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2024-10-29 19:42:56Hello there my name is Mason Woods, I died and was brought back to life to do a job I wholeheartedly do not want to do. I am robbed of my freedom. Welcome to my party
"A normal human being does not want the Kingdom of Heaven: he wants life on Earth to continue."
--> George Orwell.
"Fuck the government. Here's to the night we don't remember and the friends we won't forget. Let's get this fucking party started."
This is by far the best speech I have ever made. I walked down the stage feeling proud. I sit at the bar drinking and watching them dance- I don't know how to dance and wouldn't want to disgrace myself.
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