Protect and Serve
"You died four days ago. You were buried yesterday. That's fast healing, even for us," Clara explained.
"Us?"
Clara smiled. "You have risen from the dead and have healed all your wounds. You have no pulse. You do not breathe, and we've been giving you blood so that you can survive. And the last thing you can remember is a tingling in your neck before you died." She clasped her hands together. "I've read your personnel file, Shamira. I know you're not stupid, even if your former bosses thought you were. You can figure this --"
"Vampire? You're kidding, right? You have to --"
"Wanna go ahead and say 'But there's no such thing as vampires' so we can get that out of the way?"
"There's no such thing as vampires!"