horny the clown

Almira Schalante moved in the Philippines from New York to study in college: In Eislerville University, in return of accepting the arranged marriage that her Mom wants.Almira thought that studying Eislerville Academy would be that easy and simple. Papasok s'ya at maghahanap ng pagkakataon na makita ang Daddy niya na s'yan Dean ng school. Pero hindi niya inaasahan na iikot pala ang college life niya sa isang tao. Si Evan Fernandez- ang gwapong playboy at ubod ng yabang na lalaki.

Lumahok si Margaux Anson sa laro sa pamamagitan ng pag-aplay para sa posisyon ng prestihiyosong sekretarya sa DH Group of Companies bilang resulta ng kanyang planong ipaghiganti ang sarili. Si Declan Heisenberg ang kanyang hinahangad na biktima. Ang Business Beast, kilala rin bilang ang puki destroyer at hymen breaker, ang lalaking kinamumuhian ng dalagang si Margaux matapos nitong tanggihan ang grand wedding proposal niya noong college days nila. Walang lalaking makakatanggi sa kagandahang taglay niya at isa rin iyon sa dahilan kung bakit buong buo ang galit niya sa kabila ng pagkaalam kalaunan, na ang lalaking kinamumuhian niya noon pa, ay nakakaramdam na pala nang matinding pagkahumaling sa kanya matagal na.

Hindi akalain ni Victoria na isang patibong pala ang lahat upang makatakas ang kapatid sa isang responsibilidad na hindi nito kayang panindigan. Nasira ang buhay ni Victoria sa kagagawan ng isang estranghero dahil na rin kay Victorina. Nawala ang lahat sa kanya at nagbunga pa ang isang gabing pagniniig nila. Tiniis ni Victoria ang lahat para sa mga anak. Pagkalipas ng limang taon, lihim siyang umuwi sa Pilipinas kasabay ang bantang pagbabayarin ang lahat ng taong may kagagawan ng kanyang pagdurusa. Samantalang mahigpit ang pangangailangan ni Xander ng bagong sekretarya, isang istriktong CEO ng Mondragon Textile Company. Malamig ang pakikitungo nito sa kahit kanino maliban kay Victoria na bagong salta. Sa unang pagkikita nila ay may kung anong tibok ang naramdaman niya dito. Hanggang magkaroon ng car accident si Victoria. Doon niya nakita ang batang lalaki na kamukhang – kamukha niya. Pagkagising ni Victoria mula sa comatose estate ay pinapirma siya ng CEO sa isang marriage contract. Sa kabila ng pagkabigla ay pumayag ito ngunit mas matindi pa sa bomba ang kanyang nalaman. Siya ang ama ng kanyang kambal. Gustuhin man niyang tumakas sa poder ng CEO ay hindi niya magawa dahil sa laki ng utang na loob nito. Mananatili bang utang na loob ang lahat o susubukan niyang mahalin si Xander kabila ng kanyang paghihiganti? Palalayain ba ni Xander si Victoria at bubuuin ang kanilang pamilya?

Aiming to be successful and reach her dreams, Hydra Katelyn Mercado is doing everything she can to save money to go to college. Naka plano na lahat ng mangyayari sa buhay niya. Magtatapos siya ng pag-aaral at ipagpapatuloy ang pangarap niya na maging isang magaling na arkitekto. It was all fine until she had a one night stand with one of the most known bachelor of the decade. Matutupad pa ba ang pangarap niya kung mabuntis siya ng isang lalaking takot na takot sa responsibilidad bilang isang ama. Will she be the reason on why Anthony Jimuen Villacorta's entitled as the Fallen Bachelor?

“For better or worst, for richer or for poor, in sickness and in health, till death do us part.” How long would you hold to the vow you promised to each other in front of God when you’re the only one’s fulfilling it in the first place? Because of an accidental pregnancy, Ann and Clayton found themselves in a messy situation. Wala mang nararamdaman si Clayton para kay Ann, dahil sa pamimilit ng ina ng lalaki, nangyari ang isang kasal na pareho nilang hindi ginusto. Paulit-ulit mang sabihin ni Ann na hindi niya rin gusto ang kasal, Clayton thinks otherwise. He felt that she really got herself knocked up to trapped him with her. Hurtful words, alienation and cold treatments were the response Ann got from her husband. But for their son’s sake, she stayed with him, wishing that someday, Clayton could learn to love them. She could tolerate everything just to have a complete family for her son. But one day, Ann found herself running away from him and she didn’t have the choice but to break the vow she never thought she would do in order to heal her soul that Clayton shattered... because in the first place, Clayton’s heart is not for her. And when Ann decided to leave, that's when Clayton had a change of heart. Can they have the shot of second chance or it will remain as a broken vow?

After North Myers was betrayed by her sc*mbag of a fiance, in a fit of rage, she decided to seduce her ex’s uncle!She used every seduction tactic in the book and finally got married to his uncle. Then, North realized something. She seduced the wrong person!Her husband was not her ex, Eiger South’s uncle. He was the richest man and owner of Howard Enterprises, the man who was so powerful his name alone caused people to tremble in fear!North began wondering whether she could still run away. Gerald Howard was a man of power and status. No woman had ever managed to catch his eye, until the woman from all those years ago came back. As Gerald watched North try to run away, he just chuckled in amusement and grabbed her by the waist. “You can’t run away after making me fall for you, my dear.”

Si Raheel Del Fuego, ang tagapagmana ng Del Fuego Industries, ay handang magsimula ng bagong buhay kasama ang kaniyang bride—ngunit biglang nawala ito. Habang abala sa paghahanap, isang babaeng hindi inaasahan ang magpapabago sa kaniyang kapalaran. Si Anabelle Enriquez, isang simpleng cashier, ay nagsusumikap para sa buhay ng kaniyang may sakit na ina. Nang iligtas niya ang Lolo ni Raheel mula sa mga armadong kalaban, hindi niya alam na ang kaniyang kabutihan ay magbubukas ng pintuan sa isang kasunduan na magbabago ng lahat. Upang makapagbayad ng utang-loob, inalok siya ng matanda ng kasal kay Raheel, isang hakbang na makaliligtas sa buhay ng kaniyang ina. Pumayag si Anabelle, ngunit hindi niya inaasahan ang bagong mundong puno ng yaman, lihim, at mga pagsubok. At nang magbalik ang dating fiancé ng kaniyang asawa, muling magbabalik ang mga sugat ng nakaraan. Pagtitiwalaan ba ni Anabelle ang kasal na puno ng sakripisyo, o maghahanap siya ng kaligayahan sa labas ng kasunduan? Book 1: Completed Book 2: Completed Book 3: Completed

Xyrine Marie Caballero thought it was the end of her life, not until she meet her new lawyer—Iñigo Kang Alcantara, he's a typical, arrogant, handsome, but smart and wise lawyer. The murderer accused Xyrine Marie Caballero of killing her step-father. Since Xyrine Marie defended herself because her step-father tried to rape her, the only self-defense would have, ended up killing her step-dad. Her mother was unable to defend her because she loved her partner more than her daughter—Xyrine Marie. Xyrine Marie's life will change when she meets her new lawyer—Attorney Iñigo Kang Alcantara. Attorney Iñigo Alcantara promised that he will help Xyrine Marie's case be acquitted if she also cooperates with him. Xyrine Marie also promised that she will owe Iñigo for the rest of her life if her case against her step-father's family and her mother. The case against the daughter and his step-father became trend when the fake evidence came out. Due to the injustice of the law, Iñigo himself used his connection with his father who won their case. Since Xyrine Marie didn't graduate from high school, she agreed to serve the Alcantara's family, but Attorney Iñigo Alcantara didn't agree to the girl's wishes. Instead of serving his family, Attorney Iñigo hired Xyrine Marie as his personal assistant. And the agreement, she'll work with his lawyer for five years, and follow everything that he asked of him even his personal needs.

Ryker Chua Mondragon, the owner of the largest business in the country, tinitingala at hinahangaan ng maraming kababaihan. He was every woman's dream. But behind his sweet smile and kind nature, he was a beast, a devil in disguise that you wouldn't want to see. Can Kelly Venus endure the pain of being the man's obsession? May chance pa ba siyang makatakas sa kamay ng binata? What if everyone around her will be in danger if she tried to run away? Pipiliin ba niyang manatili o magtatago na lang at hindi na magpapakita sa kaniya?

Simula't-sapul, inlove na si Graziana Iglesias sa boss na si Thunder Santillan. Ang CEO ng Santillan Group of Companies. Dahil sa pagkamatay ng asawa nito, ibinuro nito ang sarili sa isang lugar sa bicol. Namuhay ito ng normal. At siya, na sekretarya nito, sa kan'ya iniatang nito ang responsibilidad nito bilang CEO. Lahat kinaya niya mapansin lang ng boss.Lahat ginagawa niya ma-appreciate lang siya ng boss. Ang buong akala ni Graziana, tutugunin na nito ang matagal na niyang pinapangarap na pagmamahal mula sa boss. Hindi pa pala. Umibig na naman ang boss niya sa isang babaeng estrangherang, na sadyang pinapalitan nito ang mukha, at isinunod sa dating asawa nito. Isang araw, nagising na lang siyang pagod na. Pagod na sa kakahintay sa boss. Nag-resign siya sa kompanya nito. Dalawang araw bago ang flight niya papuntang US, hindi niya inaasahang ipapatawag siya ni Thunder. Dinamayan na naman niya ito sa problema nito sa babae. Nagpakalasing sila, hanggang sa dumating sa puntong isinuko niya ang pagkababae dito at hindi niya akalaing magbubunga iyon... Ano nga ba ang gagawin ni Thunder kapag nalaman nitong nagbunga ang isang maiinit na gabi nila ng sekretarya?