“Wakey Wakey, hands off snakey!” My sister, Arianna calls as she pulls back the curtains to allow the orangey sunrise to spill into the darkness of the room. This was how she wakes me every morning. I would say I liked it, but I like sleeping much more. “One, i don't have a ‘snakey’, you absolute arse, and two, do I have to?” I stretch out. My toes slaying and my spine tingles. Morning stretches are one of the words most under-rated pleasures. “Yes, you do have to. It’s a work day, dumbass,” Arianna chuckles as I sit up on my bunk, the top bunk, obviously, and gain just enough energy to let out a great morning fart. Hey, ladies fart too! They just smell like roses, stop your judging. Arianne shrieks with amusement. I watch with a cheesy grin. “Lizzie, you may as well be a bloke with an arse like that.” “You do it too, don’t act like you&rsqu
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