The Past Is in the Past
I'm rejected after asking for my boyfriend's hand in marriage for the 99th time. To my devastation, he turns and proposes to my best friend.
I storm over to his office to demand an answer, but I hear them making out. My boyfriend says, "Don't worry. She offered herself to me in bed several times, but I've never touched her."
I head home and trash the place. When I run out of strength, I make a call. "I'll marry you, Spencer."
Since the man I chose doesn't love me, I'll now go for someone who does.