~Vivaldi's POV~ I'M SITTING THERE, AND I CAN FEEL my blood running cold. I know I've stirred up some serious trouble, and it's about to explode. I tilt my head, purse my lips, and try to remember exactly what I said to piss off this bald guy. A fake laugh erupts from me, and I blurt out, “I say, I want a mug of beer!” But Mr. Bean Head isn't falling for it. Not for a second. His chest puffs out, and he growls, “No, no. What did you call me?” My mind races, searching for a way out. I cough, trying to buy some time. “Uh, I said, Mr. Blonde Head!” I lie, hoping he'll believe me. But this guy's no dummy. He looks totally confused, staring at his reflection in a bottle behind the bar, rubbing his bald head gently. “But… I'm not a blonde,” he points out, looking both funny and pitiful with his scrunched-up face. A wicked grin spreads across my face. This is gonna be epic. “If you're not a blonde,” I say, pausing for effect, “then that means you're a...” I let the words hang there, build
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