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'Yung umiwas ka sa kasal pero sa kasal rin pala napapunta nang bigla kang pinakasalan ng estrangherong Ninakawan mo ng halik! Tinakasan niya ang ka-date para iwasan ang kasal na inaalok ng kaniyang madrasta at hinalikan ang gwapong estrangherong nakabangga pero— Sapilitan siya nitong dinala sa hotel at agad siyang pinakasalan. Tatlong buwan ang lumipas at agad na nahulog ang loob niya rito. Kaya lang bumalik ang babaeng mahal nito. Hindi lang iyon... Nalaman niya rin na sangkot ang asawa niya sa pagkamatay ng kaniyang ina. Pinagtagpo kaya sila ng tadhana o sinadya ng lalaki na kilalanin siya para siya ang susunod na biktimahin nito?

He is loathsome, arrogant and handsome doctor with uncouth mouth. She is a simple sales girl. Being straightforward and brave, she shamelessly pursued him, sending him gifts, meals, flowers and tried to get close to him. She was humiliated when his staff gossiped about her and she retreated. Then he rejected her and told her they could only be friends. She tried her best to avoid him but no matter how much she tried they frequently cross paths. Suddenly one day he told her. "Be my girlfriend!" What a mess!

" No one wants to kiss chubby cheeks or sleep with a girl covered in rugs," Vince smiled as the corners of his mouth went up in a smirk. " Now get off your high horse and stop fantasizing about my perfect chest," he growled. My name is Perez, but the bullies call me Fatrez because I'm fat, not that I like being fat, their is nothing I can change about it, unless the angels decided to work out a miracle. But everything that has a beginning has an end, I could do the bullying, not that I can't. But the head of bullies is sinfully handsome, he leads as they follow. Always throwing the first comment before the rest come along. Even if he is sinfully handsome, I could never dream of me with him, the fact that am fat, call it obesity and dumb in class with extra front teeth. No one wants such a girl. Even if I was a boy I wouldn't date me. Why would he look at me twice without laughing so hard and crumbling down. The best I can do is disappear and never come back or kill myself to stop the bullies from finding other victims, they would probably die of guilt, that's my plan. But Vince is such an arrogant jerk, he could never crack, let alone feel guilty. I've got to stay alive to pay back, make his life miserable, perhaps I'll sleep at night satisfied that he is suffering because of me. But maybe the bully isn't strong like I thought, is his heart made of stone or it's all a mask to fool the world and make him feel better. His heart bleeds after all and I can injure it.

My name is Michael Lockwood. I am the CEO of Lockwood enterprises. You might know my family. Raphael Lockwood (The shark) is my father and he stepped down from his job as CEO for me to take over. He was also one of the biggest Mafia bosses this city has ever seen. My brother Gabriel and my sister Amelia are my two pillars. I wouldn’t be who I am today without them. Whenever life gets tough we get together and we solve the problem together. I am the only one in my family that has no ties with the Mafia. Sometimes I do a dirty job here and there and help laundry some money but my siblings know better than to ask that from me. My integrity and honesty are my pride and joy. Too bad I can’t be honest in every aspect of my life. My life is controlled by old men with strict family values. Because of that I am part of an arranged marriage. If I want my business to succeed and make my father proud I need to get married to one of the old men’s daughter. I know. Great. The thing is... I am living a lie and I don’t know how to let the truth out. I am completely in love with someone. Someone my father and my business associates would never approve of. Will Mike give in to the pressure and let go of the love of his life? Or will he find a way? This is the Fourth Book of the Shark Mafia boss.This book can be read as a stand alone but for better comprehension of the characters and the story it is recommended that you read the previous books.

Sa edad na sampung taong gulang ay ipinadala si Marianne "Yanne" Nerizon ng kanyang magulang sa ibang bansa upang makalayo sa magulo na mundo ng politika. Isang Congressman ang kanyang ama at yumao na ang kanyang ina. After 13 years ay bumalik na siya sa Pilipinas ngunit sa kanyang pagbabalik ay siya ring araw na namatay ang kanyang ama. Inambush ang kanilang sasakyan at isang himala na nakaligtas si Marianne. Sa kanyang paggising ay bumungad sa kanya ang isang gwapong lalaki. At nalaman niya na ito pala ang kanyang ninong. Ang ninong niya na isang Mayor. Dahil naging ulila na siyang lubos ay ang ninong na niya ang kanyang magiging bagong guardian. Ngunit paano kung sa kanyang pagtira sa bahay nito ay siya ring pag-usbong ng pagmamahal sa kanyang puso. Kaya ba niyang pigilan ang kanyang sarili na mahulog sa kanyang Ninong Mayor? Her Ninong Andrew Alcantaria.

The image of him being happy and loving with my best friend felt like betrayal. It felt like he had launched a knife into my heart while I was struggling to breathe. How could he betray me this way? How could he betray me with my best friend? I felt cold. "You said you loved me." I cried out and brushed the tears running down my face away. He stared at me, and the coldness in his eyes mirrored the one his mother always had for me. "That was my greatest mistake." ... Once Imela believed love was enough, now not anymore. Love was just another lie that the weak believed in to keep them from seeing the truth.

SEQUEL TO SOLD TO THE UNTOUCHABLE ALPHA A year has passed since Gillian and Theodore's attempt at taking over The Fulger and Tonitru packs. A year since Arissa was considered a traitor and a murderer. And a year since Arissa and Ivan discovered they shared a bond stronger than even that of mortal bonds. Things have gone peacefully... At least as peacefully as Arissa will allow. However, that peace is about to overturned by a strange darkness that seems to be following Arissa around like a shadow. Something about the darkness calls to Arissa, drawing her farther and farther from the self she has known her entire life. What will happen when one wrong move sends Arissa spiraling out of control? Will Ivan be able to save her and bring her back to the light? Or will their world come crashing down around them? Read The Untouchable Alpha's Unhinged Luna to find out!

Vanessa was always invisible to Richard Amaan, her boss, until he decided to make her his fake girlfriend to the Royal dinner. Things took a different turn and they had to lie that Vanessa was pregnant even though Vanessa never signed for that part of the bargain. With a pregnancy news looming over the Royal Household, Richard wasn’t ready to take no for an answer from Vanessa.. he’s all ready to make her pregnant and even make her his own.

Pernikahan tersembunyi antara Salsa dan Dewa. Lika-liku perjalanan kisah cinta yang rumit, dari mulai jati diri Salsa yang ternyata putri kandung Bram, ayah tiri Dewa. Lalu Dewa yang kelahirannya tidak pernah diinginkan oleh kakeknya. Bagaimana nasib pernikahan Dewa dan Salsa? Mampukah mereka menghadapi pahit manisnya bahtera rumah tangga???

"Marry me and I'll give you a million dollars." "What?! But you're so...so..." "Devastatingly handsome? Smoulderingly sexy?" "NO! Obscenely obnoxious!" *** This was how Daniel Winters, the CEO of Winters Architecture proposed to Jane McKay, a down on her luck single mother. She desperately needed money to gain custody of her child and he was in frantic search for a wife and a baby to retain his inheritance. And so, these two unlikely souls struck up an agreement - a one year contract marriage that would supposedly benefit them both. But one year is a long time, and according to Murphy's law 'anything that can happen will happen.' So the question is, will Daniel and Jane be able to stand each other for 365 days without going for each other’s throat? Will Daniel's family find out about his greatest lie? Will the baby of Jane's father come back for his flesh and blood? And most importantly, will this unlikely marriage blossom into something more?