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After masking herself with the good, prim, and proper facade, the daughter of the Vela Solana Family, Willow Andromeda Salavieja, uses her pen to reveal her emotions, the only way to express her thoughts and feelings. No one knows that she writes. When she faces an existential crisis, she finds herself on the outskirts of town, where she wanders and wonders about how life is happy and simple there- or so she thought. On the day she crosses the path with Atlas Hussein Elizondo, the truth finally unveils; everything was just a hoax. She found out the poor life of the minority and how it hinders children from reaching their dreams. The moment she opened her lips, words spread and traveled. But then, she can't help but ask and doubt herself if she made the right decision.

"Then, be my bed warmer.." He said. And because of Love she is willing to risk everything she has. Including her heart. Rowy still agreed to be Dylan's substitute for Alexa- her friend and Dylan's First love. Even though she knew it was wrong, and it would destroy her heart along the way. And now, Alexa came back, and she let Dylan free. She left, and hoard a FACT that it could be a source of resentment in the future. But maybe she will just cross the bridge when she reaches there, for now she wants to get away from the pain, and forget the bitterness that the world has thrown at her.

       Adalina Alvarez - she's a filipino-spanish model from Spain. Adalina is a self-centered brat, she thinks highly of herself and can easily get everything she wants with just a flick of her fingers. Until her parents sent her to the Philippines for some reason.        In an instant, Adalina's life changed. Napilitan siyang mamasukan bilang personal maid ng isang kilalang business tycoon. Huli na nang malaman niyang si Liam Decker ang lalaking pagsisilbihan niya. Kilala ni Adalina ang lalaki, alam niyang sasamantalahin nito ang sitwasyon niya upang gantihan siya sa kasalanang ginawa niya noon dito.        And now, Adalina has to live with and tolerate Liam's grumpy version. But she suddenly finds herself slowly falling in love with him...        But a fact pulls Adalina back to the reality that she and Liam are not meant for each other, dahil mayroon ng nagmamay-ari sa puso ng binata at hindi siya ang babaeng 'yon.

Cenn is a beautiful, orphaned, and independent woman who works hard to support herself, but unexpectedly, she finds herself trapped in the world of vampires, and there she meets the high-ranking and clever vampire, Prince Lucas. Is Prince Lucas a threat or a friend? A mortal in the world of i

Halos hindi makakurap si Cash dahil ang inosente niyang mata ay nakasaksi ng isang makasalanang ginagawa ng dalawa. ''heyyy!! who are you ?"galit na tanong ng lalaki sa kanya habang nagaayos ng zeeper. ''heyyy again?" pumitik na ito sa harap ng mukha niya at doon lamang bumalik ang kaluluwa na parang humiwalay dahil sa nakita niyang ginagawa ng dalawa kanina. ''sino ba yan ?" galit na saad ng babaeng kaniig ng lalaki kanina .Abala ito sa pag aayos ng mukha mula sa harap ng isang malaking salamin. ''tapusin muna yan at umalis kana !!! '' utos nito sa babae . Napapalunok nalang siya dahil sa seryosong mukha at pananalita ng lalaki dahil parang nabitin at kasalanan niya dahil namali siya ng bukas sa isang cubicle ng banyo . ''at ikaw bakit hindi ka man lang kumatok basta basta ka nalang papasok '' galit nitong salita habang duro duro siya sa mukha . ''aba kasalanan ko pa kayo itong hindi naglolock ng pintuan haler!!!!'' pag aangal niyang sagot.Ang ayaw niya sa lahat dinuduro ang mukha niyang maganda. ''stay away here now !! '' natakot siya bigla dahil sa galit nitong boses dahil sa takot ay nagmadaling lumabas sya ng banyo dala ang takot at pagkabigla sa lahat ng kanyang nasaksihan ngayong araw at idagdag pa niya masungit na lalaki . Hindi na berhen ang kanyang mata dahil sa nasaksihan sa dalawa ni man lang manood ng isang malaswang video hindi niya magawa . Inis naman na binalibag ni Theo ang pintuan ng banyo at lumabas .Hindi niya matanggap na may makakita sa kagaguhan niya . Hindi niya gustong lokohin ang asawa nito pero nangangailangan lang siya bilang lalaki kaya nagagawa niyang maglihim at tumikim ng ibang babae . Yan ang tunghayan natin sa kwento nila Evan Theo Fortillen at Cashandra Torero .. (Warning rated SPG) 18+ only .

Demie Argento has been living alone in Italy since her parents died when she was 18. Until then, she worked hard for herself everyday, not noticing that she’s been out of her league. A 24 year old woman, who had just graduated. Living alone on their house, without gimmicks and fun. She then admitted to herself that she needs to spice things up, if she doesn't want to grow old, a virgin. And she will do that on her birthday, and that is on the day of Christmas. Right timing, their family friend invited her to spend the Christmas with them, so Demie's plan was immediately formed. She will surrender her virginity to Alastair, her childhood sweetheart. However , things went wrong. Because on that night, she surrendered herself to Alastair’s older brother, Alessandro. Will a mistake spice Demie’s life completely? Would they try to make it right? Or will it be just a forever hot mistake in Christmas?

"Don't let curiosity will lead you to death." She's Eleastien Hemlock, nineteen years of age. A second-year college student at Reykville University. She's living with her mother with a simple life. Not until she met this intimidating, arrogant, sophisticated, white-hair woman. Aareah. She asks Eleastein to pretend like her. To cut the story short, Eleastein will be living in the vampire world where vampires really exist. She thought it will be simple so she agrees but everything changes when fate is twisted. It was like she wants to live there and never come back. Lahat ng nakilala niya doon ay napamahal na sa kanya. Sa pagbabalik ni Aareah akala niya doon na matatapos. Hindi pa pala. Dahil sa lugar na iyon na hindi niya inakala na totoo, doon pala niya malalaman ang buo niyang pagkatao.

Since the moment Capt. Lazaro laid eyes on Dr. Carly, he has been telling himself that she will be his. He wasted no time in courting the doctor, and they were married soon after. Nothing can compare to his feelings for Dr. Carly. However, tragedy struck when the plane he was on exploded, leaving his beloved alone. Unbeknownst to everyone, an organization wishes to silence Capt. Lazaro and will go to any length, including burying him in the pit, to do so. But, as even Dr. Carly is unaware, Capt. Lazaro is alive and well. He will emerge from the pit to reveal the organization's secret and save his beloved.

As an avid fan of the well - known Filipino singer-songwriter, actor, and model Michael Hugh Perez, Hera Ashley couldn't resists his charm the first time she met him in person. To what extent will she express her love and adoration? What if she's just confused admiration with love? When the table turned, it was only then she realized her true love for her friend Zanjoe.. her blanket, her umbrella and savior. Before she knew it, he was already gone. Is it too late then?

Dumadating sa punto masakit ang pakawalan ang taong mahal na mahal mo. Subalit mas pipiliin mo ang magpaubaya kung alam mong napapagod ka na at wala na kapag-asa na magbabago ang lahat sa inyong dalawa. Mahal mo na siya ngunit malinaw sayo na may mahal siyang iba. Ganun si Vernice sa pag-ibig na nararamdaman niya sa kanyang asawa. Ngunit mas gugustuhin niya ang palayain ang sarili kesa ang tuluyang saktan ang sarili na makita na may ibang kasama ang kanyang asawang si Raffy. May pag-asa ba pang magkaroon ng isang panibagong yugto ang pagsasama nila na pinangarap lang nuon ni Vernice?