ZYLITH. There was a haunting silence after I spilled my fart words of anger, and suddenly the King retorted with an astonished "WHAT!" However, Lord Gilbert beat him to the curb and rose into a brash retaliation, "Goodness lady, how could you act so vulgar and unsightly in front of His Majesty. And....And...to even suggest such obscene behavior of His Majesty is an insult to not only His Majesty but also to the Royal family. You could be put on trial for such insolence." "Oh My! I'm so sorry Lord Gilbert, I didn't know His Majesty doesn't fart. See? I was right about the sh*tty ideas." My smile was one of my most dazzled ones and poor Lord Gilbert turned a different shade of white. Sigh! Honestly, sometimes even I am surprised by what comes out of my mouth. "Pfft!" I heard a low snicker and I glanced around the room to find the said
Last Updated : 2021-02-05 Read more