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Catharyn Gualvez wants nothing but to strive hard in order for her to provide what her family needs. She became the breadwinner of her family the day that her father died but she didn't regret anything because for her family is more important than anyone or anything else. Xannon Clint Altamero is well-known as the cold-hearted billionaire. He wants nothing but power and fame. He is the most popular and powerful businessman not just locally, but also internationally. What if the cold-hearted beast met the most jolly and adorable Catharyn? Will that be the reason in order for him to realize that wealth is nothing without love?

Nagdanas ng malalim na sakit si Athena nang malaman ang pagtataksil ng kanyang boyfriend at stepsister. Ibinigay niya ang buong pag-ibig niya sa lalaki at ang buong pag-unawa niya sa kanyang stepsister, ngunit sinaktan pa rin siya ng mga ito. Dahil doon ay lumapit siya kay Euwenn, na gusto ng kanyang stepsister na pakasalan. Si Euwenn Cervantes ay apo ng founder ng Prime Global. Matalino, guwapo, at kilala bilang matagumpay na batang negosyante. Nais ni Athena na pumasok sa isang kontrata para pakasalan si Euwenn, at buong kasiyahan naman itong tinanggap ni Euwenn. Ngunit nais ng lalaki na ang kontrata ay maging isang tunay na kasal.

Nang mamatay ang lola ni Shawntina ay naisipan niyang makipagsapalaran sa Maynila. Pumasok siya bilang isang katulong sa mayamang pamilya. Sa mga ilang buwang pananatili niya roon ay naging maganda naman ang trato sakanya. Hanggang sa isang araw ay may di inaasahang pangyayari ang hindi niya makakalimutan. Ang ipakakasal siya sa taong hindi niya kilala at sinasabing pinaka-kinakatakutan sa lahat...

Paano kung ang Supremong hinahangaan at iniibig ng lahat ay may itim na lihim na kailan man ay hindi pa nabubunyag? Tapos aksidente mo itong nalaman at natuklasan? Ito ngayon ang nangyari kay Acey Marie Fuentes. Ang babaeng nakatulaklas sa sekreto ni Damon Louis Grando, o kilala bilang “Sumpremo” sa kilalang Unibersidad. Maraming tanong ang pumapasok sa isipan ni Acey ngunit walang sagot— walang sumasagot. Marahil hindi niya alam ang gagawin niya sa araw na madamay ang buong angkan niya. Ngunit, sa alang-alang ng pag-ibig at pagmamahal ay gagawin niya ang lahat na alam niyang tama. Will Acey shout it loud? Or keep it self? Then, what's next? What's the secret? Come and join, and be part of their story titled THE SUPREME DARK SECRET, reveal the hidden truth.

Dahil sa kakulangan ng pondo para sa kanyang matrikula, pumasok si Emena bilang part-time maid sa Dankworth Residence kung saan nakilala niya ang bilyonaryong si Seniorito Aries. *** Si Emena ay isang matapang at masipag na dalaga. Lumaki siya mula sa isang mahirap na pamilya. Nagtitinda ng bibingka sa eskinita. Walang ibang layunin ang dalaga kundi maiahon ang kanyang pamilya. Sa kawalan ay pumasok siya bilang part-time maid sa Dankworth Residence kung saan makikilala niya ang isang guwapo, makisig ngunit antipatiko at topakin na si Seniorito Aries. Sa pamamasokan niya sa mansion ay kalaona'y may natuklasan si Emena na isang madilim na sikreto ng kanyang Seniorito. Kakayanin kaya niyang harapin ang kanyang among topakin at aroganteng si Seniorito Aries matapos matuklasan ang sikreto nito?

"Anyway, I'm Z. And I'm sorry for your blindfold. That's for your own good, woman..." ♡♡♡♡ Dahil sa kanyang inang nasa ICU, naipilitan si Calley na ipagbili ang kanyang sarili kahit labag sa kanyang kalooban. Sa loob ng isang gabi, nakasama at naangkin siya ng isang misteryosong lalaki na nagpakilala bilang "Z." Subalit sa halip na mapoot sa lalaking nakakuha ng kanyang pagkabirhen, namalayan na lang ni Calley na nahulog ang loob niya rito. Minahal niya ang hindi nakikitang lalaki at umasa pangakong babalikan siya nito at magpapakilala. Sa paglipas ng panahon, kahibangan mang maituturing, ngunit pinaghawakan ni Calley ang pangakong iyon ni Z. Lalo pa't ang isang gabing namagitan sa kanila nito ay nagbunga. Hanggang sa napadpad si Calley sa Coron at doon nakilala niya ang magkapatid na Zack at Zayne. Naging malapit ang dalawang lalaki sa kaniya, lalo na sa kaniyang anak, dahilan upang paghinalaan niyang isa sa mga ito si Z na ama ng kanyang anak. Isa nga kaya sa magkapatid ang lalaking matagal na niyang inaasam na makita? Ang lalaking minahal niya sa kabila ng nakapiring niyang mga mata? Or will she open her heart again for a new love?

Yvette Villareal, the highest-paid general surgeon in the U.S. was really in love with Dwayne Hunter Wylvre, one of the youngest successful business tycoons in Asia who saved her when she was nineteen but the same man who bullied her during her childhood days. *** After seeing the man who saved her from the snatcher, Yvette can't get him out of her system but later on, she'll learn that he was also her childhood enemy, Dwayne Hunter Wylvre but it was too late for her to hate him. Eight years later, their paths met again but everything isn't the same anymore. Gone is the man that she adored from afar. Dwayne was caught in a fire incident three years ago leaving him a great trauma. Upon knowing that he hates everything related to hospitals, Yvette hid her true profession as she came into the picture and tries to convince him to take therapies. Will she be able to convince him or her lies will just take her to a different level of heartache?

Maria Genessia Rodriguez - a Commoner, a simple lady who finds magic in everything that's ordinary. But what if a sweet chance encounter will bring her the most important person not just in her life but to the whole Kingdom as well. "You made things beautiful and interesting, Genessia. You made me believe in pixie dust and dancing unicorns...hell, I now believe that every story starts with once upon a time and ends in a happily ever after." -H.R.H. An alternate reality story. Meet the Royal Family of the Philippines. Witness the glitz, glamour, intrigue, and drama as they find the elusive happily ever after.

Brielle is a strong and full of dreams. She is an orphan. Since the death of her mother, she has been the mother of her siblings. But because of his father's debt, she did not expect to be the one to pay it. She married a mysterious man that she has only just met. Unbeknownst to her, he was also the owner of the coffee shop where she worked. How she can handle her situation? Is she will marry him? The cold-hearted guy?

MONTEFIERRO BOYS SERIES #1 Cyrelle Blessica Escareal, a woman with high hopes and big dream. She used her passion for music to reach her goals in life. Although she needs to work hard at a young age, it doesn't hinder her for being a strong person. She's contented doing her gigs, being a good student and a responsible daughter of her parents. But one day, her life will turn upside down when she met Xyvier Zyair Montefierro, a man with the same life goals, interests and perspective like her. The bass guitarist of the popular band in their school named The Mythicals and also one of the sons of the infamous Congressman Leviathan Asmodeus Montefierro who holds the legacy of the Montefierro Clan. But what if their goals and dreams became more important than the love that they have for each other? Will they be able to fight for their feelings? Or will they just let go?