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Brian is the eighteen year old Alpha's son and Beta to his birth pack. He meets his fated half days after his birthday. Aaron is the twenty year old Alpha to his birth pack. He is stoic and shows very little emotion. How will this seemingly mismatched pair's relationship work out? Read more to find out!

Yesha has been brokenhearted many times because of love just because she can't give herself to any of her former boyfriends. Yes, she is still a virgin; at the age of 22, she's still a virgin, and out of despised and also with the help of the influence of alcohol, she gave herself to a complete stranger, a handsome stranger that turned out to be her boss!! Her boss would do everything just to have her as his woman!

Tahimik na naninirahan sa probensya si Alexa habang pinamamahalan niya ang kanilang negosy sa lungsod. Nakatira lamang siya sa isang simpleng bahay kasama ang kanyang dalawang kapatid. Isa lamang siyang simpleng babae at walang kaartihan sa kanyang sarili. Ibang iba sa kanyang kakambal na Si Alexis. Alexis are brat, she gets everything she wants. She always wear a sexy dress and clothes, and all man looking at her they like her.

'What's that from?' Daniel says, lifting my sleeve a little more to reveal the obvious bruise. Shit I forgot about that one, 'I bumped into my counter last night. You know me, I'm clumsy'. Daniel looks at me knowingly. I have to get to class, but I'll meet you at lunch. My treat.' I say, run off to class. That was a close one. She was compelled to work from a young age in order to support her parents' vices and her own education. She was the neglected child of alcoholic parents. Daily bruising was a reality. She went through a lot of suffering before she found the man who would save her.

I looked at the naked stranger lying asleep beside me. Lightning flickered, illuminating his muscular body only in glimpses. He was covered in mud and blood, and though in human form now, he still looked wild and monstrous. I’d never found myself lying beside any naked man before in my life. He pulled at my clothes, and I let him rip them off. The thunder came closer, booming right overhead. We kissed with a frantic passion and grasped at every inch of each other. One of the only normal human girls at the Werewolf Noble Academy, I was at the bottom of the social order from the start. But even worse than that, just about everyone at school picked on me for being fat. One day I slept with a stranger in an accident. He is the second prince of the werewolf world, and wants to marry me!

Does the heart remember who it once loved? What happens if someone else possesses this heart and the actual owner is gone? How can he fight the feeling if his rival is his best friend? And worse, she is his best friend's first love. Should he just let go, even though he knows he will be hurt a second time, or follow his heart even if he hurts someone else?

Matapos ang pagkamatay ng kanyang mga magulang, si Amelia ay nabalian at nakulong. Kinuha siya ng kanyang mapagmahal na tiyuhin upang alagaan siya, ngunit hindi pa handa ang kanyang mga pinsan na tanggapin siya bilang pamilya. Ginawa nilang miserable at hindi mabata ang kanyang buhay. Pangarap niyang makatakas sa miserableng buhay na ito at magkaroon ng magmamahal sa kanya balang araw, ngunit tila napakaimposible. Ngunit ang lahat ng ito ay nagbago nang ihagis sa kanya ng kanyang tiyuhin ang isang sorpresang party, at nagkamali siyang nagnakaw ng isang halik mula sa isang mahalaga, kapansin-pansin ngunit mayabang na bilyonaryong CEO. Nagiging may utang na loob siya sa magarbong lalaking ito at kailangan niyang magbayad. Ngunit ano ang maibibigay ng isang mahirap na babae sa isang napakahusay na lalaki? Si James Parker ay isang sikat na bilyonaryong CEO, na pangarap ng bawat babae. Binubugbog niya ang sinumang babae na gusto niya. Ang mga babaeng ito ay kailangang maging maganda at sunod sa moda bago niya maisip na magkaroon ng anumang bagay sa kanila. Kung isasaalang-alang ang kanyang katayuan at kayamanan, hindi niya hahayaang mawala si Amelia, hindi pagkatapos na dumampi ang kaawa-awang labi nito sa mamahaling labi. Pinapanatili niya itong malapit sa kanya at pinahihirapan siya sa iba't ibang paraan para sa kanyang krimen. Ano ang gagawin ni Amelia kapag kailangan niyang maglakad patungo sa bilyunaryo na hindi niya nakitang kinabukasan, para lang mabayaran ang pagkakamaling nagawa niya? Makakamit kaya ni Amelia ang pag-ibig sa kanyang buhay na lagi niyang hinahangad? Ano ang mangyayari kapag nalaman niyang nagsinungaling siya sa buong buhay niya tungkol sa kanyang mga magulang?

Devi Cloud Valentino and Shemaia Rey Ocampo ay magkasintahan pero hindi boto ang ina ni Devi sa anak ng kanilang katulong. Dahil sa isang trahedya ay napilitang pumili ni Shemaia kung sino ang mas pipiliin niya, ang pera kapalit ang makipaghiwalay si Shemaia sa kanyang kasintahan o ipagpatuloy ang pag-ibig kahit may buhay na mawawala at yun ang kanyang ina.

I have always been in love with my best friend, but I keeps it to myself and I'm just happy being around him and being able to be part of his life, then a girl comes into our story, she is also into the my best friend and she is my twin sister. Should I be able leave them be? Should I let my twin si

"There should be rules if we are even going to do this," he said without looking at me. "I have always lived by the rules." He slid a file towards me. "This is the contract. The rules are stated there." I opened the file and glanced through it. "You can take it home and study them; give me feedback tomorrow evening. But I will read out the rules for you now because they start now, and in case your brain can't comprehend them, then I can explain." Anger seethed through me, and I almost threw the file back at him, but when I thought about the money involved and how it would benefit little Sophie, I bit my lower lip to push back the anger. He continued. "Rule number one; don't you fall in love with me." His eyes flipped up to me. "Crystal clear," I said. "That would never happen." Ellen never had fun in college. One night she decided to have fun with her friends and slept with a handsome stranger who disappeared before she woke up. A month later, she found out she was pregnant and searched everywhere for him, but to no avail. Five years later, she moved to a new city and met the same man she never thought she would ever see again. He didn't remember anything about her, and he was now a cold, arrogant man who needed a wife, and she needed money. They agreed to contract marriage with strict rules, one of them being never to fall in love with each other. They were sure they wouldn't break the rule, but as sparks grew between them and became too much, they found themselves trying hard to keep to the rules. Who will break rule number one between them?