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"Apa yang sebenarnya kamu inginkan? Apa tujuanmu?" Tanya Syafa."Menghancurkanmu!" jawab Nathan.***Syafa Sidqyah, seorang wanita muslimah yang cantik. Syafa adalah seorang sekretaris di sebuah perusahaan terkenal milik Devan Putra Pramana. Syafa yang terlihat biasa saja, ternyata punya banyak rahasia. Semua itu terungkap saat ia bertemu dengan seseorang yang terobsesi melukai hidup Syafa.Semuanya berjalan begitu cepat sehingga suatu hari dia tiba-tiba saja menikah dengan bosnya sendiri yang tidak lain adalah Devan.bagaimana pernikahan itu terjadi?

“You hired me, to babysit a MAN?” Kiara asked glaring at the Russian mafia don who shrugged. His son stood by the door, his arms crossed over his chest as the two men watched the fuming girl in front of them. “I never said ‘babysit’, I merely said ‘keep out of trouble’” the don answered her casually. “He is a man, he would be at least twenty-five…” “I’m twenty-eight, and thank you for noticing that I’m a man” Alessio said stopping her, sarcasm dripping from his voice. “Ah, see, he’s even polite” his father said raising an eyebrow at Kiara who ran her fingers through her hair as she processed the situation she was in. “You told me to take care of your son!” “I never said that he was a kid though…” ******************** It all started with a job offer, one that united two different worlds. A girl who’s father is a federal agent, and a man, who was the future Russian mafia don. Her job was simple, keep the man out of trouble. However, what she didn’t know was that this trouble included him being a killer, one who was out for revenge.

Somia accidentally spent a night with a billionaire CEO which she had any idea of who he was. So when she woke up in the morning she hope that it was him that took advantages of her because she was drank. On that faithful day, Somia had an interview but it was when she got there that she knew that the guy was the BILLIONAIRE CEO of the company and it was his personal assistant that they were recruiting for. So this is what brought them together again.

“Aku tak takut tenggelam saat berlayar demi menjalankan tugas negara. Yang kutakutkan, aku tenggelam di lautan cinta tanpamu.” _Daxon Seth Rainer_ "Aku terkesan akan keberanianmu dengan mengencani putri seorang Laksamana. Dan aku bersedia tenggelam di lautan cinta bersamamu." _Alexia Oceana D'Ryan_ "Jika ada yang berani mengencani putriku tanpa izin dariku. Bersiaplah untuk kutenggelamkan ke segitiga bermuda!" _Dereck Halbert D'Ryan_ "Aku tersanjung mendapat kepercayaan dari seorang yang kuhormati, untuk menjadi pendamping putrinya. Semoga aku mendapat tempat dihati Alexia." _Raven Seth Rainer_

Brianna Jackson is beautiful, bold, and fiercely loyal. Growing up with her mom and sister after her father left them, she dropped out of school to help support her family when her mother’s health started failing. But when a tiny mistake gets her fired from her restaurant job, she’s back at square one—except her new boss is the same man who got her fired, and he’s determined to make her pay for it. Adrian Carter, CEO of A.C. Organizations, is rich, dangerously handsome, and impossible to please. He has no patience for mistakes and is known for firing anyone who makes one—until Brianna becomes his personal assistant. Her sass and beauty make her hard to ignore, and even harder to let go. As the tension between them blurs into something more, can they keep things professional, or will they give in to the spark between them? Find out in this gripping story of romance, rivalry, and undeniable attraction.

“Sign them. Now!” He threw the papers across the bed and they fluttered in front of me, taunting me with words boldly spelled on them. Divorce. My blood had fizzled out. I refused to believe this was happening. I had never filled myself with delusions of Ezekiel ever loving me, but I had truly believed we could both tolerate our obligations to each other. Perhaps I was just blinded by love. “You're breaking this marriage because of Ellen? Because of my sister?” **** As though the death of her grandmother and a painful divorce weren’t enough torture for one day, Camille Manor stands frozen in the face of a family annulment. Letting go of her past life, she leaves for the States where she aims to start life afresh and raise her children not even the father knew about. Things change when she receives a shocking letter that changes everything. Now, after four years of staying away, Camille must return to London to face the lurking shadows of her past. But with her ex-husband back in her life, will her plans for revenge go smoothly? In the midst of exposing buried family secrets, she struggles to tame the feelings she still has for Zeke despite his betrayal while hiding his paternity over her children. Meanwhile, she takes down the Manor’s one by one in a bid to reclaim the honor that was once hers.

"Mama, aku tak mau menikah dengan Igo. I hate him!" Ciara menghentak-hentakkan kakinya memprotes perjodohan yang telah divoniskan atas dirinya dan Rodrigo. Semenjak masih SMP, mereka sudah jadi musuh bebuyutan seperti Tom and Jery. Rodrigo alias Igo, sama halnya dengan Cia. Pemuda itu mengamuk karena tahu orang tuanya menjodohkan dia dengan gadis pecicilan yang selalu menentangnya di sekolah. "Ma, yang bener aja? Tuh cewek nggak tipeku banget, bisa-bisa Igo masuk RSJ kalo dia jadi biniku!" Lantas bagaimana jika mereka HARUS SEKAMAR DAN SERANJANG untuk selamanya? Ditambah lagi Igo dan Cia berusaha merahasiakan status mereka yang notabene laki-bini dari teman secircle pergaulan mereka demi menjaga muka masing-masing. Akankah yang benci itu tidak berubah menjadi bucin? Yuk baca kisah cinta muda-mudi masa kini ini hanya di karya terbaru Agneslovely2014, Sleep With My Enemy. Happy reading!

He needed sex, I was there. He needed a shoulder to cry on, I was there. He needed someone to yell at, I was available. But when I needed him the most, he neglected me. He left me to die and rot in prison. Despite the fact that Tyler Bresfort was a beast, Despite the fact that he left Aurbrey Chandler to rot and die in prison, without a care in the world. Aubrey still finds herself aching to meet his needs, Aubrey should hate him, but she just couldn't. She was involved with a Demon and no matter how hard she tries to hate him, she still finds herself, waking up in bed, sleeping next to her Demon, sleeping next to Tyler Bresfort.

Astrid and Croft were highschool sweethearts. Sandalan nila ang isa't-isa kaya nang mawala ang mga magulang ni Croft, hindi hinayaan ni Astrid na hindi matapos ni Croft ang pag-aaral nito. She did everything to support him, holding on to his promise that he will marry her pagkauwi nito galing sa unang paglalayag. Pero sa araw ng pagdaong ng Lumiriana, walang Croft na dumating at walang kasalang naganap. Seven years later, Astrid is now one of the famous actresses in the country. Sa bago nitong pelikula, karamihan ng eksena ay kukunan sa isang cruise ship. Wala siyang problema sa dagat. Ang problema, ang kapitan ng barkong sasakyan nila! The ship will sail, the cameras will roll. Pero ang puso niya, makadaong kayang ligtas mula kay Croft?

Meet the Heroine  Akshara Blanca Tanarya tidak pernah menyangka jika hubungannya dengan Dionisius Patradika yang sudah dijalin lebih dari satu dasawarsa harus berakhir begitu saja karena alasan perbedaan keyakinan. Di tengah rasa sedih dan kekecewaannya, hanya sang sahabat Adam Raharja yang selalu ada menemani Akshara dan selalu siap meminjamkan bahunya untuk tempat bersandar.  Meet the Hero Adam Raharja tidak pernah menyangka jika ia harus menjalani blind date dengan beberapa anak teman Mamanya hanya karena sang Mama takut dirinya akan membujang seumur hidupnya. Untuk membuat sang Mama jera menjodohkannya dengan beberapa wanita, Adam selalu meminta Akshara membantunya. Hingga akhirnya tercetuslah sebuah ide gila yang bisa menguntungkan mereka berdua.  *** Bagaimana Adam dan Akshara akan menjalani kehidupan mereka, apakah mereka akan menyadari perasaan satu sama lain ketika momment mereka sering bersama banyak tercipta. Karena bagi Adam, Akshara bukanlah tipe wanita idamannya untuk di jadikan pendamping hidup, sedangkan bagi Akshara, Adam adalah seorang wanita yang terjebak dalam tubuh seorang pria.  ***