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Rhiane and Darryl have been in a relationship since highschool. Going strong naman ang kanilang relasyon hanggang sa isang araw napansin na lang ni Rhiane na parang may tinatago at hindi sinasabi si Darryl sa kanya. She would always ask him but he would always refuse.What happens to a relationship when secrets come and trust beg to fade?

Amara Louisse Lexecavriah's heart broke into pieces when her three year boyfriend decided to broke up with her. She was badly hurt that she thought of something to do in order to forget her ex-boyfriend and that includes climbing the mountain of Destora which is located in Riverious. She was too eager to reach the top of the mountain and when she finally did, she screamed everything she wanted to say to ex. She cursed him to death not knowing that someone is watching her. That 'someone' is no other than Helios, the dangerous vampire living at the top of the mountain. He has been locked inside the mountain for a long time already and it alarmed him when he felt another presence inside his turf. A witch told him that the key to his freedom is a woman. Who is that woman? Is it possible that Amara Louisse is the woman the witch is talking about?

Ang salitang “Kasal” ay wala sa bokabularyo ng isang Alona Desepeda. Kilala siyang maselan pagdating sa mga lalaki at walang pakialam sa sariling buhay pag-ibig. Mas gusto niya ang buhay na mayroon siya at naniniwala siyang hindi niya kailangang magpakasal para makuntento sa buhay. Pero biglang nagbago ang pananaw niya sa buhay bilang Manhater, mula nang makilala niya si Karlos Miguel Sermiento, ang lalaking pilyo, masungit at madalas hinahangaan ng mga babae. Nang dahil sa isang malagim na aksidente ay napilitan si Alona na pakasalan ang anak ng kanilang kasosyo sa kumpanya, ito ay si Karlos. Noong una ay hindi niya ito gusto at naiirita siya kapag naririnig niya ang boses ng binata. Ngunit habang tumatagal ay unti-unti siyang nahuhulog sa kaniyang karisma. Akala ni Alona, ​​totoo ang nararamdaman ni Karlos sa para kaniya, pero palabas lang pala ang lahat. Mamahalin pa rin kaya niya si Karlos kung matuklasan niya ang kanyang malaking sikreto? O pipiliin na lang niyang magpakamartir alang-alang sa pag-ibig?

One night in a dark alley, Hobin was attacked by his classmates with a baseball bat on various parts of his body, they even burned his left eye with a cigarette which caused him to be hospitalized for several weeks. This was followed by the successive deaths of those who beat him.

Phobias of sexual relations (Genophobia) make Zeline Zakeisha have to give up her love story that is always foundered because of her lover cheating. Her friends took the initiative to register Zeline on an International Online Dating Site. Those sites make Zeline know the figure of a man who was in a country quite far from where she currently lives, successfully. Indonesia - New York. A handsome man with a million surprises. Tired because of being lied to by some of his ex-girlfriends who only wanted his material. Ricardo Fello Daniello, a young New York Trillionaire chose to find a partner through an International Online Dating Site. It not because he's hopeless, it's just that it feels like he can judge which women are sincere or just want the material alone. A slow response woman in a Southeast Asian country, precisely Indonesia, can steal his attention and make his feelings turn upside down. Will destiny unite the two of them even they are from different countries?

Lies and broken promises, temporary feelings and ruined relationships. Kelsey's view of love was long tainted after being a product of a broken family. She's never one to patronize infidelity. Third parties and secrets, all bullshit. But she meets Zephaniah Ferriol, and suddenly, everything weren't too normal anymore. She found herself in a position she hated the most. Her views were swayed. Her principles were tested. Her heart was torn.In a chase for dreams and in a battle of principles against emotions, Kelsey fought not to be with him. But all things forbidden are hard to resist.

Can somebody help me? Can someone free me from the hellish marriage that I'm staying? Save Me... I'm tired of living. -AZAIA DE CASTRO

The word “Marriage” is not in the vocabulary of an Alona Desepeda. She is known to be picky when it comes to men and doesn’t care about her love life. She prefers the life she has and believes she doesn’t have to get married to be content with life. But her outlook on life as a Man hater has suddenly changed, since he met Karlos Miguel Sermiento, the man who is mischievous, rude and often admired by women. When due to a tragic accident, Alona was forced to marry the son of their partner in the company, it was Karlos. At first, she didn't like him and often irritated when she heard the young man's voice. But as time goes on, she gradually falls into his charisma. Alona thought that Karlos really felt for her was true, but it was all just a show. Will she still love Karlos if she discovers his big secret? Or will she simply choose to be martyred for the sake of love?

Have you ever been confused by what you've been feeling? Precisely, a sense of hatred and strangely tucked away a concern?

WARNING: [R18] STORY WITH EXPLICIT CONTENT Sa pagtakas ni Mia mula sa malungkot na buhay na ibinigay sa kaniya ng demonyo niyang kinakasama na si Bernie, isa lang ang hangarin niya. Ang magbagong buhay. Ang maging lubusang masaya. Hanggang sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay muli silang nagkita ni Erik. Si Erik ang unang lalaking minahal ni Mia. Isang uri ng pagmamahal na siya at ang hangin lamang ang nakakaalam. Dahil hindi niya iyon naipagtapat sa binata noong mga bata pa sila. Hindi nawala sa puso niya ang pagmamahal na iyon. Dahil sa loob ng mahabang panahon, aminado siya na ito lamang ang lalaking minahal niya. At iyon ang dahilan kaya nagagawa niyang ibigay kay Erik ang sarili niya. Nang paulit-ulit, kahit pa wala silang relasyon, kahit wala itong sinasabi. Masaya siya at totoong nakakalimutan niya si Bernie sa mga pagkakataon na kasama niya ang binata. Alam niyang hindi titigil si Bernie makuha lamang siya nito. Pero wala narin namang silbi sa kaniya ang buhay niya dahil para sa kaniya patapon na iyon. Kaya bago pa man madamay si Erik sa problema niya, mas nanaisin niyang mamatay nalang.