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After Emilia discovers her fiance Jayden in a party with another woman, she sees the real of him. He had used her to get his new job position and constantly looked down on her. She is ready to drink her sorrows away, but she never expected to fall unconscious or into the bed of another man! When she falls pregnant she is in a dilemma. The mystery stranger was none other than Richard Kane, Billionaire President of Kane Group and her ex-fiances boss! And even worse, he came to her home proposing marriage. Complicated feelings arise as she becomes this cold President’s secret weapon, bonds are formed. Her ex once called her useless, now she would prove him wrong.

After getting drugged by her best friend at a party, Amelia ends up having a one night stand with a stranger. That stranger turned out to be Liam Grayson the ruthless, arrogant and most successful CEO in their country. "it was just a stand think of it as a gift from me to you" Liam pointed out and in the next second Amelia grabbed his index finger that was pointing at her. "it might be a stand but not all girls are dying to be on your bed especially not me" Amelia replied through gritted teeth. Liam caught hold of her neck "I can be scary, don't try to act special, I will compensate you for your loss" he muttered as he stared at the red stain on the bed sheet. Amelia met his eyes "well I'm not scared of you Mr. arrogant" she pulled his hand off her neck and left the room. Liam narrowed his eyes at her retreating back, that was new no one ever spoke back to him instead they cower back in fear.

ปวีร์ อัศวภัชรกุล (วีร์) อายุ 32 ปี หนุ่มลูกครึ่งไทย-จีน นิสัย : เย็นชา บ้างาน ขี้หึง ขี้หวง ไม่เจ้าชู้ ปรางทิพย์ จันวราสกุล (ปราง) อายุ 22 ปี นิสัย : ชอบช่วยเหลือคนอื่น ขยัน ประหยัด ตั้งใจเรียน เก่ง มีน้ำใจ “ใจเย็นสิเด็กน้อย นิ้วมันจะไปสู้เอ็นอุ่นๆได้ยังไง”ว่าเสร็จประธานก็ยืดตัวขึ้นจับแก่นกายชักขึ้นลงสองสามครั้งแล้วแยกขาหญิงสาวออกกว้างเพื่อที่จะได้แทรกตัวเข้าไปได้ ประธานหนุ่มเอาหัวปลายหยักไปเขี่ยถูไถบริเวณติ่งเสียว เป็นการทักทายร่องสวาทก่อนที่จะเช้าไปเชยชมความคับแน่นข้างใน “อ๊าส์ ครางชื่อผมวีร์ อื้ม เด็กน้อย” “อ๊ะๆ วีร์ขาปราง อ๊าๆ เสียวแรงๆค่ะ อื้อๆ ปรางไม่ไหวแล้วอ๊ะๆ เสียว” จะเป็นอย่างไรเมื่อเขาและเธอได้กลับมาพบกันอีกครั้งหลังจากที่คืนนั้นที่ทั้งสองได้มีความสัมพันธ์ลึกซึ้งกันไป เมื่ออีกฝ่ายอยากลืมเหตุการณ์ที่เกิดขึ้น แต่อีกฝ่ายกลับโหยหาสัมผัสที่เขาเคยได้มันจากเธออย่างไม่อาจลืมเลือนได้ ความสัมพันธ์ที่เริ่มต้นทางกายจะแปรผันมาเป็นความรักได้อย่างไรและความสัมพันธ์ของทั้งคู่จะลงเอยกันอย่างไร.....

Bagi Raymond Rudiart, kencan buta satu malam di Bali hanyalah untuk satu malam itu saja. Tapi bagi Sherly Agatha, kencan semalam itu telah mengubah hidupnya untuk selamanya. Sherly hamil tanpa tahu identitas laki-laki yang menebar benih dalam rahimnya. Semenjak itulah kehidupannya yang manis langsung berubah pahit. Sherly diusir dari rumah dan terpaksa membesarkan buah hatinya itu seorang diri. Tiga tahun kemudian Sheina, kakaknya datang dan berniat untuk mengadopsi anak Sherly agar Sherly dan anaknya bisa kembali punya kehidupan yang layak. Merasa sangat tersinggung dengan niatan sang kakak, Sherly pun bertekad untuk sukses agar bisa memberikan tamparan balik ke keluarganya. Berbekal prestasinya selama kuliah, Sherly pun diterima di sebuah perusahaan besar. Ternyata CEO perusahaan itu adalah Raymond Rudiart. Apakah Sherly akan meminta Raymond untuk menikahinya?

Evelyn Rodriguez needs to find who murdered her sister. But her only suspect is sexy as hell and every kind of wrong. Suddenly Evelyn's not sure if it's determination that's got her pulse racing–or something altogether less appropriate. Worse of all, she has to live under the same roof with him. Supernova Jason Lyndon, burnt by experience and casual flings is torn between taking the offer of the man he despises the most or the woman that annoys him the most. Either way, he wasn't about to go to jail for something he didn't do. He realized too late chosing Evelyn's offer was a terrible idea. She didn't only arouse all his sexual antennas but started pulling down the firm wall– he's spent years building– around his heart. Enemies make the best lovers... CRIME. SUSPENSE. ROMANCE.

Isang malubhang epidemya ang tumama sa sanlibutan at kumitil ng buhay ng mga bata. Pero may iilan na nakaligtas. Ang mga nakaligtas ay nagkaroon ng kakaibang abilidad na naging sanhi para tugisin sila ng gobyerno at pinagkaitan ng kalayaan na mabuhay. Paano matatakasan ni Raven ang kanyang kapalaran kung kahit anong pilit ng pagtatago niya ay hahabulin siya ng kamatayan? Tunghayan niyo ang unang yugto ng buhay ni Raven. Ang unang libro ng DEATHLY FATE

At a party her best friend had invited her to, Emmaline Facer happened to run into the most attractive man she had ever seen. She couldn't help but take a chance and have a fling with him. Sex was a choice and not an option because he was going to be the first man she slept with. After all, it was only a one-night stand, and the following day, things would return to normal. She thought. However, can a one-night stand actually make a difference? After receiving a job offer from one of the biggest fashion companies in NYC three years later, Emma returned to Hidden Towel. She also considered starting over, but it suddenly came as a shock that her boss was the man she had a one-night fling with three years ago. If he recognizes her, how will sweet Emma make it through this? Meanwhile, three years ago, she had abandoned him while he was sleeping, stolen from him, blocked her number, and fled the city. The deadliest part was that Ezra Queen didn't forget this woman and searched for her for a year because she had stolen not just his money and car worth millions of dollars but something important as well. His heart.

One wild night with a stranger. It was number one on Krystal Miranda's list to get laid before settling down in Clayland. Then, she thought she had left her one-night stand behind in the past but fate had other plans. As she struggled to settle down in Clayland, she unexpectedly comes face to face with the man she had a one-night stand with. Torn between avoiding him and confronting him, she discovered that he didn’t remember her or anything about that night. Will their unexpected reunion lead to a second chance at love? Or will she suffer a terrible heartbreak?

We all have secrets revealed to us throughout our lives. Secrets that many have kept hidden from us. How bad can the secrets be when you have grown up knowing you were adopted? For one girl, it is nothing short of a movie when her past that she never knew existed comes back to haunt her. She never felt like she fitted in, and when her partner goes missing she goes on a mission to find him but stumbles across a world she has only seen in movies. With the fact she is faced to accept werewolves, witches and everything else that goes bump in the night exists, she is left even more shaken to find out she is a witch, the last of the strongest bloodline that were all murdered. Will her love for the werewolf be fate, or is it all produced by magic to stop the war that has raged between the three worlds for centuries.

Betrayal always offers the choice: Bitter or Better? After her sister's death, wedding cake artist Milli Velvet Haywood left her busy life in Vegas behind; Hoping for a new beginning in the small town resort community of Pagosa Cliffs, Colorado. But with a newstart comes challenges. Her attempt to return to her old life brings a different set of dangers. Can she move forward and be better? Or will the bitterness of her life sour her future chances at happiness and love. This story is all about choices. It is about overcoming versus succumbing.