "J-Judy p-po S-Senyorito," she answered me while she's shaking. Now I understand that she doesn't understand me if I speak English. I can't stop from smelling and thinking what punishment I should do to her. Because she's my slave at isa siya sa pagmamay-ari kong alipin.

Kinan adalah seseorang wanita berumur 27 tahun yang sehari-hari mengelola sebuah toko bunga. Pada suatu hari ia dikagetkan dengan kedatangan seorang pria yang mengaku sebagai Biro Jodoh bernama Noah yang dibayar oleh ibunya untuk mencari pria yang cocok untuk dirinya. Ada sepuluh pria yang harus ia temui selama 1 jam perhari. Kinan awalnya menolak karena ia benci pernikahan, tetapi sang ibu memaksa dan membuat Kinan mau tidak mau harus menurutinya. Semua pria yang Kinan temui jauh dari kriteria idaman. Namun, ada satu pria yang cukup masuk ke dalam kriteria Kinan, pria itu bernama Rey. Tapi, Noah yang masih senantiasa sabar dengan segala tingkah Kinan tanpa sadar telah menarik perhatian wanita itu. Apalagi waktu-waktu yang mereka habiskan bersama, membuat percikan rasa di dalam hati Kinan terus tumbuh. Noah yang seharusnya membantu dirinya menemukan jodoh malah membuatnya jatuh cinta. Lantas bagaimana nasib Kinan selanjutnya? Apalagi setelah ia mengetahui bahwa Noah sudah lebih dulu dijodohkan oleh kedua orang tuanya? Apakah pada akhirnya Kinan akan memilih salah satu dari kesepuluh pria itu dan menikah sesuai perintah sang ibu?

Spoiled but independent, Sereia Philomena Isolde can’t deny it. Kaya naman hindi sya papaawat kay Phoenix Mason Hill, heir to the successful Hill Corp, nang malamang nasa pangalan ng lalaki ang lupaing kanya dapat. So, all there’s left to do is come and “negotiate” him about the terms. She wants to change his mind, he wants to change her heart. Pataasan sila ng pride. Prepare to venture into a journey filled with mud, soil and fertilizer as they explore the beauty of nature in a simple life in the province area (with the simple life of the farmers in the Philippines). Awayan, bangayan, tampuhan, iyakan, at siyempre, pagmamahalan. ***Tagalog Version of Changing the Billionaire’s Heart and His Winter Heart

Konten 18++ Harap bijak dalam memilih bacaan. Semua nama tokoh, karakter, tempat, dan kejadian yang tertulis di dalam Novel ini hanya fiksi semata. "Saya terima tawaran Anda, tapi ada syaratnya!" "Apa?" "Pertama, jangan pernah tanya saya pergi ke mana. Kedua, jangan pernah larang saya terima bookingan dari siapa saja. Ketiga, jangan pernah ajak saya tidur bersama!" Atas dasar kepentingan masing-masing, Mistha sepakat menjalin kawin kontrak dengan Ghara, seorang pegawai di Biro Investigasi. Mistha bertekad untuk membalaskan dendam atas kematian ibunya dan pelecehan seksual yang dialaminya, sementara Ghara harus segera mencari istri karena desakan orang tua. Sayangnya, aksi balas dendam Mistha justru mengantarkannya menjadi buronan. Terlebih lagi, Mistha menemukan fakta bahwa sang suami ikut terlibat dalam kasus yang menjeratnya. Lantas, akankah balas dendam Mistha terpenuhi?

"Kapag lumalapit ang isang tao sa'yo tapos..tapos..biglang bumibilis ang tibok ng puso mo---" hindi ko na naituloy ang sunod ko pang sasabihin dahil pinutol na niya at diretso siyang sumagot. "Inlove! You're inlove with him!!" "Inlove? S-sure ka?W-walang halong biro?" nakakunot na noo na tanong ko. "Oo. Inlove ka. Bakit? Kanino mo nararamdaman 'yan?" "Ah. Eh. Nevermind." sagot ko na parang walang pakialam sa sinabi niya. Inlove. It can't be. "Kay stranger ka inlove?" "Hindi! Hindi!" agad kong sagot. Sa dinami-dami ba naman ng pangalan na sabihin niya kay stranger pa talaga. ----------------------------------- Basahin ang storya ni Mesaiyah na ikinasal sa estrangherong tagapagmana ng Yakuza. Tunghayan kung paano siya unti-unting mahuhulog dito.

Hai, Kenalan dulu... namaku Sandra Bayu Hutama. Anak arsitek yang baru lulus yang mulai kerja 3 bulan dalam biro arsitek Ruanna milik Anna Gunadi. Kalian pasri kenal dia kan? Anna Gunadi? Seorang arsitek jenius yang terkenal dengan julukan Madam Devil. Sebenarnya hidupku ok-ok saja sih, tapi.. melihat nominal gaji dan tekanan pekerjaan yang berat, kini aku mulai mempertanyakan tentang nasibku. Apalagi... bossku itu. Seumur hidupku, aku belum pernah berjumpa dengan orang seperti Madam Devil. Karyanya memang luar biasa, tapi.... sttt... sifatnya itu loh! Beliau perfeksionis dan suka seenaknya sendiri. Jangan tanya jika beliau memikirkan nasib orang lain! Itu pasti tidak pernah ada dalam kamusnya. Ingat!! Semuanya harus perfect! Salah sedikit saja, auto pecat = pengangguran ! Masalahnya..., penderitaanku tidak berhenti sampai situ saja. Aku terjebak menjadi asisten pribadi seorang pria bernama Steven Joshua. Sang tangan kanan Madam Devil dengan kelakuan yang ga berbeda jauh dari atasannya. Ya... kuakui dia memang pria tampan. Proporsi wajahnya sempurna, tapi sayang... brrrrr.... dingin, jahil dan menyebalkan. Steven hampir membuatku berteriak karena frustasi setiap hari. Karena dia, aku harus melalui kejadian-kejadian gila dalam hidupku. Menjadi umpan, hampir dipukuli preman, serta harus memenangkan sebuah tender proyek arsitektur. Belum lagi... ketika aku mulai penasaran dengan masa lalunya yang misterius.

I will never be tired of chasing that love. - Aicelle Aicelle Anne Vaquez is a 20-years old girl who is living a picture-perfect life. She is happy living with her loving family and luxurious life that makes everyone gone envy about. But her life turns upside-down when she learned her father’s unfaithfulness and eventually ruined their family because her father decided to with his mistress. Aicelle grudging with his father decided to run away from their home to have a fresh start and gradually pursue her goals. Until she meets the love of her life, the person who will protect and cherish is her every single day. She very happy and finally recovering from the past. That is what she is expecting about, but it leads her to more dreadful events. Setback, relax, grab snacks and a ton of tissue, Importantly prepare yourself for another emotional rollercoaster ride. Let us join the journey of Aicelle in chasing love and learning the true essence of LOVE. Written in tagalog

Wanted: Generous, rich, and dying man. Isa lamang 'yong biro ng kaibigan pero nakita ni Jenica ang sariling kaharap ang pinakamayamang lalaki sa siyudad, nakaupo sa wheelchair, at nasa huling hininga. Imbes na tutulan ay diretso niyang pinakasalan si Alexander Fuego nang mag-alok ito ng kasal. Ang rason ng naghihingalong lalaki: kailangan niya ng asawang magmamana ng yaman niya sa oras na matigok na siya. Pero para yatang may mali kay Mr. Fuego. Ilang taon na nang mag-propose ito sa kaniya at kinakalawang na rin ang kabaong na hinanda niya rito, pero mukhang walang balak na humiga roon ang lalaki. Kinabahan si Jenica lalo na't sa oras na malaman ni Alex na dinadala niya ang tagapagmana nito, tiyak na hindi na siya makakawala pa sa mga kamay ng lalaki. Paano kung gumaling ito sa sakit? Habambuhay siyang matatali rito? Kaya tumakas siya dala ang tagapagmana ng Fuego Empire at naging mayaman matapos ang ilang taon. Pagbalik niya sa bansa, nalaman niyang gumaling nang tuluyan si Fuego at kasalukuyang may fiancee. Fiancee? Buhay pa siya pero may balak nang magpakasal ulit ang asawa niya? Is he cursing her to die? Kaya hinanda niya ang sarili para dumalo sa engagement party ng asawa.