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CHAPTER THIRTEEN -> BIRTH OF GYLLOU
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2024-10-29 19:42:56Hi! I’m Mason Woods and these are my confessions, but you already know that by now. Vineyard is about to be pushed into extinction, I hope I can do something about it.
TO SIT IN JUDGEMENT OF THOSE THINGS
WHICH YOU PERCEIVE TO BE WRONG OR IMPERFECT,
TO BE ONE MORE PERSON WHO IS PART OF JUDGEMENT, EVIL OR IMPERFECTION
WAYNE DYER
FEW DAYS BEFORE THE BIRTH OF GYLLOU
I come home to meet Haley eating her lunch, I give her a kiss on the forehead.
“Welcome back, babe. Are you hungry?” she asks with a smiling face.
“No, I’m good. I got something for you.” I sit beside her.
“Whoa! What’s that?" She asks, excited.
“A bracelet. Father Frank said if you have it on, no demon or ghost can hurt you. The small crucifix
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