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Tungkol sa isang taong pinadala sa ibang mundo bilang dwende na si Karma at habang namumuhay ng tahimik sa mundong iyon ay makakatagpo nya ang succubus demonlord na nag ngangalang Freya na mag uutos sa tila imposibleng bagay kay Karma na tulungan syang tapusin ang misyon nya sa mundo. Pinapili nya ang dwende na si Karma sa dalawang bagay, ito ay ang umakyat sa sky tower of doom upang patayin sya o manatili sa tore at mahalin ito habang buhay at habang ginagawa ang utos nito ay makikilala naman ni Karma ang bayani ng mundo na si Mirai kung saan desperado syang hinahanap at papatayin dahil sa kinakailangan nito makuha ang Itim na cristal sa katawan ni Karma kaya hihilingin nito sa sa binata ang kamatayan nito para sa kapakanan ng sangkatauhan at misyon ng bayani sa planetang iyon gayumpaman dahil hindi pumayag ang binatang si Karma sa pabor ay muli itong nagbigay ng pagpipilian na titigilan sya na atakehin kapalit ng pagsama ni Karma sa kanya upang mamuhay ng payapa sa syudad ng mga tao. Ang pagkaipit nya sa dalawang pabor at misyon na itinakda ng Dyosa sa demonlord at bayani ay ang nag dala sa kanya sa magulo,nakakapraning at walang katapusang pakikipagsapalaran na magpapabago sa tahimik at payapa nyang pamumuhay.

Ini adalah kisah keluarga Clark. Keluarga yang ideal di mata orang-orang di luar sana, tapi sesungguhnya begitu hancur didalamnya. Bahkan bagi seorang Edward Clark, hidup di rumah itu bagaikan hidup di sebuah neraka. Edward begitu muak tinggal di keluarga ini! Tapi ia tidak bisa berbohong, Ia pernah sangat mencintai keluarga ini. Ia masih berharap suatu hari Ia bisa melihat keluarga ini kembali menjadi keluarga yang harmonis. Hingga satu hari kesempatan itu datang. Kesempatan yang diberikan Tuhan padanya, 49 Hari. Sebuah kesempatan untuk kembali ke dunia untuk memperbaiki semuanya. Tiba di sebuah masa yang penuh kehancuran dan menyakitkan. Sekalipun berat, Ia harus berusaha memperbaiki semuanya, sebelum Ia benar-benar meninggalkan semuanya. Sebelum Ia terlambat.

"She's fierce, violent, and smart. That's why no one should ever underestimate her capabilities." Angela has been running away from the ghost in her past. But who would have expected that they will meet at different time with different goals in mind? Will she be able to finish her goal? Or she will be a failure just like what her parents said?

Alice is a wounded youth, haunted by heartaches from her past, not looking forward to the future, a gaping hole in her heart. Then one night she met him, her world tilted upside down and suddenly, she felt alive. Shaken up by unfamiliar emotions, burning through her. Daniel is too perfect, surely no human like him could exist? What is he truly hiding behind his beautiful smile and golden eyes that seemed to know her better than herself? Exactly who is he and why he's so devoted to her?

Joanne's mother always wants her daughter mingle with rich people especially guys. Joanne fell in love with Ross a low life guy whose ambition is to be a managing director of a company. The pair later fell in love, their reactions is mixed concerned as Joanne is the daughter of a billionaire and her parents might not accept him.

Hindi mo iisipin na ang taong minsan mo lang nakita ay ang taong nakakuha ng atensyon at nararamdaman mo.  Tanya Isadora Monteverde ay isang hacienderang dalaga na tumakas sa Mansyon at mas gustong manirahan mag-isa sa Maynila para mamuhay ng malayo sa diktador na kanyang mga magulang. Pagpasok niya sa Kolehiyo, kung saan makikilala niya si Andrea na magiging matalik niyang kaibigan at titira sa sila sa isang apartment.  Isang babae na laging malas pagdating sa pag-ibig. Paano kung isang araw ay aksidenteng matagpuan mo ang iyong prince charming. Ano ang gagawin mo para lang makuha ang atensyon niya? Lalo na maypaka babaero at pusong bato ang binata at ano ang gagawin mo lalo na ang amo ay may ugali na parang tigre na parang galit lagi sa mundo?  Sa paglipas nang panahon paano kung masusumpungan mo na lang ang iyong sarili na pagod na,  kaya mo pa bang sumugal muli sa ngalan ng wagas na pag-ibig?

Kau takkan pernah tau kemana waktu membawamu. Kau takkan pernah mengerti mengapa kita dipertemukan.Kau takkan mengerti kenapa harus ada perpisahan. Tapi menurutku perlu adanya kehilangan agar kita tahu seberapa berartinya sesuatu yang hilang untuk hatimu.Agar kau tahu bahwa yang sakit masih bisa diobati namun yang luka tetap membekas apalagi yang patah sudah pasti takkan sama lagi.

What if you woke up to discover that you had made love with someone you didn't know? Solenn Alistair Saavedra, a beautiful model and famous actress, was involved in a scandal in which she was seen entering a motel with an unknown guy, which may have had an impact on and led to the demise of her acting career, which she had built for nearly half of her life. Marriage to the guy she had a one-night stand with is the only way she can save her career... but destiny seems to be playing tricks on her because the guy she slept with happens to be the C.E.O of the famous company in their city, Chase Azekiel Cullen, who happens to be a virulent type of person, handsome but cold-hearted and a non-believer in love.

He tilted his head. His olive eyes drank in her features. The way her eyes fluttered, her lips parted slightly in shock at his sudden change in demeanor. "I want you," He rasped, voice rough.  "Huh?" She blinked. Her eyes snapped up to meet his gaze. She was taking too much time to consume what was happening. He gripped her jaw, his fingertips digging into her cheeks firmly as he jerked her face up, her lips puckered out due to his hold. "I want you," He husked and it was like her heart ceased to beat just for a second before it began to wildly thunder in her chest. "Oh," was all she was able to say. Her plump lips formed a small 'O' and with a low growl, his lips came crashing down on hers. **** Broken Alpha Innocent girl Slow burn Love Warning: Violence. Abuse. Broken Alpha Innocent girl Slow burn Love Warning: Violence. Abuse.

Warning: Mature Content Ahead. Can’t decide what trope you want to read next? Well, look no further because Fractured has it all. If you're ready to dive into a world where passion meets peril, where dominance intertwines with desire, and where one fierce female leads the charge, then this book is for you. On her first day at university, Josie’s life takes a dramatic turn. Expecting nothing more than the typical college experience, she instead finds herself thrust into a realm of supernatural intrigue. Her guide into this new world is none other than her enigmatic and irresistibly attractive headmaster. As Josie navigates her new reality, she encounters five breathtakingly hot males, each with their own secrets and powers. These men are not just eye candy; they play pivotal roles in a dangerous game of power and attraction. Josie must learn to harness her strength, confront hidden enemies, and balance the intense chemistry with the dominant males who surround her. Her journey is one of self-discovery, resilience, and undeniable passion. This book is a thrilling blend of romance, suspense, and supernatural elements, perfect for readers who crave a story that's as hot as it is heart-pounding. Prepare for mature themes and explicit scenes that will leave you breathless. Join Josie as she embarks on an adventure that will challenge her, change her, and ignite a flame within her that burns brighter than she ever imagined. This story contains explicit group scenes including some bxb.