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Di malam pernikahan, dia dipaksa keluarganya untuk pergi ke medan perang, serta meninggalkan istrinya sendiri. Setelah tiga tahun perang berdarah, pria itu akhirnya kembali dengan prestasi besar. Namun, dia ternyata diracuni sampai menjadi seorang idiot. Untungnya, dia berhasil diselamatkan oleh istrinya. Dengan tekanan dari keluarga dan cemooh dari dunia .... Malam ini, dia akhirnya sadar!

【Obstination+Gâterie+Cruauté+Enfant+Poursuite】 Helena Bourgoin aimait Evan Spiegel en secret, mais pour Evan, cette femme était seulement quelqu'un de méchant et de rusé. Après avoir épousé Evan, Helena pensait que si elle faisait bien le rôle de sa femme, l'amour arriverait, mais elle a fini par être envoyée en prison par cet homme. Un incendie a mis en cendres toutes ses affections cachées profondément depuis des années. Elle a failli mourir, et quant à la rencontre, elle n'avait plus d'amour pur pour lui. Et lui, il commençait à être troublé...

Something happened between us last night…I bit the pillow. I couldn’t really believe that I was in the same unknown room with him. Am I still dreaming? If yes, please wake me up!“I want to wake up from this nightmare!” I screamed mindlessly. I heard Rhio laugh.“You aren’t dreaming Jasmin,” he said with a big smile, “And this isn’t a nightmare…for me.”I threw him the pillow, “Do you think I’m glad with what happened?”“We’ll there’s nothing we could do about that,” he smirked, “for all I knew, I have deflowered you.”Rhio Zel Cantheliz, the sole heir of Multi-Billionaire Zel Cantheliz Corporation, were his clan died in tragic event namely, Zel Cantheliz Massacre. Rhio, who really hated woman, needing one to save his family hierarchy.

Sylvain Wilde had been searching for his mate from the moment he shifted. All he wanted was to find his other half and live his happily ever after. Except, he didn't realize that his mate would be of a completely different species from him and that she would be an enemy he'd be willing to give his life for! _____________________________________________ Book 5 of the Mate Series! You have to read Books 1 - 4 to understand this one! Books listed inside!

"My heritage is a strange one, my destiny even stranger. My journey is not for the faint hearted, and even my friends cannot truly be trusted. Yet I will come out on top, for I am the Supreme"Our story starts on the planet of Zandor, as a young boy realizes that his path isn't as simple as it seems. Follow Mane as he strives to understand what it means to be a Supreme, and uncover the reason why so many gods want him dead.

Setelah tinggal di bawah satu atap dengan ipar-iparnya selama 4 tahun yang menyiksanya, Zyan Larson akhirnya tahu siapa yang membuat pengorbanannya terbayarkan. Satu saat dia akan berada di atas, dan tak ada satupun yang akan menghalanginya. Semua itu karena ia memiliki cinta sejati yang selalu bersedia berada dalam dekapannya di bawah langit yang terang benderang

Octavia was the pack omega, abused and beaten by the pack members all her life. Octavia's mate Dylan rejected her and took her best friend Samantha as his mate, he also made her luna and got her pregnant. Octavia left the pack and went rogue when she couldn't take it any more. Silver, Alpha of Blood Lake pack, he is powerful and has the biggest pack. He has always been looking for his mate, he has always wanted to feel the bond and love from a mate. He came across Octavia as a rogue and found out that she is his mate. He accepted her even with how she didn't have a wolf. Silver love Octavia with all of his heart and is ready to do anything for her But there are always enemies lurking in the shadow ready to take down the powerful Alpha. But Octavia just had to be the prophecy everyone had long forgotten. But is it every one?

⚠️ Novos capítulos todos os dias!! :D⚠️ Nicole Stanton, a mulher mais rica do mundo, apareceu discretamente no aeroporto, mas foi imediatamente atacada por repórteres. Repórter: "Sra. Stanton, por que seu casamento com o Sr. Ferguson chegou ao fim?" Ela sorriu e disse: "Porque eu tenho uma fortuna de bilhão de dólares me esperando como herdeira dos Stanton..." Repórter: "São verdadeiros os rumores de que você saiu com uma dúzia de homens só neste mês?" Antes que a herdeira bilionária pudesse falar, uma voz gelada veio de não muito longe. "Não, isso é notícia falsa". Eric Ferguson se destacou na multidão. "Eu também tenho um patrimônio de um bilhão de dólares. Por que você não herda a fortuna da minha família?"

Perubahan besar terjadi pada diri Long Chen sejak menerima pengkhiatan dari tunangannya. Demi sebuah ambisi, gadis yang juga merupakan teman masa kecilnya itu, tega menusuk dirinya dari belakang dengan pedang yang meninggalkan luka serius di beberapa meridian, termasuk hatinya. Tiada lagi kedamaian bagi Long Chen sesudahnya. Sosok jenius yang selama ini tersemat dalam dirinya leyap sudah, pupus tak berbekas menjadi sampah tiada guna di mata keluarganya. Setiap hari hanya bermalas-malasan dan berbuat nakal di dalam keluarganya, sehingga ia semakin di benci oleh orang-orang di sekitarnya.Ya, di mata semua orang kini, Long chen hanyalah sampah! Tanpa seorang pun mengetahui sesuatu yang tersembunyi dalam dirinya sejak kejadian itu.“Jenius? Cih, apa itu jenius? Aku akan menginjak jenius itu di kakiku! Aku adalah sang naga, kaisar dari para naga! Jalanku. Takdirku. Hanya milikku!”Ini kisah perjalanan Long Chen mencapai puncak seni bela diri. Melawan iblis, memimpin semua makhluk ke jalan baru dalam seni bela diri. Serta, jalan bagi Long Chen untuk mengetahui jati diri dan orang tuanya.

~The HYBRID LUNA's Sequel~ “You disobeyed our rules princess, you are going to be punished.” Knox, her vampire mate said. “Yeah, don't act like you hate it, we can smell your arousal princess, your pussy is dripping wet. Now, come here.” Delaney gulped. Of course, she was aroused! How can you see these two hotties and not get wet? ... After finding out her parents were the main cause of the clash between werewolves and vampires, Delaney went into hiding only to discover she was pregnant. What was she supposed to do with a werewolf baby? What will her vampire mate do when he finds out? *** Book 1: Mated To The Alpha Kings Book 2: Return Of The Hybrid Queen Book 3: Enslaved By The Ruthless Vampire King