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Immediately after her heart- aching break up with Derrick, finds comfort and warm in the strangest of places - in the arms of Derrick's uncle. The affair promises an elixir to satisfy her burning urge for sex and financial freedom. But it comes with a price - A price that leaves her body numb and yet she yearns for more of the Billionaire lunatic uncle Corinth until it all gets dirty and bloody!

“Her.. I want her.” Eleonora's heart missed a bit when the ruthless mafia boss stared right at her, his eyes stripping her of the flimsy piece of clothing she had on. Afraid, she looked up at her instructor, hoping that she would refuse but the greedy man smirked. “Sold! Sold to the DeLunas.” …. Eleonora had only the worst in mind when she was bought by a notoriously ruthless mafia boss. She knew that her life was going to change, but never did she expect to be trapped in an endless web of secrets, conspiracies and vengefulness. The mafia boss's dark past is looming and there seems to be no way to stop history from repeating itself. What happens when dark secrets are exposed and a terrible fate is said to be inevitable for the seemingly innocent Eleonora?

"We shouldn't be doing this" I whispered trying to catch my breath. "Why?" He replied sliding his dick into my already wet hole. "Because I'm your twin brother's fiancé and this is forbidden, I said dripping wet from my cum. "It doesn't matter, what are twins for, we shared a womb, we could share a wife too" He said with a grin on his face as he doubled his thrust inch by inch tearing me apart... About some months back, Kylie Wintour nursed her broken heart like any other women who got cheated on would. After walking in on her ex-husband cheating on her with their real estate agent, same period her parents passed away in a horrific car accident. Her whole world came crashing down as she was mourning and at the same time dealing with a divorce. Not too long she met Devin, everything changed for good. Devin is kind-hearted, charming and irresistibly handsome. He was everything Kylie could ever ask for. Their relationship worked out so well that Kylie thought she had it all not until she met Devon, Devin's identical twin brother. Devon is sexier and hotter. He's everything Kylie has been trying to avoid. Yet, despite her best effort, she finds herself falling for him. Kylie knows that giving in to this temptation would cost her everything - her relationship, and her reputation. However she can't seem to help herself as she had a hot steamy dirty affair with him. How did Kylie feel after this? What happens when Devin finds out? Will Devin ever forgive Kylie and his twin brother? Will her happily ever after be just right? I guess you'll just have to read the story to find out. TRIGGER WARNING: This Book contains matured contents. Read at your own RISK!

Alice found out that her boyfriend has a relationship with her cousin. But instead of asking for her forgiveness, the two of them insulted and mocked her. Her heart broke into pieces. She decided to get drunk to forget the pain even just for a moment but she ended up having a one-night stand with a stranger and all she knows about him is that he is an Alpha of a werewolf pack. Alice got pregnant with two cute little boys with that alpha stranger. After seven years, Alice's twins begged her to find their daddy because they wanted to know who their father was. That's when Alice started to look for the man she had a one-night stand with and found three possible alpha daddies of her twins. Is it Alpha Anton, an easy-go-lucky alpha and always willing to help her anytime? Or is it Alpha Jem, a kind alpha who confessed his feelings to her and already loves her twins? Or maybe it's Alpha Jacob, a ruthless and grumpy alpha who was feared by many alphas? Will Alice successfully find the Alpha Daddy of her twins and complete their family? But what if the Alpha Daddy already has his chosen mate?

"I will help you get your revenge, Ashley, but on one condition... Let's get married," My jaw dropped when Asher looked me in the eyes and said those words to me. How could he ask me to marry him? "You are my husband's brother, Asher..." "Your soon-to-be ex husband. You two are going to get a divorce soon. He treated you like a piece of trash, and you want nothing but to get your revenge. Don't you think I'm the best tool you can use?" My heart raced as his hand crawled up my bare thigh while pinning me to the wall, his face nuzzled in my neck as he teased the nape of my neck, sending this weird feeling through my body. "I'm willing to be your tool of vengeance, Ashley," His husky voice made my heart flutter as his breath fanned my ear, biting my earlobe after. "What do you want in return?" I managed to ask him, but his reply made me freeze on the spot. "Be my sex toy, Ashley,"

Steph is a single mother. Kaya todo kayod siya sa buhay para lang tustusan ang pangangailangan ng kanyang anak na si Michael. Lahat ng trabaho ay pinasukan niya na. At sa pagtatrabaho niya sa club ay nakilala nito ang isang Hot CEO ng Kompanya na may lihim na pagtingin sa kanya.

"Are you prepared to take responsibility? Responsibility for letting me live?" If there was anything Agatha couldn't believe, then it was that the man she met by a well turned out to be a prince. One with eyes for only her, with a resolve as tough as steel. Get ready for another husband spoiling wife story. ********** Born into debt, Agatha was forced to give up on her dreams of becoming a doctor and marry into her best friend's family, all to save face. When she learns of her supposed friends ill intentions towards her, she runs away and turns to suicide. However, on that windy night, fate seemed to have plans in-store for her. What could be this man's agenda? Why does he care so much for plain old Agatha? And why is it, that he showcases extraordinary human feats?

Dominice Travis Lucas, unexpectedly accepted as P.A ( PERSONAL ASSISTANT ) of Mrs. Horman. She's not familiar to her new Boss, pero mahalaga sa kanya ngayon ang trabaho. Akala niya ay magiging P.A siya nang bagong Amo. Pero nagulat na lang siya ng malaman ang totoong pakay nito sa kanya. Gusto nito na maging SURROGATE MOTHER siya sa anak nito. Dahil hindi makabuo ang fiancee ng anak nitong si Ace Tyron Horman. Isang well-known businessman. Mahirap para kay Domi ang tanggapin, ngunit dahil sa pangangailangan ng kanyang kapatid na may sakit ay tinanggap niya ito. Naging surrogate mom siya, at hindi successful ang unang subok nila. Ngunit sa ikalawang pagkakataon ay nakabuo sila, pero ang totoo ay may nangyari pala talaga sa kanilang dalawa. Sa ama ng kanyang pinagbubuntis na si ACE TRYON HORMAN. Sa hindi alam na kadahilanan ay nagugustuhan na pala ni Domi ang ama ng kanyang pinag-bubuntis. Pero hindi niya maiwasan na masaktan dahil may iba na itong mahal.

Mom and Aunt Denise Taylor fell off the balcony in the midst of their heated argument. Dad rushed in just as they hit the ground, each with a broken arm. Without hesitation, he left Mom behind and hurriedly took Denise to the hospital instead. Later, Mom filed for divorce. Dad's face twisted in anger as he yelled, "Enough, Nicole! So what if you broke an arm and can't hold a scalpel anymore? What's the big deal? Dee is a genius designer. If she had lost her hand, her life would've been over! Of course, I had to save her first!" Watching all this in my ghostly state, I couldn't help but laugh. Did Dad really think that Mom had only lost the use of her hand? Mom didn't just lose her hand. She lost me. After all, I had severe heart failure, and the only person who could perform the life-saving surgery was Mom, the medical master herself. But none of that matters now, because I'm already gone.

For three agonizing years, my mother struggled with kidney failure. Finally, after all the waiting and the constant dialysis, she was next in line for a transplant. Hope seemed so close. But then, my husband, Zachary Levi, an esteemed nephrology professor, did the unforgivable. He surreptitiously gave his lover's mother the kidney that was intended for my mother. He said almost dismissively, "Ella's mother couldn't wait any longer. Your mother's been on dialysis for so long, she's not going to die anytime soon." Later, my mother passed away. I called Zachary one final time. Yet, it was a woman who answered. "Margaret, right? Zachary's in the shower. Is there something you need?" I stared at my mother's smile on the gravestone, and an overwhelming emptiness spread through me. "It's nothing. Just wanted to talk about the divorce."