All Chapters of Lyon: Chapter 161 - Chapter 170

I've outsmarted Kat's ass all these years, her ringers aren't going to get anything over on me. So far I've been lucky, they're all good kidsand then there's the little one.I eyed the backseat to make sure Hitler's youth wasn't doing some shit back there that she wasn't supposed to, before turning my attention back to my firstborn."How's school going?" I addressed the question to both of them. Caitlin just shrugged but the terror in the back had a lot to say.She had a tale for every damn day of the week. "They're gonna put you away the next time you get caught doing that fucI mean stuff in their lab."I should be so damn lucky. Fucking kid is worst now that she has all these new uncles and aunts to spoil her demented ass.At least once a week there's a Fed Ex truck in my driveway delivering something for her to tinker with, because the SEALs and their women are convinced she's some sort of prodigy and keep sending her shit.My ass! I'm coming to believe more and more that Elen

In the morning it was daddy's turn to corral the herd and get them situated for the day. I had Cody on my hip while I prepared breakfast.These fucks don't know what dry cereal looks like, except during summer vacation, ain't that a bitch. Their mother and grandmothers spoil their asses and what they don't do, the grandfathers pick up the slack.I got the bacon from the oven and scrambled a couple dozen eggs. The noise level was off the charts becauseMengele. She was arguing with her brothers that our night out was better than theirs.I guess I should be happy that my kids don't have anything more serious to argue about. Their mother waddled in just when they were finishing up and I had to feed her miserable ass.Of course she didn't want anything I made and it took damn near half an hour to figure out what she wanted. I got her the fruit she said she wanted and sat with her while her kids tried to tear my fuckinghouse apart with their shit."What you got doing today?" I sipped

I made my way down to the basement to the lab that she conned me out of. I could already smell that she was up to some shit before I reached the door and as soon as I got there, there was no room for doubt."Mengele the fuI mean what are you up to little girl?""Nothing daddy." Nothing my ass! There were fumes coming out the beaker she was fucking around with.The pothead decided to give her a complete chemistry set and now I sleep with one eye open. The little shit scares me more than the fucks in the desert.The scary thing is that she didn't even flinch at getting caught, just carried on with her shit like it was normal. I'd bet anything that whatever the fuck she was up to was nowhere near anything resembling normalcy."I told you about lying to me?" She has this way of looking at me that makes me want to give her-her way in everything. She was doing that shit now."I'm not lying daddy promise. Daddy can you get me some PVC?" That sounded innocent enough, but I'm not trusting

Dinner was as to be expected, noisy and messy. I had the whole family at my table and I knew from the way the women were situated that some shit was going on.When my niece kept going on and on about driving lessons while my sisters, mother and wife kept staring at me, I got the drift.I gritted my teeth, clenched my fork and kept my head down. No, just fuck no. I cut into my steak like it was on the operating table and took ten minutes to chew. I'm concentrating on my food, don't say shit to me.I wonder who taught these women that the dinner table was the best place for an ambush? "So Colton what do you think?""What do I think about what Elena?" That piece of meat was almost as pureed in my mouth as Cody's nasty ass baby food. I got a pain in my gut but refused to rub it.These fucking women have given me ulcers, I'msure of it. I cut another piece of meat and the whole table got quiet. I could feel their eyes on me.Even the pothead, Drake and Cy were looking at me now. Ther

She talked my ear off while I made her breakfast then bitched because I had to go to work like I haven't been doing that shit the whole time we were married.Since she could work from home I guess she thinks I can build my shit on the computer now too. "Kat was there something you wanted?" A new attitude would be good. Fuck if I was gonna say that shit out loud."Nope, go on about your day. My mom and yours should be here soon to help me with Cody." I sensed an underlying reprimand beneath that shit but held my tongue."I just don't think it's fair that they should have to pick up the slack since you're the one who forbade me to pick him up." When are these kids getting here? When am I getting my wife back?Not that she's any less acidic when not pregnant, but at least then a good hard pounding or a strap to her ass would get her misbehaving ass to straighten the fuck up.I reworked some shit in my head and came up with a compromise. "I'll come home early today how's that?" I walk