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Valentine lived with her abuser—her own father. Hence, she started to become responsible and independent at such a young age. With too many goals set in mind, she ended up seeing love as something stupid and a complete waste of time. Who would have known what her own life has in store for her? Her father got sent to the hospital, suffering a condition which she concluded was the consequence he needed to face after abusing her for so many years. A handsome man—her high school bully—appeared in the scene; Valentine was forced to wed him, bound by a contract in exchange for his financial support to pay the hospital bills for her father's treatments. He loved her; she hated him. Will they be able to stay together until their marriage contract ends? How will they face their own problems now that they're married but with no mutual feelings attached?

"Zara... There's a lesson I've learnt in my life. When I see something I want, I grab it with both hands, damn the consequences. I saw you Zara, and you captured me. You stole my heart right from my chest. Now I can't stay away from you. And I know that Louis won't be happy about this but I don't give a damn. I want you Zara." --------------------------------------------------- Zara is a learned and beautiful but naive village girl who gets picked from the village by her aunt to the glorious city of Lagos, where the fun never stops. She signed up for the time of her life, which she gets until she gets entangled with the Garba clan, and shit gets real. Meet the Garbas, Aminu and Patrick, same Dad, different mums. Patrick, being the son from the side chick who was supposed to be aborted, has a vendetta against the rest of the dynasty while Aminu the first and legitimate child is doing everything possible to keep Patrick away from the family business and the dynasty. Their attentions are swayed when they see Zara Okafor and all hell breaks loose. ________

"You can do anything in this Lagos. But never find yourself in the hands of a Yoruba demon. They will destroy you."-------------------------Meet the Yoruba Demons. Kolawole, Olatunde and Olufemi. The known Casanovas of Lagos state.They have it all, money, flashy cars, mansions all over the country. Every girl would want their panties ripped by one or all of them just to get the dough and they use the opportunity well.After each experiencing their own version of excruciating heartbreak, they made a deal to never enter a serious relationship ever again. They adopted a Use and Dump Policy which had worked for them for years until one of them decided to break the pact and fall in love.They couldn't allow it could they?Find out how shit goes sideways in this epic story of love, romance and betrayal.

Until recently, Carolina Lane has lived a normal life, but when she moves to this town, things change. Having Kayler Brown, the sexiest and most respected boy in school, as a neighbor is not funny at all. While Caroline is trying hard to make this bossy yet meddling boy stay out of her business, she receives death warnings: Attention, Carolina. The forest will be your new enemy. Do not approach Kayler, or otherwise, your death will be even more painful than I had planned. Who sent this letter? What is Kayler hiding behind? What's the secret of this town? Caroline desperately wants to figure out the truth. However, Kayler won’t answer the questions. He just takes her hand and gazes at her. “You are mine.” He said.

"I'm finally free!" Kiera, who was a Modern Rapunzel, finally became independent and out of her comfort zone! However, the day before her housewarming party as a celebration of her freedom, she got into an accident... or was it? "Is fate playing tricks on me? I don't mind dying but can't I at least die after I experience my first own party instead of my funeral?!" Seeing her lifeless body surrounded by her blood, she can't help but feel remorse. Feeling helpless, she followed the light shined next to her thinking it was the way to the underworld. ...she was wrong. "I think I got the wrong turn..." "Welcome players to the Enchantrix game!" _______ [Update: 1 to 2 chapters a week] [Leafy gives, upspree every ending of each arc] [Book Cover Artist: KircheLeaf] _______ Be Updated in FB: https://m.facebook.com/missfeuille

Raya Andara (27 tahun) menaruh curiga kepada suaminya Astaka Wimasusena (30 tahun) lantaran dia mendapat berita bahwa Asta dekat lagi dengan mantannya yang kebetulan baru masuk di perusahaan tempat Asta bekerja. Untuk mempertahankan dan mengawasi Asta dari jerat sang mantan, Raya berniat menyusup menjadi karyawan biasa di perusahaan Asta. Namun, siapa sangka di tengah misinya mencari tahu tentang hubungan suaminya dengan sang mantan, dia malah terlibat skandal cinta dengan Andeas (28 tahun) seorang manajer di divisinya. Di sisi lain dia menemukan fakta yang mengejutkan tentang Asta hingga membuat pernikahannya terancam kandas. Bagaimana kisah mereka selanjutnya? Yuk, kita mulai semuanya dari sini. Ini adalah novel ketiga saya di GoodNovel, semoga teman-teman suka dan selalu memberi dukungan.

Su Lan was what people called a hermit. In her life she had no goal and no motivation whatsoever. Her life goal was to live a normal life and favorite pass time was to eat, sleep, and play on her computer. But everything changed when she accidentally pressed an ad of an online game. The next thing she knew her life changed. One pit after another waited for her to fall. Until even with her gentle nature she finally flipped out as she declared to fight her way to get her hermit....cough cough...peaceful life back.

From Rogue to Alpha: Elaina is a young and beautiful female, noble, and a complete kick ass woman. But in many others eyes she has one big flaw... She is a rogue. At the ripe age of 18 she took the Red Dawn pack from an evil Alpha and became the greatest and ONLY female Alpha the world has ever had! She is smart, ambitious, and very beautiful protecting her pack and keeping it flourishing. A true protector. Meet Silas Cohen. Young and devilishly handsome billionaire mogul. Human at that. Always searching for a piece of himself he is missing. Not the playboy type but the type you take home to your mom. And he thinks he has found the perfect woman to fit those dreams. But.. What happens when he is made aware or what she really is? Only time will tell. Follow Elaina, New to it's name : The Moon Forest Pack and Silas on a journey of kick assery, treachery and betrayal! You never know where this will end up and who will be the one to turn their back on their friends, family and frenemies!

Handsome, toxic, dark and wild. Colton Dashner could be anything but one thing: loving someone. I didn't know what I was getting myself into when I decided to be a part of his world, I even thought I would be destroyed by him. However there was something beyond that tough, bad boy facade that he wouldn't let anyone see, I could do it. I didn't heed the warnings, I was stubborn and blind. And now... Now I wish I could go back to that first day I met him, never to have done it again. But time can't stand still, nor can my broken heart.

Kinanti Seorang gadis sebatang kara yang terusir dari rumahnya sendiri oleh paman dan bibinya dengan alasan karna hutang orang tuanya, awalnya Kinanti di perbolehkan tinggal di rumah itu dengan syarat harus bekerja sebagai asisten rumah tangga, tapi karna ulah anak paman dan bibinya menyebabkan dia di usir dari rumah itu. Sejak saat itu Kinanti yang sudah tidak punya apa-apa lagi pergi meninggalkan Indonesia, dengan di bantu oleh sahabatnya dia pergi ke Amerika dan bekerja di sana. Saat dia sudah nyaman dengan kehidupan barunya seorang pria datang mengusik ketenangannya. Kinanti tidak menyangka akan di pertemukan kembali dengan pria itu, pria yang menurutnya sangat arogan karna dia ingat betul bagaimana pria itu dulu sangat terobsesi padanya tapi Kinanti selalu bisa menghindari pria itu, tapi di sini dia tidak akan bisa berbuat apapun karna pria itu ternyata adalah Ketua Mafia yang sangat berkuasa dan Kejam Di usianya yang sudah matang Brian masih belum ingin menikah, padahal orang tuanya sudah sering membujuknya. Dia juga tidak ingin terlalu memaksa, itu sebabnya mereka tidak pernah mencoba menjodohkan Brian dengan wanita manapun. Sebenarnya bukan tidak ingin menikah tapi Brian masih mencari seorang wanita yang pernah dia temui saat berlibur ke Indonesia dulu wanita yang sudah lama dia inginkan untuk menjadi miliknya tapi wanita itu selalu menghindarinya dan selama ini orang suruhannya masih belum menemukan informasi tentang wanitanya itu Setelah lama mencari akhirnya dia menemukan wanitanya itu, yang dia sendiri juga tidak menyangka wanita yang dia cari sejak lama malah ada di wilayah kekuasaannya. Wanita itu adalah Kinanti. Dengan kekuatan dan kekuasaannya dia bersumpah akan membuat wanita itu tidak bisa pergi lagi darinya dan akan menjadi miliknya selamanya Mampukah Brian menaklukan hati Kinanti? Di sisi lain juga dia harus belajar dan menyesuaikan diri dengan kehidupan barunya sekarang, terlebih lagi saat keluarga pamannya datang lagi mengusik hidupnya.