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Upon living for 5000 years, he had witnessed the great battle between Alexander and Moros, Asclepius sampling all herbs, and Cassander harnessing nature to prevent floods. He had witnessed the rise and fall of numerous grand empires. Through the ages past, he persisted—just like a traveler, outside looking in.Once again returned to the present, he remained the discriminated son-in-law.The mother-in-law and sister-in-law despised him, while the stunning wife only gave him the cold shoulder. With his return, his destiny will never be the same as before.Possessing 5000 years of heritage, he was the man with unparalleled knowledge, perfect mastery of all arts, and unsurpassable by another human by any standards.

Annelise never expected to be forced into a marriage with a man like him. He was feared, wealthy, and had a reputation that made even the bravest cower. But her father's struggling business and her sick mother in the hospital left her with no choice but to marry Ethan Harrington - even if it meant sacrificing her own happiness. Little did she know, waking up in bed with her husband's stepbrother, Ken would come back to haunt her Now that she's found out she's pregnant with a baby, she decides to keep it a secret and elope after four months. As secrets begin to dissolve itself within the family and tension rises between the couples, What would happen if her husband discovered the truth about her secret pregnancy? When confronted with the revelation of her mother's illness, which threatens to shatter the very core of their relationship, will she opt for vengeance or embrace love?

Morgan menyeka keringatnya. Tenggorokannya seperti tercungkil. "Akhirnya tugas ku memuaskan tante itu selesai juga. Aku sudah tidak tahan mencium aroma tubuh tante tua itu" Morgan adalah pria muda tampan yang lahir dari kalangan orang kaya. Dia memilih jalan menjadi seorang psk pria agar mendapatkan biaya pengobatan bagi putri kecilnya. Morgan harus hilang dari daftar keluarganya karena telah memilih Katherin sebagai istrinya, dimana kedua orang tua Morgan tidak merestui pernikahan mereka. Katherin akhirnya meninggal dunia setelah melahirkan Michele yang setelah lahir dokter memprediksi bayi Morgan menderita penyakit kronis yang dibawa dari ibunya. Morgan harus menyediakan uang yang tidak sedikit untuk biaya pengobatan Michele putrinya. Gaji Morgan yang hanya sebagai clening service di sebuah hotel Tidak mencukupi. Sampai akhirnya Morgan bertemu dengan tante Monik yang menawarkan dirinya pekerjaan dan ternyata pekerjaannya itu menjadi seorang psk pria. Morgan akhirnya menerima pekerjaan itu dengan mengesampingkan harga dirinya. semua itu demi kesembuhan putri tercintanya. Morgan rela melayani para wanita-wanita berduit bahkan Morgan sampai melayani dosen dan teman sosialita ibu kandungnya. Morgan bahkan menerima perlakuan buruk dari salah satu customernya. Sampai suatu hari Morgan bertemu Sandra dan Morgan jatuh cinta kepadanya pada pandangan pertama. Namun Morgan merasa dirinya tidak pantas untuk Memiliki Sandra karena profesi yang Morgan jalani saat ini. Morgan ingin sekali melepaskan profesinya namun Monik membuat Morgan sulit untuk lepas dan keluar. Morgan tidak mengira ternyata selama ini kebaikan Monik Palsu. Morgan bertemu dengan seorang wanita yang baik hati yang bernama Laura. Laura adalah sahabat putri kecilnya Michele di rumah sakit. Laura meminta Morgan mau menjadi suami pura-puranya nya disisa hidup Laura yang sudah divonis dokter hanya tinggal beberapa bulan lagi. Karena kebaikan Laura Morgan mau menerima permintaan Laura namun ternyata Laura adalah saudara Sandra dan Sandra tidak setuju akan pernikahan Laura dan Morgan yang tidak diketahuinya. Meskipun Laura mengetahui Morgan sangat mencintai Sandra.

When Nesta finds herself in one of the worst situations possible, pushed by her own family into the arms of a stranger, she decides no one can take away her freedom. She fights the fate others are creating for her and she runs away, only to find herself falling into the arms of a man, far worse than the one who was her betrothed. Yet, with each passing moment, this so called monster shows more humanity than any man has ever offered her. Will she stay? Will she run? Will she accept him as her husband?

Martyr na kung tawagin pero kayang gawin lahat ni Zhang para lang sa lalaking minamahal niya kahit na pilit siyang tinataboy nito. Hindi lingid sa kaalaman ni Zhang na takaw gulo si Zech, kaya hangga't maari ay gumagawa siya ng paraan para mapabuti ito at mabawasan ang pagiging suki nito sa Detention Office. Hanggang saan nga ba aabot ang pasensya at pagmamahal ni Zhang para kay Zech? Sapat na ba ito para manatili siya sa tabi ng nasabing lalaki kahit na makailang beses na siyang sinaktan at binalewala?

"I love you so much. I don't care where you come from. I just want you, here, with me. Please don't go." Jenny -- a beautiful woman who married with Kevin -- a tempramental man. Kevin beats Jenny everyday. He didn't care even if Jenny was pregnant his baby. Until one day Jack came. Jack -- a supranatural being who came from nowhere. Jack's presence changes Jenny's life. Jenny is happy when she is with Jack.

Before being sold to a 60-year-old man by her parents, Rosalynn Carter quickly made a daring move – selling her virginity to a handsome man to save herself. However, she never expected that the one-night stand would be an ironic twist of fate, dragging her from one hell to another! "I will never love you!" Rosalynn cried, repeatedly punching the chest of the man who held her tightly. The bottom of her eyes were filled with helplessness and fatigue, but he was always the one who could easily bury her in the depths of despair. He traced his lips gently along her delicate face, whispering into her ear with a voice reminiscent of a demon's. "Not loving will turn into love! You have no other choice because your body, your heart, and even your soul—all were bought by me!" He always emphasized that love couldn't exist in their relationship, why was he now forcing her to love him? Was winning the heart of a demon her misfortune or her sin?

When I was 4, I met this guy. When I was 12, were together 8 years When I was 14, I foolishly discovered that I had loved him for a long time. When I was 17, we were a couple. When I was 18, we were a long way apart. I hope it's still you in the next life. Again, when I am 18, I finally met you. In my life, I admit I will lose to your hands.

"The sunset is beautiful isn't it?" Zera was soft hearted woman but smart. She's the daughter of the owner of the biggest entertainment company in their country but got separate from them... She was a simple girl not until a person call her and kidnapped her beloved little brother and start threatening her life. Zera met a 2 undefined people come into other world. A Princess and a Knight, they came there for a reason but is she willing to help them? But Zera suddenly found out the Knight biggest secret.

Alpha Blake, the 2nd ranked Alpha sees the urgent need for pack expansion and takes a liking to the land of a neighbouring pack. He demands they sell the land to him but they refuse, claiming that it's forbidden to sell an ancestral land. Angered and feeling humiliated, he returns with his best warriors to attack them unawares. Little Lavana's pack is destroyed and she is taken to the enemy pack (Ralton pack) as a slave. She becomes the punching bag for the pack for over a decade.