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Walang magagawa si Stella kundi ang sumunod sa huling hiling ng kumupkop sa kaniya at tumayong ina na pakasalan ang kaisa-isa nitong anak. Mayroon itong malubhang sakit at may taning na ang buhay ngunit ang hindi niya inaasahan na ang lalaking anak nito—si Ace Alcantara—ang ama ng kaniyang anak. Apat na taon na ‘rin ang nakakaraan mag-mula ng magkita ang dalawa. Magagawa ba nilang lutasin ang problema sa nakaraan ng magkasama o hahayaan nila na lamunin sila ng nakaraan at tuluyan nang magkalayo?

They call him 'playboy' and 'fuckboy'. Well, Matteo is just doing what he wants and get what he wants. And nothing is more interesting than girls pussies. And there is one rule for every girl he bedded-- NO AFTERS. Not his fault if they left crying and heart broken after their steamy make out. He never beg for it, they willingly surrendered their bodies. Not until he met this gorgeous woman in a nightclub in New York while he is on hiatus from modeling. The woman rejected him at first but he did not let her pass. And when he thought he wins, the woman ran away after and he felt very insulted. No one did this to him before! How could a waitress ran away from an idol like him? But he just smirk. He is Matteo, and what he wants, he gets. He will make her fall to her knees and beg for his touches.

(WARNING: MATURED CONTENT!) Buong akala niya ay nagawa niya nang kalimutan ang kanyang ex boyfriend nang iwan niya ito para makipag sapalaran sa ibang bansa. Ngunit nang hindi sinasadyang magkita sila ulit ay hindi na niya nagawa pang pigilin ang sarili nang minsang may mangyari sa kanila, isang gabi lamang noong una, hanggang sa sumunod na gabi, namalayan niya na lamang na ang bawat gabi sa piling nito ay unti-unti niya nang nakasanayan. Ngunit paano kung isang araw, malalaman nila pareho na nakatakda na palang ikasal ang kanilang mga magulang? Paano kung isang araw ay malaman niyang nakatakda silang maging magkapatid? Magagawa niya kayang patuloy na mahalin ang lalaki, gayong sa mata ng lahat ay bawal ang relasyong namamagitan sa kanila?

They said that every werewolf has a mate but being an omega means, Zeph has no mate that was meant for her and it makes her a laughingstock in their pack. On her eighteenth birthday, a crescent moon suddenly appeared on her forehead without her knowing. Keiver, a Beta who adopted Zeph asks a witch to secretly transfer the crescent moon tattoo from Zeph to his daughter, Hillary. Hunter is the powerful alpha of the Golden Wolf Pack. He didn't believe the saying that a woman with a crescent moon tattoo on her forehead will become his luna so he open a selection for candidates to become his luna. But what if he falls in love with a maid which is an omega, the lowest rank of their pack? Will he choose her despite her lowest rank or the Beta's daughter who has the crescent moon tattoo on her forehead? And what will be the destiny of Zeph, the last omega of their pack? Will she get back her crescent moon tattoo and her right position as the alpha's destined luna or she will remain a maid and an omega forever?

>>THIS BOOK IS IN INDEFINITE HIATUS<< Aurelie Mistal, called by her nickname Aurie is a simple, average girl with hidden talents who had experienced working for a very long time being a cast member from a famous amusement park from the Philippines. After leaving the path of a fairytale-like life, she decided to join the real world of music wherein she found herself joining the infamous MBS Asia Inc. - an international talent agency where youths were scouted and trained to be future artists as they grow up. Upon exploring, Aurie continually experiences good and bad situations, and even encounters deep secrets with unbelievable revelations within the hallways of a musically inclined building, hiding from the shining and sparkling gold furniture and pure white walls. She is also slowly becoming part of every artists' lives, mostly her most admired artist, Ryota Morii who doesn't acknowledge her presence and becomes irritated by just seeing her around. Until, more ideal guys started invading her life which eventually ended up trying to steal her from Ryota, with all having the same reason: LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. Will Aurie be able to hold her feelings just for Ryota or will she give chance to others who won't seem to stop pursuing her?

Separated by fate, haunted by the past– that's how they live. Until they met again; they built hatred, showed agony, betrayed friends, wanted to be loved, and learned how to sacrifice one's happiness. Remember those nights that I've been disturbing you, it's because I can't say what I need to say. Remember the time that I didn't disturb you; I'd been holding on so much, hoping that you'd be the one to call me first– and you did. Every time I hurt your feelings, I'm hurting too. I– I just don't know how to tell you the exact words, so I keep on annoying you. I'm sorry for all the troubles that I have caused– "I know," I said, and I hugged him. I can sense the same pain as what he is in my dream. Confessing is not bad. I'm just overwhelmed because I feel the same way. "I like you too, Alex. I don't know how, I don't know why but that's how I felt. I hate you harassing and annoying me but I missed it when you don't!" I smiled. Their fate is twisted.

Hindi inasahan ni Amy na ang asawang minahal at pinagkatiwalaan niya nang husto sa loob ng maraming taon ay niloloko siya sa gamit ang secretary nito sa trabaho. Nang magharap sila, pinagtawanan at kinutya lang si Amy ng kanyang asawa at ng kabit nitong secretary. Tinawag siyang baog ng mga walang hiyang yun dahil lang hindi pa siya nabubuntis sa nakalipas na tatlong taon na kasal sila ng asawa niyang si Callan. Dahil sa pagiging heartbroken niya, nag-file siya ng divorce at pumunta sa isang club, pumili siya ng isang random na lalaki, nagkaroon ng mainit na one night stand, binayaran ang lalaki at biglang naglaho papunta sa maliit na syudad. Bumalik siya sa bansa pagkalipas ng anim na taon kasama ang tatlong cute na lalaki at tatlong cute na babae na magkakaedad at magkakahawig. Nagsettle down siyang muli at nakakuha ng trabaho pero di nagtagal ay nalaman niyang ang CEO sa kumpanyang pinatatrabahuhan niya ang lalaking naka-one night stand niya sa club anim na taon na ang nakalilipas. Magagawa ba niyang itago ang kanyang six little cuties mula sa CEO na nagkataong ang pinakamakapangyarihang tao pa sa NorthHill at pinaniniwalaang baog rin? Pwede bang magkasundo si Amy at ang pinakamakapangyarihang tao sa NorthHill sa kabila ng pagiging langit at lupa ng estado nila sa buhay?

Eloise Tamara Buenaventura only want to reach her dreams in life and to stop her father from hating her. But little did she know that the mistake her father made would change her life. Meeting one of the youngest bachelor, Wyatt Wolfenstein, would make it more complicated. Falling into him was her biggest mistake but her greatest lesson. Will she be able to do the billionaire's bidding? Or will she run away again like what she did the first time?

Biktima ng magulong nakaraan. Pinaglaruan ng kapalaran. Dapat bang siya ang sisisihin sa lahat ng kasalanan na hindi naman siya ang may gawa?  Si Anastasia ay isang ampon. Masayahin at mapagpakumbaba sa lahat. Ngunit sinubok ng tadhana ang kanyang katatagan. Pinaglaruan ng kanyang tinuturing na kapatid. Ibinenta sa isang estranghero. Pinagtabuyan at nabuntis.  Paano kung isang araw, muling magkrus ang landas nila ng lalaking pilit niyang kalimutan. Makikilala kaya niya ito?  Paano kung ang taong kanyang pinagkakatiwalaan at inalayan ng kanyang buong pagmamahal ay itatakwil siya sa araw mismo ng kanilang kasal. Magawa niya pa kayang patawarin ito?  May kaugnayan kaya ang nakaraan nina Anastasia at Vance Michael Enriquez? Sino ito sa buhay ni Anastasia. 

"Will you, Drew Walton, take Lilian Rose Martin, to be your lawful wedded wife, to share your life openly, standing with her in sickness and in health, in joy and in sorrow, in hardship and in ease, to cherish and love, now and forevermore?"Lily believed she had no purpose within her family. She had never been treated responsibly and frequently endured physical abuse from her father and other family members. Even the housemaids showed her no kindness, considering her a nuisance. Her value only became apparent when she was forced to marry into the Walton Family.Lily was terrified of Drew, the man she was to marry, but she was bound by her duty as a Martin.On their first wedding night, Drew confessed that he didn't like her. She was unlike the women he typically dated.Who would desire someone with her limited education, slim figure, and unattractive appearance?Nevertheless, she was determined to honor her marriage agreement with Drew rather than return to the Martins, who had mistreated her.[TRIGGER WARNING: This book contains adult language and themes, including graphic violence, explicit content, and instances of violence against women that may be disturbing to some readers. This book is intended for adult readers.]