All Chapters of Confessions Of An Exorcist: Chapter 1 - Chapter 10

Hi guys, my name is Chime Chinonso and I’m from Enugu, Nigeria. May I know your name and where you are from   Confessions Of An Exorcist is one of my best stories and you are going to enjoy it.   If you haven’t seen my other work “SHADOW” please do.  It is worth the read.    I’m gonna blow your mind.   This work is completely an imaginative one.   Any character in resemblance to actual person- living or deceased is a coincidence. Every character in this book is a product of the author’s imagination.   If it creates any form of offense in order of faith, I sincerely apologize

So you made it past the introduction. I’m impressed. Since you are here, you might as well take a seat. This is the day He brought me back to life HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE It was a harsh stormy night, perfect weather for being dead. There I was resting in my grave peacefully, when some douche bags thought it would be a brilliant idea to come rob me. Maybe because I died a rich man they thought my riches were buried with me, but just like Saint Mathew said, “Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon Earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in Heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal.” I bet these idiots don’t read shit. Funny enough neither did I back then. After realizing this was an epic fail, they started arguing amongst themselves. Their bickering alerted the sexton who chased them away. They lef

Shit!   I almost died the second time.   My stupid best friend had tried to kill me. He was a surgeon but he was dumb as fuck. Who shoots at a ghost?- damn, I’m not even a ghost! Would He have brought me back again if this hairy cunt had killed me? I don’t even wanna know.   "Sometimes life gives you a second chance, or even two! Not always, but sometimes. It's what you do with those second chances that counts. -> DAVE WILSON   “Bitch you missed. Shoot with your eyes open not closed.”     “My eyes wasn’t closed”

  Hello there my name is Mason Woods, I died and was brought back to life to do a job I wholeheartedly do not want to do. I am robbed of my freedom. Welcome to my party  "A normal human being does not want the Kingdom of Heaven: he wants life on Earth to continue."--> George Orwell.  "Fuck the government. Here's to the night we don't remember and the friends we won't forget. Let's get this fucking party started." This is by far the best speech I have ever made. I walked down the stage feeling proud.  I sit at the bar drinking and watching them dance- I don't know how to dance and wouldn't want to disgrace myself.

The worst thing about dying is coming back to life. It's only beautiful if the people you love are here. What's the fucking point if they are gone. They call resurrection God's blessing or miracle but it's really God's way of torturing you. I'm supposed to feel His love but I'm feeling no shit. God is cruel. NO ONE WANTS TO DIE. EVEN PEOPLE WHO WANTTO GO TO HEAVEN DON'T WANT TO DIE TO GET THERE.AND YET, DEATH IS THE DESTINATION WE ALL SHARE.NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED IT, AND THAT IS HOW IT SHOULD BE, BECAUSE DEATH IS VERY LIKELY THESINGLE BEST INVENTION OF LIFE. IT'S LIFE'S CHANGE AGENT.IT CLEARS OUT THE OLD TO MAKE WAY FOR THE NEW-> STEVE JOBS.