Dinner was as to be expected, noisy and messy. I had the whole family at my table and I knew from the way the women were situated that some shit was going on.When my niece kept going on and on about driving lessons while my sisters, mother and wife kept staring at me, I got the drift.I gritted my teeth, clenched my fork and kept my head down. No, just fuck no. I cut into my steak like it was on the operating table and took ten minutes to chew. I'm concentrating on my food, don't say shit to me.I wonder who taught these women that the dinner table was the best place for an ambush? "So Colton what do you think?""What do I think about what Elena?" That piece of meat was almost as pureed in my mouth as Cody's nasty ass baby food. I got a pain in my gut but refused to rub it.These fucking women have given me ulcers, I'msure of it. I cut another piece of meat and the whole table got quiet. I could feel their eyes on me.Even the pothead, Drake and Cy were looking at me now. Ther
By the next morning I'd all but forgotten about him because of all the shit I had going on in my house. Mengele woke me up at the ass crack of dawn with her shit.Kat was miserable because one of our kids was currently living on her kidney or some shit and my boys were trying to tear my house off the foundation. Regular Monday morning fare in the Lyon household."Anybody miss the bus they're walking." Dead silence for a split second and then a stampede. The only one who was doing what they were supposed to was Caitiebear.She was already dressed and ready, but her reasons for that shit was annoying. She was on the phone at six o damn clock in the morning."Morning daddy." She smiled at the look on my face and came forward to kiss my cheek. She's her mother's kid, knows how to play me.Cody started his crying shit and I went to see to him because Kat's pregnant ass wasn't moving before eight or nine. "Daddy.""I already told you I'll take care of it Catalina."I woke up to her st
She talked my ear off while I made her breakfast then bitched because I had to go to work like I haven't been doing that shit the whole time we were married.Since she could work from home I guess she thinks I can build my shit on the computer now too. "Kat was there something you wanted?" A new attitude would be good. Fuck if I was gonna say that shit out loud."Nope, go on about your day. My mom and yours should be here soon to help me with Cody." I sensed an underlying reprimand beneath that shit but held my tongue."I just don't think it's fair that they should have to pick up the slack since you're the one who forbade me to pick him up." When are these kids getting here? When am I getting my wife back?Not that she's any less acidic when not pregnant, but at least then a good hard pounding or a strap to her ass would get her misbehaving ass to straighten the fuck up.I reworked some shit in my head and came up with a compromise. "I'll come home early today how's that?" I walk
I headed out and pulled into my driveway, maneuvering around the cars that were still there. I called out for my wife as soon as I got in the door but there was no answer.I heard movement coming from the backyard and headed back there. I came up short at the sight of them. They were in the pool enclosure. Kat and the bruiser were in the water and the other three were on loungers.I guess Kat figured since I told her not to pick up Cody that water was the best place to defy me. She'd probably tell me she was teaching him to swim.From the way he was chortling and carrying on you'd think I'd kept them apart or some shit. Tina was doing some mess on her phone. These old women are worst than the kids with that Internet shit."I'll tell you what; that weed Daniel gave me last night did its thing.""Oh yeah?""Yep, Drake was mad as hell but who cares. He ain't the one up all night staring at the four walls. I hate taking those sleeping pills. I wake up in the morning feeling like I wa
The next thing I knew there were kids running around the house. I looked around for my wife and the sheets were cold. How the fuck long have I been asleep?Her knock out punch pussy had done it again. I scratched my rumbling gut and rolled my ass outta bed. I checked on Cody first but he was already out of bed.The noise level on the first floor was off the charts and I thought long and hard about leaving Kat's conniving ass to handle her kids on her own.In the end I manned up and made my way into bedlam. "Daddy, daddy, daddy" You'd think they hadn't seen me in years.I hugged each one in turn including my eldest who was helping her mom get dinner together. That one gave me a smirk and waddled her ass to the stove."Nice nap?" She set me up! I walked over to her and put my lips to her ear so my nosy ass kidscouldn't get into my shit. "Tonight, that ass is mine." She laughed and swatted at me while the little one was giving me looks.I answered a million questions while eating
I got Mengele out of my bathroom half an hour later before she drowned and walked her to her room. "Daddy it's cold.""Use your bathroom next time and you won't have to walk through the AC."Her damn mother has the thermostat on permafrost because hey, no one else's comfort matters in this bitch and I dare any one of them to say shit.She hid in the closet to get dressed while I sat on her bed trying to find the right words to tell her so she would go to sleep without worrying about her little friend.She came back in her cute little girl pajamas, face freshly scrubbed and bright eyes. This kid in no way looks ready for bed.I patted the mattress and she climbed in with a secret little smile. I knew that shit did not bode well for me and I was right. "Read me a story daddy."The fuck! She reads better than me and have made a point of not wanting anyone to read her shit because she's a big girl. She's taking lessons from her mother."Mengele" How the fuck do you tell your kid you
I could hardly sleep that night my mind wouldn't let me rest. And maybe that's what saved me from my wife's wrath the next morning.Instead of reaming my ass for leaving her high and dry over the breakfast table, she picked up on the fact that something was bothering me.She reached over and squeezed my hand but instead of giving word to her thoughts just gave me a questioning look.I shook my head and indicated the kids who were trying to out talk each other. "Caitlin put it away." Her hand disappeared lightning fast beneath the table."I was just saying good morning daddy." She's trying to get this kid killed. I seriously tried to find justification for five solid seconds but the little shit hadn't done anything worthy of a gutting. Other than robbing me of my daughter."Not at the table." She's so much her mother's kid she left her chair and came around the table to wrap her arms around my neck. "I'm finished with my breakfast so can I be excused from the table?""Sure, go a
I rode up and around them and headed back the way I came with them following close behind. We didn't need to talk; we all knew where we were headed. I got there before they did and opened the security gate.I turned on only the bare bulb overhead light leaving the rest of the room in shadows. I kicked a chair into the middle of the room and waited.They dragged him in kicking and screaming. "Who are you?" He focused on me before I throat chucked his ass and pushed him down on the chair.I opened my little bag of treats and shoved two leaves in his mouth. Mengele wasn't lying that shit worked fast. It started out slow, maybe taking thirty minutes before the first sign of distress."What is that, what did you give me?" He eyed the bag in my hand and asked after I stopped holding his mouth together. "Where's the kid? You tell me that and I'll let you live, you don't, you die."He put up a good fight that dragged on for damn near three hours. That's when the fun really started. He los