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To cure my husband Samuel Harding's condition, I chose to major in urology, specifically male urology, when deciding on my field of study in college. After graduating, I became an andrologist. Yet, even after successfully treating Samuel, he wasn’t grateful. Instead, he secretly mocked me, calling me the ‘Master of Fixing Men’s Private Parts,’ and admitted that the thought of me made him feel sick. So, I calmly decided on divorce. However, on the eve of our divorce, he changed his mind.

Ocean is a normal human girl. She went to live with her uncle in New Orleans after her parents death. But there she fell in love with a bad boy who wasn't a normal human being. Moon is a supernatural hybrid creature. But he never knew that he's a hybrid. He was adopted by a werewolf family. Will he ever be able to find out about his true being?Will Moon and Ocean ever be together?What mystery the forest they both are attracted to, holds?

Liza is a human female that has no knowledge of the dragons and wolves. She happens to be the mate to both the Dragon King and Wolf king. There was a great war between the shifters with many casualties on both sides. Both sides kept the war hidden from humans and decided it was best to never show their animal side to humans. Dragons are powerful and protected by magic. The King is a powerful CEO. Wolves are strong in numbers but since they aren’t protected by magic they won’t fight a dragon alone. Since the wolves animal forms can go undetected they’ve become the perfect assassin so they run the Underworld Mafia. Liza must decide if she wants to be the wife of a powerful dragon. Or Luna of the underground Mafia. She could also choose both. Will she be able to end the centuries long war and bring peace to the shifter community or cause another war? Who will she choose?

I had been married to Rick Clinton for five years, and we had tried every possible way to have a child, but nothing worked. Later, Rick’s mistress, his secretary, became pregnant. Rick proposed a divorce, but we couldn’t agree on the division of assets. The next day, I was murdered by my husband and his mistress. Reborn a week before my death, I looked at the test results in my hand that confirmed Rick’s Azoospermia and smiled.

Following the death of her parents in a tragic accident, Alessia Santoro became a servant of the Alpha and Luna of the Crestview Pack. Being an omega isn't easy, especially when she's mated to a Beta who hates her. When the one who was destined to love and protect her rejects the bond, it destroys her hope. As a result of the cruel actions of her ex-mate, she is forced out of her pack and taken in by another. As Alessia settles into her new life, she thinks everything is going to be fine, but the moon goddess hasn't finished with her yet. A second chance, mate? An Alpha for an omega? Although she isn't ready for more heartbreak and rejection, he is persistent, kind, and everything she has ever wanted. Does she have what it takes to move beyond her trauma and accept the man who makes her feel worthy of love? Is she going to be able to break free from her monsters and find true happiness? Or is it all doomed to fail?

Their Obsession Book 1: Allison Lim is a 20-year-old girl who lives with her uncontrollable mother and older brother. Her life was always dictated by them but what will happen if she fell in love with the no.1 bullied and nerd guy named Kenneth Natividad who's secretly obsessed with her? And what will happen if her competitive suitor, CJ, and her four bestfriends' Jude, Karl, Jace, and Rowan are also obsessed with her? Will her life would be in chaos because these men want her so badly? Their Obsession Book 2: Trinity Hernandez is living with the 13 guys in one house. Will she find her happiness and love for one of them? Will she choose the right man for her? Even though all of them love her? Their Obsession Series Book 1 and 2.

Me and My dad.... Sebuah novel yang menceritakan perjalanan hidup seorang Gadis bernama Ganeeta Tan Harsa. Terlahir sebagai anak seorang gangster kelas kakap bernama Ganandra Tan Harsa dan ibu seorang tentara berpangkat Jendral bernama Gayatri Pradipta Pasha Ganeeta kecil terpaksa harus kehilangan seorang ibu, dia menyaksikan ibunya meninggal tepat didepan matanya. Ibunya dibunuh oleh musuh ayahnya. Semenjak kejadian itu dia terpaksa dipisahkan dari sang Ayah dan diasuh serta di didik oleh sang kakek. Dia didik di sekolah intelijen untuk menjadi gadis yang mahir dalam bidang kemileteran dan pintar dalam berfikir bersama dengan dua orang paman kembarnya. Dua belas tahun berlalu, Ganeeta kembali ke kota kelahirannya untuk mencari sang Ayah, mencari pembunuh ibunya dan menyelesaikan misi rahasia yang ditugaskan kepadanya. Akan kah Ganeeta menemukan sang ayah dan berhasil menyelesaikan misinya?

Emma Green is being extorted by the mafia, she owes them money and has no way of paying her debt. Alex Ricci, the son of a dangerous mafia leader, makes her an offer: to be his and the debt will be forgotten. Emma refuses the deal and instead she takes a job as the assistant of an arrogant and rude CEO to try to come up with the money. But her situation gets more complicated as she now has to deal with the advances of a mobster and an unusual proposition from her new boss.

In a world where hard work and ambition can lead to unforeseen tragedies, Kathy Thompson's story takes a captivating turn. Blinded by others' misconceptions, she met an untimely demise in a tragic accident. But that was just the beginning of her journey. Reborn with a quest for vengeance, she navigates the treacherous path to reclaim her status, thus, reaching her career's peak. Eventually, fate brings her face to face with Dominic Hendersen—a man who could hold the key to a love she never thought possible…

Davina was a Gamma's daughter with a secret they kept from their pack. After being bullied for the last year of her life by the future Alpha and Beta of her pack she turns 18 and everything changes. Discovering her fated mate, things become tense in the world around her. A soon to be Alpha with a bad temper but a soft spot for her and a Beta that's head over heels in love but ends up letting jealousy rear its ugly head, they will fight for their place in this young girl's life and heart.