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Shenna Rein Reyes, a simple girl with simple dreams, was given an important mission. She entered Farthon University not just to study but also to make Ice Prince Farthon smile... but the cold prince falling in love with her is another story.

"I could've told you about the child when we were still married, but I'd rather see you fall on your knees like how I used to beg for the love I deserve." "You lied to everyone, even to your son, all because you wanted revenge? Tell me, who's the ruthless person here, Katalina." -- Cadmus is a respected man, one that holds the world in his hand. To her, he was the best and the best is what Katalina deserves. But when she got heartbroken by the man she adores the most, all hell breaks loose for she was more than a wife left to be discarded. By using Percival, someone who can stand equal to Cadmus. She plans to make the ruthless billionaire regret the pain he caused her.

Zara Lowry once gave her heart to Yosef Webb, her boss and savior, risking everything in a whirlwind of passion. To him, however, she was nothing more than a reliable cog in his corporate machine.She was done with that, though.Yosef could not stand Zara's cool-headedness, her logic, her self-sufficiency. Yet, he eventually found the warmth and adoration he longed for in her eyes.Her eyes, however, were looking elsewhere. ***[In this story, neither the hero nor the heroine is perfect. This is not your typical tale of a successful female lead. Yosef is a jerk, but is later changed to become a man who would do anything for love. This is a tale of a tsundere man, and it takes many chapters for the two of them to reconcile.

She closed her eyes feeling satisfied with her message. But she opened her eyes as realization hit her. "Oh, God! I am such an idiot! How could I send him such a blunt message? He will think I am a creep! My love story ended before it started!" She started whining like a kid and kicked her legs in the air feeling angry at herself. Her message was sent to him already and now she can't even delete it. "Please make me pregnant hubby!" ***** Emma Miller, Bold but becomes shy when she sees him! Dangerous but becomes nervous when she is around him! Crazy but becomes crazier when she falls in love with him!

Richard Wallace and Jennifer Giamatti are always at war of words at each other eversince Jennifer's cousin Benjamin (Ben)brought Richard to live with them. It's annoyed and shocked Jennifer that Richard doesn't like her. Not a day will pass without these two bickering and hurling insults at him every chance she gets and vice versa. One day, Jennifer came up with a deal to Richard. Make the other fall in love and walk away with everything and a broken heart. Who will succeed? Can Richard break her heart and win? or do they both fall in love? Read to find out. Make me fall in love

Callisandria aims a good life in her future. She do everything she can to reach her goals for herself and for her family but it was ruined when she let herself fall in love to her childhood friend. She gave to him her trust, gave herself into him without hesitation and that's biggest mistake that she had done in her life. She thought he love her but it turns out she's just his past time. He already engage to someone and that guy really invited her in his wedding. What a jerk! Actually, it's so easy for her to forget him, after what he had done? But how can she do that if he leave something that she can resist? And worst, she and that guy need to met again after few years. What a life!

Pamilya o Pag-ibig? Mamahalin mo ba ang isang taong gusto mo kung pagmamay-ari na pala siya ng iba at ikaw ay nakatali na rin? Susuungin mo ba lahat ng nakabalakid na pagsubok para sa isang pag-iibigang hindi tama? Arkesha Keyshey Larqueza, a simple and hardworking mother. Mahal na mahal niya ang kanyang anak na si Noah na bunga man ng maagang pagbubuntis ay hindi niya iyon pinagsisihan. Magugulo ang kanyang munting mundo nang makapasok siya sa kompanyang pagmamay-ari ng dating ex-girlfriend ng kanyang kinakasama, at di sinasadyang malaman ang pagkataong bumabalot dito. Patricia Leigh Rollsferd Faioli, a strict and serious but down-to-earth kind of president. Sobrang strikto sa pagpapatakbo ng Faioli Empire lalo na sa kompanyang Faulkerson Motors Corporation. Dala ng mapaglarong tadhana, hindi sinasadyang makikilala niya ang babaeng noon ay umagaw sa taong mahal niya. Lyle Sebastian, a once gentleman before but a short-temper man now. Siya ang ama ni Noah, iyan lang ang tanging dahilan kung bakit sila nagsasama ni Arkesha. Mahal pa niya ang dating kasintahan na si Leigh ngunit ano kayang gagawin niya sa oras na malaman niya ang munting sikreto ng kanyang kinakasama at ng kanyang minamahal?

Audrey, a 35 year old programmer, suddenly woke up in an unknown place and in the body of a neglected 16 year old young lady of the ducal house of Garrick. With no rights to inherit the ducal title, a father trying to get rid of her, and a cheating fiancé she must devise a plan to find a decent man to marry and inherit the ducal title in order to survive in this new world.

#R18 "Don't keep mute, Amoretto. Let me hear you scream!" "Oh, fuck me more daddy!" I cried, his cock was doing more than expected to me but I never wanted him to stop. **** Amelia's life spiraled into misery when she got caught in the webs of slavery by the ruthless mafia Don, Alessandro DeMarco. As a punishment for trying to infiltrate his mafia organisation, he made her his slave and she was bound to work for him forever. Amelia struggled with the pain of betrayal and mistrust. Her boyfriend, who claimed to love her led her into the webs of destruction and even betrayed her when he ought to stand in for her. Amelia accepted her fate and agreed to work for the Don but as she continued to work for him as a loyal servant, she remained his assets; one bound forever to the Deadly mafia Don. What happens when love trips in? Will Alessandro be able to control his feelings for her? Will Amelia suppress the urge to keep spreading her legs for the Mafia Don as he always made her wet!

"นอนกับฉัน..แล้วทุกอย่างจะจบ" "ไม่มีวัน!" "งั้นก็เตรียมตัวดูคลิปน้องสาวเธอ...อมคXXฉันใน PORNHUB คืนนี้ได้เลย" ….. … . " ดะ..เดี๋ยว.." "หึ หึ..ถอดเสื้อผ้าออกให้หมด ... ถ้าเธออยากจะคุยกับฉัน!” MAKE A MISTAKE พลั้งพลาดรัก ( เพอร์ซุส ) 🚩 RED FLAG ( พระเอกธงแดง) ⚠️ Trigger warning  📌 TOXIC RELATIONSHIP , BDSM , RAPE 📌 มีการข่มขู่ คุกคาม บังคับ และ Sexual harassment 📌 พระเอกนอนกับผู้หญิงอื่น (ไม่ได้มีแค่นางเอกคนเดียว) 📌เนื้อหาเรื่องทางเพศเยอะ และใช้ถ้อยคำหยาบคาย 📌 อายุต่ำกว่า 18+ ปี ห้ามอ่านเด็ดขาด ⚠️ ใครไม่ชอบนิยายแนวนี้ ตะเกียงมีนิยายหลากหลายค่ะ เลือกอ่านแนวที่ตรงจริตดีกว่านะคะ หลังจากอ่านคำเตือนและตัวอย่างแล้วคิดว่าไม่ใช่แนวที่ท่านชอบ..ไว้ค่อยเจอกันใหม่เรื่องหน้า ๆ ก็ได้นะคะ 🛥️ สำหรับท่านที่พร้อมรับแรงกระแทก เชิญลงเรือได้เลยค่ะ…