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"I always see darkness but when you entered my life, I saw the light."Maarte si Rosalisa Chievez o mas kilala sa tawag na, "Lisa" dahil na rin sa ayaw niya na tinatawag siya sa buong pangalan niya. Her peaceful life begin to mess up because of the last will of her mother; she need to get married to Kurt Uno Takahashi Oriez or what she called, "Kuto." Kuto is oh-beautiful-gorgeous-sexy-man but the only problem is... Kuto is a childish, mahilig ito sa spongebob. Maraming katatawanan ang nangyari at mangyayari sa kanilang married life but Kuto had a secrets that Lisa doesn't know at natatakot siya na iba ang pagkaintinda niya sa mga ito.What is the secrets?

Ancient evils return to the lands of Mundillum. The races of Elves, Men and Dwarves need to put aside old grievances. Their survival depends on it.

Albaret Victori deon yang hidup di tahun 1520 dari keluarga kerajaan yang terkenal dengan kehebatan dan ketaguhan yang dimiliki oleh kerajaan tersebut. Kini telah memasuki tahun 2020, ia masih tetap ada di muka bumi ini sebagai bodygard. Dengan wajah yang tampan dan cool, sifatnya yang begitu cuek dan dingin akhirnya terkalahkan dengan seorang gadis yang pernah ia temui selama 500 tahun yang lalu. Dila laurent merupakan salah satu putri dari kerjaan seberang, yang mana merupakan musuh bubuyutan dari kerajaan Hansai yang merupakan kerjaan dari Albaret. Namun, sayangnya perempuan ini bukan perempuan yang bernama Dila laurent. Hanya saja wajahnya dan namanya yang menyerupai perempuan tersebut. Dila laurent di besarkan dengan penuh kemewahan sifatnya juga yang begitu angkuh dan tak ingin mengalah menjadikan ia sosok wanita yang mempunyai kepribadian yang sangat keras. Albaret terjebak di dunia ini lantaran ia belum berhasil mencari cara untuk kembali, andai saja jika waktu itu terulang kembali maka, ia tak akan memilih untuk masuk ke dalam pintu yang mampu membawanya sampai ke bumi. Selain itu, Albaret juga sangat pandai dalam segala hal. Di penghujung cerita apakah ia bisa kembali? Apakah ia bisa merasakan jatuh cinta pertama kalinya?

This isn't a love story, but almost a love story. Irina and Eric share a world through dreams and time travel. They have a strong mutual understanding about the feelings they have for each other, at the same time understanding that they cannot be together. Eric: I open my eyes and find myself standing alone in an empty room. The ceilings and the walls are neatly painted white. And the floor is composed of polished light brown wood. And there is a dark brown framed window at one corner where the light comes from. A bright yellow and pale red orange light tells me the sun is setting and soon it will be dark. Eric is a ghost who always appears in Irina's dream. Irina: I open the door to the bedroom. There is a dark brown framed window at one corner where the light is coming from. The yellow orange light passes through the open window. I see Eric standing right there on the spot captured by the yellow light. ‘You came back.’ I said. He stood there looking me in the eye. I almost died. Irina is a time traveler who may or may not change his fate. They alternatively tell a bitter sweet story. Love doesn't always mean together, sometimes it is deeper apart. Eric: I stand alone in the rain looking at the dark sky where all I can see is water, for it is both the rain and my tears flowing to my face. Irina: And suddenly it is no longer my reflection I see inside the mirror. What I see now is a figure of a man. I draw closer to see him clearly. But the closer I walk towards him, the farther I become from him. I couldn't get close.

Evelyn works as a secretary for someone who has become an obsession with her since she was in high school, Evelyn works hard to get accepted to work at Malvin's company, someone she has become obsessed with.Evelyn makes Malvin finally love her, but the presence of another woman due to an arranged marriage that Malvin can't refuse makes Evelyn angry.What will Evelyn do next?Can Evelyn keep Malvin beside her ?

Katie Gomez has a special ability. Due to her childhood living with her grandmother, she was not careful to fall off the well, so her mind was somewhat overgrown. Occasionally she would dream a few dreams that signal the future, and she would be able to hear other people's thoughts by touching their flesh. These things bother her. Especially since she met Aidan Jonas. Katie and Aidan were childhood friends who grew up together. Later because of a misunderstanding, they separated. Years later, fate arranged for Aidan to be the CEO of the company Katie was working for. During out-of-control drunkenness, Aidan and Katie had a one-night stand. Sometime later Katie found out she was pregnant and was found out by her grandparents, forcing them to get married. In this situation, they are forced to sign a marriage contract. However, after she gave birth, She found out that Aidan betrayed her, he had an affair with another girl. She collapsed, she was in pain, and lost faith in love.

Angels and devils ruled the city of Los Angeles. It was in the deep underbelly of the sparkling done-up town that I found him. Where I found the devil himself. A god in human form. A devil in every way. I fell for him, tumbled towards him like a bowling ball to some easily knocked down pins. Yet, I lost him. You never mess with a gang, I messed with the leaders of all leaders, I messed with Angeles.

Konten 16+ : Dea memulai hidup barunya setelah menjalani terapi psikis karena kehilangan tunangannya 3 tahun lalu. Orangtua Dea mengenalkan nya pada laki-laki bernama Aiden. Kedua keluarga sudah setuju untuk menikahkan mereka, tetapi Aiden ternyata sudah memiliki kekasih. Apa yang akan dilakukan Dea ketika mengetahui bahwa Aiden memiliki kekasih? Apa akan membatalkan perjodohan atau tetap meneruskannya?

Sgt.Adam Joseph Levonn, lead commander of elite military force in the United States watched the tiny islands of the Philippines with wonder. He was on a mission together with his team SEAL SIX . As the plane landed, a group of volunteers welcomed them, including a strange good looking classy woman wearing a black jacket , Kristine. The troops then travelled to their destination together with the volunteers . None of them noticed that they have entered an unseen barrier that leads them to the other world . What was on the other side of the world ? How far love can offer a sacrifice? What if everything was just a set up ? A novel of depth sensitivity . Embedded with mystery , action and sensational romance.

This is a story of a highschool teenage girl who is an outcast and distant among peers in school, the school tagged her ugly wierdo Even her own family look down on her and no one understands her. She was left in a world of her own,things change suddenly when s hot blonde guy was transferred to their school and got interested in her , right in her green eyes he could see a beauty filled with darkest secret. Find out what happened when Jace Gilbert the new hot blonde school charming prince choose to sit next to no other person but Lily Winter.